Chapter 3: "Here, Fetch"
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Chris's alarm (that he set for 6 AM so he would have time to do his hair) starts beeping loudly. Jesse wakes up with a start…
Jesse- FIRE!!!!!
Greg- (also waking up with a start) Fire?! Where?! Oh no! John set it, didn't he?!
Matt wakes up suddenly and hears everybody screaming fire. He grabs Jesse's nearby pogo stick and starts poking the fire alarm (which is what they think the beeping is).
Matt- It's not shutting off!
He accidentally bumps the nearby sprinkler and it sprays all over everybody.
Chris is still sleeping with an innocent smile on his face. He wakes up, just as everyone runs out in the hallway.
Chris- Hey, where is everyone going? Wait for me! Why am I all wet? This is not good for the hair… Jesse, you better not have wet the bed again!
The girls hear all the racket and run out in the hallway because someone was screaming fire.
Anna, Melissa, Meagan, and Amy all run to their guys and hold on to them.
Tory is left, not knowing where Chris is…
Tory- Chris! Where are you? HE'S STUCK IN THE FIRE!!!!!!!
She runs in the guys' room and runs right into Chris. She hugs him really tight.
Tory- Hun, are you ok?! Ick… why are you all wet?
Chris- I'm not sure how I got wet or why for that matter. But I'm fine…apparently the sound of my alarm must have set off the sprinklers…?
All of the guys are raving mad.
Greg- Dude! Your alarm?!?!?!?!?!
Matt- It's 6 in the morning!
Frankie- Ok, which smart fella thought there was a fire?
Everyone turns and looks at Jesse, who is staring at the floor.
Jesse- Um…I thought it was the fire alarm…
They all sigh and get dressed to go down to breakfast.

