11/05/00 02:29:39
12/07/00 18:49:51
| Name: Kevin | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: TOOL/PRIMUS | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: POODLE | Favorite Sport: PAINT BALL |
| Age: 18 |
Comments:
Les Claypool is the man!!!!!
every song tells a story,teaches a lesson,or somethin like that.....and it is tottaly kick ass that he is bass and lead vocals.....
THEY ROCK!!!!!!
11/05/00 02:29:39
| Name: Jon Olson | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Dreis | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Keelin Flemming |
| Favorite Sport: sleeping | Age: 17 |
Comments:
Primus have been the most influencial band that i've heard. they don't sound like anyone else and they kick ass.
11/02/00 13:58:44
| Name: Benjamin King | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus of course | Mother's Maiden Name: Cheryl Walsh | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Shitzu |
| Favorite Sport: Frisbee golf | Age: 19 |
Comments:
Ummm Primus has been a really cool inspiration to
my bass playing and my favorite album by primus
would be one sold in germany Called the '91'Tour
most of frizzle fry on there also being some of
the songs off of "suck on this" with exception of
the Heckler and Jellikit and maybe others unknown
to me But Primus Keep rockin and Les you're el
sabrande #1 bub alright take it
11/02/00 13:55:00
| Name: Ben/me again | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Cheryl Walsh | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: shitxu |
| Favorite Sport: Frisbee golf | Age: 19 |
Comments:
Ok I wanna Know who the hell these people think
they are that Tab your songs cause it looks like
they've never really tried to play the song in
their lives they're real Bastards I tell you Umm
possible morons but anyway i will start sending my
own tab to these places so maybe they can get the
right idea for once I can't believe how dumb they
are
11/02/00 13:42:08
| Name: Benjamin King | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus of course | Mother's Maiden Name: Cheryl Walsh | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Shitzu |
| Favorite Sport: Frisbee golf | Age: 19 |
Comments:
Ummm Primus has been a really cool inspiration to
my bass playing and my favorite album by primus
would be one sold in germany Called the '91'Tour
most of frizzle fry on there also being some of
the songs off of "suck on this" with exception of
the Heckler and Jellikit and maybe others unknown
to me But Primus Keep rockin and Les you're el
sabrande #1 bub alright take it
09/10/00 04:09:59
| Name: Jonathan Whalen | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: My own | Mother's Maiden Name: Fudge | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Moose |
| Favorite Sport: Ping pong | Age: 17 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 1000 |
Comments:
Yo Primus is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! Thats all you need to know, just wanted to express my thoughts on Primus, and without hesitation, they are one of THE BEST bands I've ever heard.
Sincerely,
Jonathan Ian Whalen
07/31/00 20:21:02
| Name: Paul L Vittitow | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: why ask? it's PRIMUS | Mother's Maiden Name: Nazer | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: !? |
| Favorite Sport: Hockey | Age: 15 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 10000000000000000000 |
Comments:
Dude! I want to link your site to mine!! PLEASE
I'm guessing it won't matter because Rhinoplasty is not the newest album i's "Antipop" and it rocks alon with "Brown Album"
05/08/00 11:00:33
| Name: Bob Cock | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus,RATM,Cypress hill | Mother's Maiden Name: Claypool | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the one with the the foaming mouth standing behind you |
| Favorite Sport: Cricket | Age: 15 |
Comments:
A nigger like me is going insane
04/20/00 08:54:05
| Name: Jega | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS | Mother's Maiden Name: ??? | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Chucky |
| Favorite Sport: Sleeping | Age: 17 |
Comments:
Les DIVINITY
03/02/00 19:20:56
| Name: hammy boy | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS | Mother's Maiden Name: washing machine | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the one that bit my ass yesterday |
| Favorite Sport: jerking off | Age: too young to be cus'in so fucking much | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: just a tractor |
Comments:
"not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin"
R.L.little pig
02/19/00 02:17:07
| Name: Michelle | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS | Mother's Maiden Name: lottavagina | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: my brother |
| Favorite Sport: Im non athletic |
Comments:
LES CLAYPOOL MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!
