Pick up lines
- Excuse me, Have I fucked you yet?
- Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
- I have a two minute recovery time.
- Didn't I do your sister?
- Hey baby, how about a Pizza and a Fuck? ... What's up? Don't you like pizza?
- Hi My name is Justin, how do you like me so far?
- Gesture with your finger for her to "come here"... When she gets to you, ask " Do you always come when someone fingers you?"
- Are you as good as your mother?
- I'd like to tickle your belly button, from the inside...
- I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there.
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
- They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
- Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- With one touch I could make you make sounds which only a dog would hear!
- Yo. You'll do.
- Pardon me, but I am writing a phone Book - can I have your number?
- You Look So innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
- Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
- Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
- What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend.
- I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them! Then she started screaming "My eyes!, My eyes!" and ruined the mood.
- Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can talk you out of them?
- Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
- That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd "becoming" too.
- [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
- Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Drop 'em!
- NOW, BITCH!
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Wanna fuck like bunnies?
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- So....How am I doin'?
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
- A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
- What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
- Beauty is only a light switch away...
- Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- I'm gonna rape you! Just kidding, what's your name?
- Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
- I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.