***

Mrs. Raposo and Mrs. McCartney were already eating breakfast in the lobby when the group of them came down.
Jesse- Mommy!
He runs to give her a hug.
Greg- Yo, mom.
Frankie, being the responsible one, goes to tell the "service team" that the sprinklers "accidentally" went off.
After that problem was solved and the girls were introduced to Mrs. Raposo and Mrs. McCartney, they all sat down to bagels and doughnuts.
Greg was mixing up his health drink at the beverages table. He came back with an odd brownish-green cream in a cup.
Chris- Dude, what is that?
Greg- (proudly) It's the Raposo Bicep Revealer!
Frankie- Gross man…
Jesse- How is that crap supposed to reveal your biceps?!
Matt- Yeah that's gross…
Greg- Well, if I shut my eyes and plug my nose…
Melissa- What's IN that?!
Greg- Health bars, orange juice, a few green veggies, and some secret ingredients…
Chris- (making a face) Aw, dude…
Mrs. Raposo comes over to tell the boys they only have 1 hour before rehearsal.
Mrs. Raposo- Gregory…not that sick health drink again…go throw that out!
Greg- No mom, please! It helps my biceps!
Mrs. Raposo- No, I don't think so… (she looks in his cup) Greg, dear, that's just sickening!
She grabs the cup and immediately throws it away. She then goes back to her own table.
Everybody laughs except for Greg.
Greg- Dude, that was mine…
He pretends to cry on Melissa's shoulder.
They all decide to explore the hotel for a little bit, when they once again smell…that's right, you guessed it…JOHN!
All the couples decide to throw him off, and they all run away in different directions as John digs through the trash looking for Greg's thrown away Bicep Revealer.
Anna and Frankie run to the work out room and try to catch their breath as they laugh hysterically.
Frankie- (laughing) That John….ha ha ha ha! He cracks me up!
Anna- (laughing) I know! The freak! Trying to find Greg's special drink…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
They both laugh for awhile, then Frankie takes Anna's hand and they make their way to the elevators to go the guys' rooms.
One of the old ladies who had been watching the Diane Wolfe Show the night before was coming out of the elevators. She was carrying a Butterscotch Pudding Upside Down Cake, when Frankie runs without looking right into the elevators and smashes into the cake, splattering it all over him, the old lady, and Anna!
Meanwhile, Meagan and Matt find themselves in a broom closet. Among the mops and buckets, they laugh really hard for about 3 minutes.
Matt- Do you think it's safe now?
Meagan- I don't know…
She leans her head out and sniffs the air…
Meagan- All's clear!
She takes Matt's hand and they start walking towards the stairs, when they bump into one member of the "service team". This particular service team member was a large lady with scraggly hair and warts all over her face.
Service Team Member- (has a nametag that said: The Name's Mary Anne) What are you hooligans doin' hangin' around these parts? I saw ya coming from that broom closet…
Meagan and Matt try to stammer an answer, trying not to laugh.
Meagan- Well, um you see…
Matt- There's this guy…
They start cracking up, and start to run away, but Mary Anne is close on their heels…will they get away?!
Meanwhile, Tory and Chris find themselves by the poolside. They are cracking up, and when they have stopped laughing, they fix their hair in the mirror over a drinking fountain that is in the pool area.
Chris- Oo that was great!
Tory- Oh I know! John…ick that kid has some serious hair problems!
Chris- I don't see how he can stand it!
Tory- Do you think it's safe to leave…?
Chris- I'm sure it is, babe, but just to make sure…
They creep up to the door to the lobby, and seeing that John is busy digging through the trash still, they decide to take the opposite door to the elevators.
Chris took Tory's hand, and they started walking towards the door, when Chris slipped on a puddle, splashing into the pool, taking Tory down with him!
Meanwhile, Greg and Melissa run right to a special arcade room right by the elevators. They are on the floor laughing at John for awhile before Greg helps Melissa up.
Greg- Oo that was hilarious!
Melissa- Oh I know! I can't believe that John…
They peer around the corner to see if John is gone. To their surprise, he was heading right for the arcade room!
John- I know you're in there…I'm coming!
Greg grabs Melissa and jumps into a dusty corner in between the wall and a video game. It is really dusty back there, and both of them are covered with dust when the coast is finally clear…
Meanwhile, Amy and Jesse had made it safely to the elevators and had made it up to their floor. They both then decide to read Amy's special edition “Cheerleading: A Sport” magazine as they wait for the others.
Jesse- This magazine is the greatest!
Amy- I know, isn't it?
They read for awhile, but both of them fall asleep because they were so tired from waking up at 6…

***

Half an hour later, they all meet back up at their hotel rooms, laughing hysterically.  Frankie and Anna are covered in butterscotch pudding, Matt and Meagan are covered in whip marks from Mary Anne's whip, Tory and Chris are soaking wet, and Greg and Melissa have dust all over them.
Chris, Matt, Frankie, Greg- Dude! What happened to you?!
Everybody keeps laughing as they tell their various stories...
Matt- So we finally got the old ladies goin' after ol' Mary Anne...(he starts cracking up)
Meagan- Everyone of 'em yelling about trying to watch some dumb Martha Stewart show...(she starts cracking up)
Dream Street and the five girls then get cleaned up and headed for rehearsal with the girls coming as visitors.
At rehearsal, every time Chris starts to sing, Tory just about fainted because he is 'so incredibly hot and adorable when he sings'.
The rest of rehearsal is basically uneventful, and after rehearsal is over at 2:00, they all hang out at the mall nearby.
Meagan and Matt head over to the hat store to buy new Yankees hats and visors.
Meagan- I kinda like this one...whaddaya think?
She holds up a white and blue Yankees visor.  Matt takes it and starts to inspect it.
Matt- Oo that's sweet...already has a nice formation in the bill...a nice adjuster...
Meagan gives him an odd look.
Matt- I mean...uh it's great!
Meagan and Matt pay for their hats, and suddenly they both smell (vaguely)...a fag!
They whip around, and who else but Uglina Faggita was standing in line to check out a new visor for John!
Matt- RUN!
Luckily, they escape...