12/01/99 05:04:53
| Name: jeff duin | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: stupid question |
| Mother's Maiden Name: dont worry about it | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: cow | Favorite Sport: soccer |
| Age: 19 |
Comments:
you guys are to nosey
11/28/99 04:40:42
| Name: aLEXIS | My URL: Visit Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Age: 17 |
Comments:
11/13/99 00:00:32
| Name: Karen |
| My URL: Visit Me |
Comments:
Hey.
That's it. I won't stand for another one of the youth-oriented clubs in the Bay Area to close down. Please read the information about the treasured theatre and sign the petition. Please, it only takes a minute and it affects the entire Bay Area music sce
e. More and more clubs like the Phoenix are being shut down and we need to do all that we can to show the new owners that we would like the theatre to remain the well-loved concert venue that it is...
Help out and read more at: http://dons.usfca.edu/lloyco2/page4.html
The heyday of the 900-seat theater was in the late 1980s and early 1990s, when bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, Green Day, Faith No More, and Primus made the rounds, eager to build an audience and land record deals. Primus shot an MTV mus
c video at the club last October.
We need to support these venues who provide a forum for independent, mainstream, and counterculture music. Please if you would like to help: sign the petition, foward this to everyone you know who would be interested, and if you can, write a letter to th
Petaluma City Council, or the theatre at:
Phoenix Theater 201 Washington St., Petaluma a/a 707-762-3565.
Visit the website: http://dons.usfca.edu/lloyco2/page4.html
All shows are ALWAYS all ages.
Thanks,
A Fan
11/11/99 19:33:38
| Name: Harold of the rocks | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus, Phish, B-boys, Beck, Jane's,Dead | Mother's Maiden Name: Bobcock | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: your mom |
| Favorite Sport: car racing, spectator ->hockey | Age: almost 23 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: a lot and the one that got stolen from your mom |
Comments:
phat pictures
11/11/99 19:18:29
| Name: Jeff |
| My URL: Visit Me |
Comments:
11/05/99 17:46:59
| Name: kelly you suck |
| Favorite Band: primus |
Comments:
k e l l y ' s a b i t c h
11/05/99 17:45:33
| Name: hoser, the one and only | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: primus/mrbungle/beasties |
| Mother's Maiden Name: poo on you | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poodle | Favorite Sport: rugby |
| Age: 16 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 2004412 |
Comments:
your page has a lot of pictures but should be re done. you also need lots of stuff.... in other words, the official site is much better. sorry man, that's just the way it is
10/13/99 15:59:29
| My URL: Visit Me |
Comments:
10/09/99 16:51:27
| Name: Beth | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: weiner | Favorite Sport: field hockey |
| Age: 22 |
Comments:
What's up!
08/26/99 02:35:03
| Name: Amanda Fosta | My URL: Visit Me |
| Favorite Band: the only reason im here | Mother's Maiden Name: Faucher (honest) |
| Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the kind that sits in y'r lap | Age: only 19 |
Comments:
Yeah. Be nice and eat rice.
08/26/99 02:23:15
| Name: Amanda Fosta | My URL: Visit Me |
| Favorite Band: the only reason im here | Mother's Maiden Name: Faucher (honest) |
| Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the kind that sits in y'r lap | Age: only 19 |
Comments:
Yeah. Be nice and eat rice.
07/17/99 10:58:41
| Name: kwtn | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: bostjan | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: mokey |
| Favorite Sport: basket | Age: 20 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 13 |
Comments:
this is realy doomy
07/16/99 17:09:30
| Name: The Mantis | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: RAMMSTIEN #1 | Mother's Maiden Name: not telling | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: ..none..i love all animals |
| Favorite Sport: Basketball | Age: 27 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 1 (my own piece of crap) |
Comments:
hmm... primus is ok, but RAMMSTIEN kicks but! German matal bands rule
07/01/99 23:42:07
| Name: Kelly | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: not primus cuz they suck | Mother's Maiden Name: bojingles | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the one that humps my leg |
| Favorite Sport: any things with chicks | Age: 27 going on 12 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: car? |
Comments:
eat me beoch
06/07/99 04:23:07
| Name: Jason Anderson | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Dipshit | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Afghan Hound |
| Favorite Sport: REAL wrestling (not that pro crap!!) | Age: 23 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 17 |
Comments:
hey, dude!!
i am a fellow sunsetstripper and avid primus fan.
