The views expressed herein do not reflect the views of anyone at all, except the maniacal rantings of a HTML programmer and ameteur designer named "Jenn" . They are completely and utterly ridiculous and should not be taken seriously. If anyone has any comments or suggestions, please direct them to me, even though I am not responsible for any of this. (I have taken to blaming my mistakes on everyone except myself, which, of course, is the American way.) If you have spelling corrections, please, keep them to yourself. I have enough trouble stringing together a few words to form a coherent thought. If you are considering linking me on your page, please do so and then seek professional help immediately.
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THE FOLLOWING KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWLINGLY AIDED MY PAGE:

  • BRAVENET BACKGROUND COLORS PAGE
  • ABC's DREW CAREY SITE
  • THE FONT DINER
  • TIME WARNER'S PATHFINDER
  • SHOP THE NET
  • NUTHIN' BUT LINKS
  • KARLMAN
  • Warner Brothers
  • D.R.E.W.

  • MOST GRACIOUS THANKS TO Richie, Vickie, and Matt for allowing me to invade their home and use their computers in the past. Vick, thanks for hooking me on the web bug.

  • Inspiration from this page also came from my long time friend, Jason, who made lots of things in my life possible. Thank you, Jay, for all that you have done for me.

  • Pics were picked up from public domain web sites credited above or scanned in by myself and altered in Photoshop.

    AND LINKS TO OTHER BITS OF MY WARPED CONCISOUSNESS...

    || MAIN PAGE ||
    || DREW CAREY ||
    || FAVORITE LINKS ||
    || PERSONAL PROFILE ||
    || CREDITS ||

    Last updated 10/09/00.