***

Frankie and Anna have gone to Sam Goody, on Anna's request...
Anna- Oo Frankie, this CD would be a perfect gift for my mom's birthday...
Anna holds up a "Trader Joe's Meatless Meatballs Top 10 Greatest Hits of All Time" CD.
Frankie- Eh...sounds great...Now here's something!
Frankie turns around and holds up Creed's newest CD.
Anna- Eh...sounds great...

***

Greg and Melissa head over to Armani to check out new clothes for Greg.
Melissa- Oh, this shirt would look so adorable on you!
She points to a read shirt with what appears to be black scratches all over it.
Greg- Oh, um...that's great...
He looks at the price tag.
Greg- Too much money! Oh well...

***

Tory and Chris head out in search of new hair products.
They stop at Bath and Body Works so Chris can get more cologne in their new guys section.
Tory sniffs one.
Tory- Mm I like this one!
Chris- Me too...but I can't decide between that one and this one...
Tory sniffs the other one he is holding.
Tory- Yeah, this one's good too...
Chris- I'll just...
He trails off and they both look at each other.  Their eyes go big as the familiar faggish scent fills the air...
Chris and Tory- JOHN!
They whip around to smell the full blown effect of the smell of fag!
He is heading right towards them!
Chris- NOOOOOOOO!
Chris dives in front of Tory to protect her.
John- We meet again! Fancy meeting you here! I was just dropping by to pick up some bath bubbles!
Tory- (mumbling) You use bath bubbles...? You take baths?!
Chris- AH! Get away!
Tory- Leave us alone!
Chris picks up Tory and runs out the door of Bath and Body Works.
He finally stops running when the oxygen is pure and the air is free of John's pathetic yells.
Chris- Dude, that was close!
Tory- Too close! But we got away!
They smile and hug, proud of their victory...

***

Amy and Jesse are exploring in the WTTW Store of Knowledge.
Jesse- Check it out! This little thing wiggles when you pull the string!
Amy- Awesome!  I'm getting one of those!
They move to the checkout counter to buy Amy's wiggling hamster, and a book on 'How Trains Work' for Jesse. They have all agreed on meeting each other back at the entrance of the mall to go to Taco Bell.
Amy and Jesse are walking towards the doors when they saw Chris and Tory racing by...
Amy- Hm. They're in a hurry, we're not that late, are we?
Jesse- I don't think so...

***

Everybody meets back up, and pile into their cars to go to Taco Bell.
In Matt's car...
Matt- ...Then we turned around and bam! There she was!
Tory, Melissa, Frankie, Jesse- Aw! Gross!
Melissa- I found this adorable shirt for Greg, but I guess he didn't like it as much as I did...
Everyone laughs.
Frankie- Anna bought a "Trader Joe's Meatless Meatballs Top 10 Greatest Hit of All Time" CD for her mom's birthday...
They all laugh again.
Tory- And you guys! It was horrible!  Me and Chris were in Bath and Body Works-
Matt- Bath and Body Works?! Ha ha!
Tory- Yes, Matthew, Bath and Body Works...ANYWAYS, so we were in there and John stunk up the WHOLE place! So then Chris picks me up and, thank you, we got away!
Jesse claps.
Melissa- (sarcastic) Well, that's just great...anywho...
Frankie- That must have been bad...
Jesse- Did you guys know that a train stops by using a brake?!
Melissa- Excuse me, but I'm supposed to know that kind of stuff...