Please visit my web page:
http://www.geicities.com/SunsetStrip/Vine/7783/
While you're there, could you sign my guest book?
thanks,
jason anderson
04/28/99 20:18:52
| Name: Brandon | My Email: Email Me | Favorite Band: Primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: Mitchell | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Pitt Bull | Favorite Sport: Football |
| Age: 11 |
Comments:
This page ROX!
Grophle Guizenmman - 03/22/99 11:23:15
Comments:
Ich denke, daß Sie Seite interessant sind. Ich fand sie durch Unfall auf GeoCities. Wievielen Monaten haben Sie GeoCities verwendet? Lebe wohl.
03/12/99 10:25:08
| Name: eric | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: primus of course!! |
| Mother's Maiden Name: speed | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: blue wale | Favorite Sport: channel surfing |
| Age: 16 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: none, but we have a chicken |
Comments:
these seas of cheese were well worth sailing
keep up the good work
and heres a tip: never put jam on a magnet or never ever put your granny in a bag
01/09/99 01:37:44
| Name: Captain Shiner | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Bob Cock | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodle? |
| Favorite Sport: Baseball | Age: i dunno... | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: ....2.... |
Comments:
This site sucks....the Primus tab sucks....Primus sucks.
01/05/99 13:34:22
| Name: Nick Ciaramella | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: Primus |
| Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Beagle | Favorite Sport: Driving | Age: 17 |
| Number of Cars Your Family Owns: fo |
Comments:
I love men especially mark allard. he's got a big sausage. he likes to lick mine b/c it's sweet and italian. therefore sweet italian sausage. yummy yummy yummy he says to me as i penetrate he sweet little virgin bumhole.
01/05/99 13:29:01
| Name: Nick Ciaramella | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: Primus |
| Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Beagle | Favorite Sport: Driving | Age: 17 |
| Number of Cars Your Family Owns: fo |
Comments:
12/11/98 21:48:22
| Name: nick harris | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Duh? | Mother's Maiden Name: none of ur business | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: cockatoo |
| Favorite Sport: shooting pool | Age: forgot.18 last time i checked |
Comments:
those questions sucd~!!!!!!! les: i love u man! keep up tha good shit.
12/11/98 17:22:58
| Name: Jeffrey Coombs | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | Favorite Band: Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention |
| Age: 17 |
Comments:
Primus is a really cool band, I can't wait until their next release! Primus SUCKS!
12/02/98 20:24:54
| Name: jesse cummings | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: dick | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poodle | Favorite Sport: twat licking |
| Age: 92 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 13 |
Comments:
your page sucks
12/02/98 20:24:53
| Name: jesse cummings | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: dick | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poodle | Favorite Sport: twat licking |
| Age: 92 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 13 |
Comments:
your page sucks
12/01/98 14:08:03
| Name: matthew dover | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: phish | Mother's Maiden Name: mcgoldrick | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: small, yappy |
| Favorite Sport: ultimate frizby | Age: 23 |
Comments:
Primus have done good. Brilliant psyche up music.
Les is the best bassist in the world.
I'd like to see a project btw. Primus and Phish
11/29/98 22:37:05
| Name: JonBoy | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS!!!!!!! | Mother's Maiden Name: dude,i dont know that | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: bitch |
| Favorite Sport: uhhhhhh | Age: 16 |
Comments:
GET ME TO MEET PRIMUS.
11/22/98 21:18:56
| Name: Matthijs | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: all of 'em | Favorite Sport: shoot dogs |
| Age: 26 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 26 |
Comments:
Cool page, try to update more often. The "rhinoplasty video" will be released (1st of december in Holland).
