Episode:Love Is The Question
Bruno is reminding Julie of what her role should be in tutoring Troy when he believes Troy who said that he and Julie slept together when they just fell asleep together.
Bruno:You're supposed to be tutoring him in music!
Julie:I was tutoring him - I guess I still am.
Bruno:The laws of harmony, not sex!

Episode:Beginnings
Mrs Berg gets stuck spelling.
Are there one or two e's in Hawaii?

Episode:Gonna Learn How To Fly Part 1
Mr Shorofsky tells Bruno that his father has died..
For the rest of your life, he'll be the first person to hear every song you write.

Episode:Gonna Learn How To Fly Part 2
Doris has been out of sorts since Bruno's dad died. Danny tricks her into going to Caruso's to talk to Bruno. She opens up to him...
"Damn it, I'm gonna die!! No, no, not like that there's nothing wrong with me. It's just that all this stuff started happening, your dad dying, Julie getting married and not coming back, and the school - all the new people coming. When I went to school in Jackson Heights I was just plain old dumpy Doris, nice personality, who can get a date for Schwartz? But when I came to our school I was Doris who could dance, Doris who could sing and Doris who had something special that was all her own and I never wanted any of that to change. Then all the crap came down! You left school and I really miss you! And I just kept feeling worse and worse thinking that none of this is gonna stay the same. People are gonna change and move on and all this is gonna end and I'm gonna have to grow up. I'm not gonna be able to act silly and crazy and I'm so damned scared. I don't want any of this to change, I don't want to grow up!!!

Episode:Consequences
Doris has just completed her audtion by singing "Turn to Me".
Shorofsky:Very nice Miss Schwartz. We'll let you know.
Reardon: You keep her out of this show and I'll yank that beard out by it's roots.

Episode:Consequences
Leroy tells Danny why he's making out another test..
Cause I ain't no cool talkin' jerk. And I got my own kind of smarts. I got my own kinda thing to do. And I can't go around trying to please everyone in the world. And man, I'm not giving up on something this important. I'm not.

Episode:Appearances
Chris has just decided what direction to take the role of Hamlet in after listening to everyone's advice as to who Hamlet was in love with.
Chris:He was in love with himself. (he walks off)
Holly: (considering this) I can believe that.

Episode:Equals
Billy is a guy in a wheelchair who Holly falls for, but he acts like a jerk. Doris sticks up for Holly.
If I ever got behind you on the stairs, I don't know what I'd do.

Episode:Equals
Billy:I've been using that wheelchair like a sign - handicapped. And I'm not.
Holly:What do you mean you're not?
Billy:I'm a piano player that doesn't walk so good. Where's the handicap in that?

Episode:Catch a Falling Star
Bruno comments on Doris' makeover.
Scotty beam me up, that's Doris!

Episode:Bottle of Blues
Doris introduces Sandy to Chris and Holly.
Doris:These are the two people I was telling you about. This is Chris Donlon, this is Holly Laird. This is....
Holly:Wait, don't tell me. I'm pcking up vibrations.
Danny:Hey I've never met her before in my life.
HollyWhat's your sign?
Sandy: I don't have a sign. My family was too poor.
HollyYou're a Taurus aren't you?
SandyYeah go ahead.
HollyMusic is your life...your idols are Debussy and Keith Jarrett. Your favourite colour is blue...you used to part your hair on the other side and... you're a little more than addicted to video games. How am I doing?
SandyPretty amazing.
Leroy:Hey, where'd she learn to do all that stuff?
Holly:Doris.
Chris:You mean Schwartz is a psychic?
Holly:No but she used to be Sandy's girlfriend. And I'm Doris' friend and girlfriends talk about old boyfriends.....especially ones they're still crazy about.
Doris:Well...so much for playing hard to get.

Episode:Indian Summer
Danny looks for advice on what to do when he finds himself attracted to Doris.
Danny:What do you do when you find yourself turned on by your best friend?
Chris:Touch me and you're dead Amatullo!

Episode:Spontaneous Combustion
Shorofsky tells Cassidy why he selected him for the festival..
Twenty years ago when the four mop-tops from Liverpool appeared on the Ed Sullivan show, I thought "Gott in Himmel, it's the end of civilsation!" Now,twenty years later, I love their stuff. In twenty years I'm sure I'll appreciate yours. Why wait?

Episode:The Inheritance
Dwight has been telling Kate how she should play the part of Anna Dewey - as if she were Holly Laird. Nicole and Reggie look on.
Dwight:Holly Laird is perfect for Anna Dewey!
Kate:What about me?
Dwight:You're perfect for Holly Laird.
Reggie:Boy, he and Holly must've had some relationship.
Nicole:Yeah, he dreamed and she woke up screaming!

Episode:Such Good Friends
Tina tries to play matchmaker between Leroy and Miss Grant.
If you and Miss Grant got engaged, we could be a real family.

Episode:W.S.O.A.
Jesse is on the radio station, just ending a call from an irate listener objecting to the new dress code.
Jesse:That was Nicole Chapman, defending the inalienable right of American girls to wear their skirts as short as humanly possible.

Episode:All Talking, All Singing, All Dancing
Danny and Nicole are rehearsing their lines
Nicole:Don't step on my line!
Danny:What, you want me to count to twenty while you bat your eyelashes?.
Nicole:You couldn't count to twenty with your shoes off.

Episode:All Talking, All Singing, All Dancing
Reggie and Ian have just composed a Vaudeville-type song called "It's Love I'm After After All" and are appraising it..
Reggie:Oh, that was hokey.
Ian:Quite trite.
Reggie:Hopelessly over-sentimental.
Ian:Completely disgusting.sniffs Want to run through it again?
Reggie:Yeah.

Episode:Mr Wacky's World
Jesse blames Nicole for Dusty falling for him.
Jesse:You know, this would never have happened if we hadn't broken up.

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