***

Meanwhile, in Meagan's car...
Meagan- I can't stand this song!
'I'ma Slave 4 U' was playing on the radio.
Greg- I can! How can you not like Britney?
Chris- Easily...but she is pretty hot.
Amy- I personally don't think so...but did you see the mattress on the front of her new CD? It is probably the same one in N'Sync's Gone video!
Meagan- (sarcastically) No way!
Anna- Now that is truly the best piece of info on the face of this earth!
Chris- Except for the fact that there are probably a million other mattresses that look exactly like it in the world!
Amy- Nope, it just has to be the same one! Especially since Britney and Justin are dating!
Both cars pull into the parking lot of Taco Bell.
Meagan parks the car and Chris hops out and runs to open Tory's door. (She was in the front seat of Matt's car)
Chris- My lady...
Tory- Thanks! You're a peach!
Chris takes her hand and they start towards the doors.
Matt- You dimwit! You didn't even shut the door!
Meagan- Settle, Bally!
Meagan shuts the door Chris left open
Matt- Thanks, hun.
Meagan- No prob!
They all go in and order their food. Once they get it, everyone goes to sit down except for Greg, who is still at the soda fountain.
Frankie- Oh no, not again!
Matt- Not ANOTHER Greg concoction!
Everybody sighs as Greg finally finishes and comes over with a drink that is a light brown color.
Chris- Dude, what now?
Greg- This is the Greg Strong Hair Power Drink.
Chris and Tory- Gimmee that!
They both stick their straws in and sip a little.
Chris- Oh, sick!
Tory- This tastes like crap!
Jesse- So what's in it this time?
Greg- Well, there is orange pop, a tad of Coke, pink lemonade, and maple syrup!
Amy- Maple syrup? Where?
Melissa- Yeah, this is Taco Bell, not IHOP...
Meagan- What, do you carry around your own supply?
Greg- So what if I do?
The couples start eating their nice Mexican dinner, when who would walk in but John and Uglina…
Greg- Oh, great. Well, guys, there goes my appetite.
Amy- (not looking up from her taquito) What? I’m still hungry.
Meagan- I have an idea…
Chris, Tory, Amy, Jesse, Greg, Frankie, Anna, Melissa, Matt- What?
Anna- Wait, I know. How about we invite them to dinner?! (Everyone else but Meagan groans)
Meagan- BRILLIANT! That’s exactly what I was thinking!
Melissa- (sarcastically) Well, great minds do think alike…
Anna and Meagan- HEY!
Frankie- Wait…great? Their idea wasn’t great, it was stupid.
Chris- Duh, Frankie. It’s called sarcasm.
Tory- (shrieks) AH!
Chris- What is it, babe??
Tory- Lettuce…
Amy- What’s wrong with the lettuce?
Jesse- So it’s a little lighter than usual…get over it.
Tory- No! The lettuce is…in…my…HAIR!!!
Anna- (sarcastically) No. No! NO!
Melissa- Somebody call 911!
Tory- Somebody help meeee!
Chris- Don’t worry, baby, I gotcha covered! (He reaches for a fork to comb the lettuce out of Tory’s hair.)
Tory- NO!
Chris- What?
Amy- Don’t worry, honey, I have just the thing. (She reaches into her purse and pulls out a can of hairspray)
Meagan- What the hell…
Amy- Hairspray. A cheerleading MUST. Everyday before competition we LOAD our hair with it-
Meagan- You DITZ! I meant what the hell good will it do Tory?!
Tory- Yeah…
Chris- What BRAND is that?!
Amy- I was getting there! Picky, picky. Oh, it’s Dollar General. They had this big blowout sale...
Chris makes a face and wobbles around to keep from fainting.
Amy- …ANYWAYS…so, one of our most TRUSTED secrets- Oh, wait. You guys have to PROMISE you’ll keep this absolutely secret.
Everyone rolls their eyes but Jesse and Amy.
Jesse- Ooh!! Cheerleading secret! Tell me, TELL ME!!
Greg- (mumbles) Loser…
Amy- Shut up, Greg! So…like, do you PROMISE you won’t tell ANYBODY??
Everyone nods and mumbles “yes”.
Amy- Ok, so…………wait.
Meagan, Matt, Tory, Chris, Frankie, Anna, Melissa, Greg- WHAT?!
Amy- I don’t trust you…
Matt- Oh, for the love of God…
Frankie- Would you get ON with it?!
Chris- Really, now…I might as well just use the fork…
Tory- (snaps) NO! (clears her throat) I mean, no, hun. I’m sure Amy will tell us…right?
Amy- (thinks for a minute) Put your hands in.