11/16/98 05:21:02
| Name: Travis Darling | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: Primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: ???????????? | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodle | Favorite Sport: Sk8boarding |
| Age: 18 |
Comments:
When are those fuck losers coming back to Utah? And the big ass show in Utah was great when the crowd was steaming, and only when Primus started playing. Travis sucks 6676s 3600w. Benjamin Utah 84660.
11/07/98 03:43:29
| Name: Jim Jume | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Riders in the Sky | Mother's Maiden Name: Arbuckle | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: With the Male humping her Doggie Style |
| Favorite Sport: Stroking my cock at night before bed looking at black & white Oral Sex photos | Age: 23 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: None (We travel by Horse & Buggy) |
Comments:
I remember this one time when I went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids.
'Vesselis Erectis Primus'
11/07/98 03:29:46
| Name: Bob Ottobob | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Anthrax | Mother's Maiden Name: Frostheimer | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Yours |
| Favorite Sport: Sex | Age: 31 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 77 |
Comments:
I think your page sucks! I've never seen a page that sucked so hard...it sucks! Did I mention that your page sucks! Oh, by the way, Primus Sucks!
Love, Bob
11/02/98 17:46:36
| Name: Inbal Nuri | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: why the fuck should i care? | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: chiwawa |
| Favorite Sport: hocky | Age: 17 |
Comments:
i think you guys make great music....i just wish you'd come to Israel to give a concert...i know of alot of other PRIMUs fans over here so...
Anyway, Have a nice life.... :) !!!
10/17/98 22:51:31
| Name: jim r. | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: billingham | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: lar |
| Favorite Sport: bmx-freestyle | Age: 19 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: too many |
Comments:
you need to put highball with the devil on the tabs.
besides that this site is pretty cool
bastard
10/12/98 11:10:39
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.
10/10/98 19:26:36
| Name: REEON | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: UZEB |
| Mother's Maiden Name: Mancini | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Char-pei | Favorite Sport: fishin' |
| Age: 21 |
Comments:
I've only seen PRIMUS once at the warehouse T.O. but holy Shatner they rocked! P.S. Why is there no info on the new release slow asses?!?
10/10/98 19:17:34
| Name: REEON |
| My URL: Visit Me |
Comments:
10/02/98 04:39:34
| Name: Tim Sobota | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Why does it matter fag? | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodle |
| Favorite Sport: Snowboarding | Age: 18 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: More than you've got |
Comments:
If this wasn't some cheesy Primus page, I could swear I was answering questions for a fucking job interview! Anyways we all signed this guest book for a purpose, and that was to elaborate that Primus just busts out sick, bad ass, shit.
09/26/98 18:21:46
| Name: matt | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: ZAPPA!!!! | Mother's Maiden Name: Suckmydick | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: politicians |
| Favorite Sport: masturbation | Age: 22 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 6.5467 |
Comments:
I was a teen age malt shop. I just got E-mail so send me things dammit!! Pushy aren't I. But anyhow, ever stick a poodle in your ass? Yeah, me neither.
08/30/98 06:30:47
| Name: jaime | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: buchanan | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: pitbull |
| Favorite Sport: football | Age: 19 |
Comments:
primus rools i NEED TOUR dates PLEASE
08/28/98 00:41:45
| Name: Lord42 | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: The Flecktones | Mother's Maiden Name: Ref. to Lord6 | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Previous Reply |
| Favorite Sport: All of the above |
Comments:
Lord6 is dead, long live Lord42!!!!
ALL HAIL PRIMUS!!!!!!!!!
08/26/98 20:37:27
| Name: Jay Isom | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: King Crimson | Mother's Maiden Name: Woodard | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: The foaming kind |
| Favorite Sport: Pool | Age: 25 |
Comments:
Visit swarmy Florida for ganoeing, gambling, and garfoonlenurky. PRIMUS STILL SUCKS!!!!
08/26/98 20:05:33
| Name: Jay Isom | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: King Crimson | Mother's Maiden Name: Woodard | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: The Foaming Kind |
| Favorite Sport: American Billiards | Age: 25 |
Comments:
Visit swarmy Florida for ganoeing, gambling, and garfoonlenurky. PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!
