Q. How many department heads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. We're having a meeting tomorrow to discuss that.

Q. How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. It's too late to make any more changes!

Q. How many live truck operators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Looks fine here -- must be out on YOUR end.

Q. How many sports anchors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I don't know... isn't it on the wires?

Q. How many sales executives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I don't know, what do you think?

Q. How many CG operators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Fuor.

Q. How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Here's a lamp you can use.

Q. How many producers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but before it's all over, they're gonna change ALL the
lightbulbs.

Q. How many reporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three... two... one.

Q. How many anchors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I'll tell you, right after this message from our sponsors.

Q. How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I shot it that way on purpose.

Q. How many assignment editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. There's a LIGHTBULB OUT??? I'll make some calls!!!

Q. How many floor directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. I'll do it now. Just cut to Camera One and stay there.

This one is from Gilles Landry:

Q. How many audio operators does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, two, one, two, one, two, three, one, two, one, two...

Chris Magid sent this one:

Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Does it have to be a light bulb?