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Every Excuse in the Book
714 Ways to Say, "It's Not My Fault!"
by Craig Boldman and Pete Matthews
Published by Andrews
McMeel
NOW AVAILABLE!
We're very enthused about this project, and are devoting
this section of our site to it. Among other things, you'll find illustrations
and sample pages from the book, plus some that were left "on the cutting
room floor."
Here is the catalog copy from our publisher:
Our society has become one where nobody is willing to take responsibility
for their actions. The level of finger-pointing has reached such absurd
levels, it leaves us asking, "What can possibly be done to reverse
this trend?"
Authors Craig
Boldman and Pete
Matthews don't know -- they just know it's not their fault. And now
you, too, can distance yourself from this problem - and any other - with
the new book Every Excuse in the Book. This compendium
of more than 700 universal cop-outs, complete with over 75 illustrations,
offers hilarious excuses for every conceivable situation.
Blame isn't something that falls on someone, but a fly to be shooed away,
and only ever really comes to land on the person who's not resourceful enough
to avoid it. And with the excuses in this hysterical new book, you never
need to be that person!
With the help of the blame-passers in Every Excuse in the Book,
there is no misdeed you can commit that can't be disavowed, dismissed, rejected,
shifted, neutralized, sidestepped, dodged, redirected, or diffused.
Authors Craig Boldman and Pete Matthews write humor greeting cards for
Gibson Greeting Cards and have written for numerous humor magazines, newspapers,
and comic books. Boldman is a lifelong resident of the Cincinnati area and
Matthews lives near San Diego, Calif.
ISBN: 0-8362-5195-4
LIST PRICE $8.95 ($12.50 Canada)
4 x 6, 281 pages, paperback
Ship Date: April
Category: general trade/humor
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