Meagan- What is this, a Girl Scout meeting?!
Anna- (mumbles) We never did this in Girl Scouts…
Frankie- What was that?
Anna- (looks up) Oh! Did I say something? I must have been sleep-talking. Go on.
Amy- Ok…everybody put your hand in. (She sets her hand in the center of the table)
Jesse’s hand shoots on top of hers, as he anxiously waits for the secret. Everybody else kind of looks at each other as they hesitantly set their hands on top of Jesse and Amy’s.
Amy- Now, repeat after me…
Meagan- (yanks her hand out) AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The people in the restaurant turn to look at their booth.
Matt- (reaches for her hand and sets it back in the middle of the table) Calm…
Amy- (giving Meagan a look) Ahem…ANYWAYS…repeat after me. I…
Everybody- I…
Amy- {Fill in the blank}…
Everybody but Jesse says their name.
Jesse- Fill in the blank…
Amy-(rolls her eyes at Jesse) Do solemnly swear…
Everybody- Do solemnly swear…
Jesse- What does “solemnly” mean?
Amy- (shrugs) Don’t know. They never taught us that.
Melissa- ANYWAYS…
Amy- (spoken quickly and with a lot of pep) That I will keep this special cheerleading secret a secret and I won’t tell ANYBODY, not even my mom!
Jesse- Not even my mom?
Everyone rolls their eyes. They finish the “promise” and remove their hands from the center of the table.
Tory- Ok, already…what is the secret??
Amy- (glances around the table and there is a long pause) Nope…I can’t tell you guys.
Everyone groans loudly, and Jesse starts to tear.
Amy- (whispering to Jesse) Don’t worry, Jester, I’ll tell you later.
A huge grin appears on Jesse’s face.
Meagan- Well, forget you guys. I’m calling them over. Yo, Faggita, want a fajita? AH! I crack myself up. (Anna and Meagan laugh)
Uglina- FAJITA?? (Determination takes Uglina over as she runs over to the couples’ table in the back of the restaurant, dodging tables, customers, and waiters. The theme from Mission: Impossible plays in the background)
John- (Smiles with admiration) My Uglina…she is so…oh, what’s the word for it- (Just then he trips over someone’s foot and goes flying face first onto the ground.)
The table erupts into roaring laughter.
Melissa- (Laughing) That was GREAT!
Meagan- Oh…my…god…stomach…hurts…(starts to crack up again)
Anna- (Tearing from laughing so hard) That was the BEST!
Amy- Ah ha! What a fag.
Tory- (Clutching her stomach) AB workout!
Chris- Fag…
Greg- Man, that boy is trippin’. (pause) Ah! That was great! Get it? Trippin’?
Melissa- (Laughing) Good one, sweetie!
Uglina has just reached the table, and is scarfing down all the food.
Matt- (Smacks her hand) Get off my taco, you homeless freak!
Frankie- (Spoken slowly and in a frustrated tone) Buzz-o off-o.
Jesse- (Tosses a nacho off the table) Here, fetch.
Uglina dives to the ground, gobbling up the nacho.
Meagan- It’s the Chihuahua! It’s back! (Everybody but Amy and Jesse laughs)
Amy and Jesse- WHERE?!
Anna- (Laughing at Uglina) Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Uglina- No, no. Yo quiero mi John…y Taco Bell!!
Chris- (Makes a face) Aw…
Greg- Nasty…
Just then, John walks over, all bruised and beat up. 
John- Howdy, fellas.
Melissa- Howdy fag- er, John.
Uglina- (stands up dramatically, facing John) Me ENCANTA John!
They start making out.
Meagan- Oh my god, I’m gonna be sick…(She jumps out of the booth, sprinting to the ladies’ room)
Matt- (calling after her) Wait! Meg, are you ok? Maybe I should go with…
Frankie- Dumb ass, it’s the ladies’ room.
Matt- Shut up. John, this all your fault!!
Melissa- Ew…ME TOO! (leaps up and runs after Meagan)
Greg- Issa! Wait…
Tory- Holy…cow…(hides her face in Chris’s chest)
Anna- Oh my god…that is so GROSS! (covers her face and leans on Frankie’s shoulder)
Amy and Jesse- EW!! (they run out the door)
Greg- Aw…SICK! (he kicks John’s leg)
John- OW!! What was that for?
Chris- You’re a LOSER, what do you think??
Matt- God, John, get a life…
Frankie- And get a room!
Anna- Get a friend…
Matt- Get a clue…
Tory  and Chris- Get a haircut… (they look at each other and laugh)
Greg- And get LOST!

Two hours later, in the girls’ hotel room…
Greg- (has his arm around Melissa) Are you sure you’re ok…?
Melissa- (nodding) Oh, yeah…but if I EVER have to watch John make out again…
Meagan- I’ll choke him till he’s blue in the face!!
Amy- (sighs, shaking her head) So violent…
Matt- (has his arm around Meagan) Well, uh…we are talking about John here.
Amy- Oh, well in that case…
Tory- That John...has he ever been groomed?
Chris- From the looks of him…I’m thinkin’ no.
Jesse- Dude, I feel bad for his family…
Anna- I hear he pays them pretty well though.
Frankie- (laughing) Well let’s hope so!
Meagan- You couldn’t pay me to live with John. Nuh uh…
Tory- Ick! Me either!
Everyone else mumbles in agreement.
Amy- Amen.
Everyone kind of looks at Amy.
Amy- What?
Jesse- It’s nothing…don’t listen to them, Bugaboo. (He hugs Amy)
Greg- Bugaboo? Lord…
Matt- So…anybody up for swimming??
Meagan- Me!
Melissa- Ooh! Me!
Anna- Me too.
Amy- I will go if my Jester goes.
Jesse- I’m in!
Greg- Same.
Frankie- Ditto!
Everyone looks at Frankie,  shrugs, and continues.
Chris- I’m there.
Tory- Me too…I wanna see my Chris in a swim suit!!
Melissa- Me too!!
Greg- (makes a sad face) Oh…
Melissa- Oh, no, I meant my GREG!
Anna- (shakes her head) You’re a loser, Iss…
So…they all get changed (yes, separately, not together) and within a half hour they arrive down at the hotel pool.
Chris- Let’s play volleyball!
Greg, Frankie, Matt, Meagan, Anna, Melissa, Amy- Yeah!
They all jump in the water.
Tory- (gazing at Chris) Yes...
Chris-  (coming up from underwater) Tor, are you comin’?
Tory- (nodding, but still staring) Yes…
Chris- Oh…come on…(he pulls her in by the leg)
Tory- AH!!
Amy- Come on, Jesse!
Jesse- (feels the water with his toe) Nope…too cold.
Amy- (jokingly) Oh, you wimp. (She pulls him in too)
Jesse- AH!!
The teams are Matt, Greg, Melissa, Jesse, and Amy versus Meagan, Chris, Tory, Frankie, and Anna.
Frankie- Now, let’s play some vball!
Matt- Francis, I’m gonna whoop you!
Meagan- In your dreams, Ballinger!
Chris serves.
Amy-  (she dives) I got it, I got it!! (she misses)
Melissa- She don’t got it…
Matt- Amy, what were you thinking?
Amy- Oh, shut up.
Anna and Meagan- (look at each other and shout) CHEERLEADERS!
Chris serves again.
Amy- (she dives) I got it, I GOT IT! (she misses)
Melissa- She don’t got it…
Jesse- (complaining) Come on, Bugaboo!!
Frankie- (whispering to Anna) And the funny part is, he can’t do any better.
Jesse- What was that??
Anna- (laughing) Nothing, Jesse. Nothing…
Jesse- Sure…
Chris serves.
Amy- (she dives) I g-
Melissa- (she dives in front of Amy) Oh no you don’t. (The ball goes back over)
Greg- Yes! (Gives Melissa a high five) That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout-
Meagan and Anna- WILLIS!! (They start to laugh hysterically)
Jesse- Nice job, Melissa!
Melissa- Oh, thanks.
Amy- (under her breath) Bitch.
Melissa- What was that, Amy??
Amy- Oh, nothing…
Frankie- (bumping the ball back over) You know, when we finish at the pool, we should play a game…
Amy- AH!
Frankie, Greg, Chris, Matt, Jesse, Meagan, Melissa, Tory, Anna- (all but Jesse rolling their eyes) What?
Amy- I have the BEST game!
Everyone groans but Jesse and Amy.
Jesse- Ooh! Pretty Pretty Princess?????
Amy- No…but that game is AWESOME!! We play it sometimes between cheers-
Melissa- ANYWAYS…
Amy- Oh, you shut up, Miss “I-got-the-ball-don’t-worry-‘bout-“
Meagan and Anna- WILLIS!! (They once again start to laugh hysterically, falling over in the water)
Matt and Frankie laugh.
Amy- NO! Miss “I-got-the-ball-don’t-worry-‘bout-me-cause-I’m-so-great”. You let me tell my cheerleading story!
Jesse- Yeah! Yeah! Let her!
Chris- (mumbles) Freak…
Matt- How about we get on with your “great game” and you can tell Jesse the story later??
Everyone nods and agrees. Another huge grin appears on Jesse’s face.
Amy- FINE. Well…the game is called “Super Cheerleading Deluxe”-
There is a HUGE groan from everyone but Jesse.
Jesse- OOH!!!!!!!!! That’s SUPER!
Amy- (in a voice resembling Cher from Clueless) Yeah! Super…SUPER! Ah! So…wanna know how to play??
Jesse- YES!!!!
Meagan- Not really-
Amy- Well, too bad. See, what you do is you-
Tory- Man…I have to go fix my hair. See ya later. (She hops out of the pool and walks over into the girls’ bathroom)
Anna- Uh…..me too…
Amy- Liar!
Anna hops out of the pool and runs into the bathroom after Tory.
Meagan- Oh my God…I forgot!
Amy- WHAT?!
Meagan- Yankees game!!
Matt- Sweet!
The two hop out and run to the lobby where the nearest TV is located.
Chris- Um….I think I left my balm in your hotel room…
Amy- SO?!
Chris- Well it might get lonely…(he too hops out, speed-walking towards the elevator)
Frankie- Um…and I think I heat my cell phone ringing…
Amy- Stupid! It’s up on the eighth floor!
Frankie- (shrugs) I got good ears. (He gets out and follows Chris into the elevator)
Melissa- Oh, Greg, I have to show you this really cool plant in the lobby-
Amy- A PLANT?!
Greg- (going along with Melissa) Yeah…a Venus Flytrap…right Iss?
Melissa- (whispering to Greg) A what? (clears her throat and speaks up) Oh! Yes, Gregory. A Venus Flycrap.
Amy- Venus Flycrap…??
Jesse- YUCKY!
Melissa and Greg get out and sprint towards the lobby.
Amy- (calling to everyone) Well, fine! You wouldn’t be any good anyway!
Amy turns back around, facing Jesse. He has the world’s largest smile and he hops around with anticipation.
Amy- (smiles) You’re the only worthy one, Jester!
Jesse- YES!
Amy- Ok, so what you do is…
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