08/26/98 01:39:51
| Name: tristan | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: indigo girls | Mother's Maiden Name: weiner | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poodle |
| Favorite Sport: fishing | Age: 22 |
Comments:
seen primus four times and will not stop until i get to 10. only scored a 25 % on primus trivia,those questions are impossible even for the biggest fans. SUCK ON THIS
07/27/98 20:14:44
| Name: heimi | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: mom | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poodle |
| Favorite Sport: hockey | Age: 32 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 50 |
Comments:
primus sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06/30/98 18:46:48
| Name: Cole Gilbert | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: FeeFee | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Little ones |
| Favorite Sport: Masturbation | Age: 420 |
Comments:
the internet sucks my ass
06/30/98 18:44:48
| Name: Cole Gilbert | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: FeeFee | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Little ones |
| Favorite Sport: Masturbation | Age: 420 |
Comments:
ya
06/07/98 22:38:11
| Name: Kathy Miller | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus/Sublime | Mother's Maiden Name: Smith | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodle |
| Favorite Sport: Kaykaing | Age: 2o |
Comments:
PRIMUS ROCKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
06/04/98 17:29:11
| My URL: Visit Me |
Comments:
05/24/98 23:15:14
| Name: ZenaWitch | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: Beck, Primus, Combustible Edison |
| Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Yo mama | Favorite Sport: Shorin-Ryu Karate | Age: 24 |
| Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 187 |
Comments:
Greetings from Oz...Er, I mean Chico, California.
05/23/98 22:33:12
| Name: Michael Jackoff | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: uh you know..... | Mother's Maiden Name: Fred | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Bitches |
| Favorite Sport: Sex | Age: how old are you? | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: one half a volkswagen |
Comments:
HANSON ARE PRETTY LITTLE GIRLS
05/23/98 22:27:06
| Name: Captain Shiner | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus...duh | Mother's Maiden Name: Alexander | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Chihuahua |
| Favorite Sport: nothing! | Age: 455 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: more than your family |
Comments:
Primus will kick the Backstreet Boys's Gay Fuck Asses
05/22/98 18:35:12
| Name: scooter | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: holy mackeral | Mother's Maiden Name: Ms. Mom | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: dachshound |
| Favorite Sport: somethin' fun | Age: 18 |
Comments:
send me some primus related siz-nat!!
05/06/98 01:46:55
| Name: Chowderhead | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus/Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel/Mr. Bungle | Mother's Maiden Name: Leroy | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Chiwawah |
| Age: 21 |
Comments:
Primus sucks.
04/09/98 10:50:29
| Name: Turi Lo Sardo | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Holy Mackerel | Mother's Maiden Name: Genoveffa | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Claypool |
| Favorite Sport: Chess | Age: 17 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 12 |
Comments:
Hey - ho!
Primus really cool ya!
Les sucks!
03/21/98 18:17:42
| Name: HIPMAMA | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: THE GRATEFUL DEAD | Mother's Maiden Name: I HAVE A MOTHER? | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: PUG |
| Favorite Sport: GUZZLING FOSTERS | Age: 21 |
Comments:
PRIMUS SUCKS GIANT DONKEY DICKS!!!!! BUT HEY, EVERYONE'S GOTTA GET SOME SOMEHOW!!! BITE IT
03/21/98 18:08:38
| Name: HIPMAMA | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: THE GRATEFUL DEAD | Mother's Maiden Name: ROSS | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: PUG |
| Favorite Sport: GUZZLING FOSTERS | Age: 21 |
Comments:
PRIMUS ROCKS!!!!!!
03/03/98 04:19:29
| Name: Jon Brouwer | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Bastard | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poodle |
| Favorite Sport: fishing | Age: 16 |
Comments:
02/07/98 00:57:01
| Name: studafukup | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: yo mama | Mother's Maiden Name: maiden angel of death | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: yo mama |
| Favorite Sport: yo mama after dark | Age: the square root of -41/0 plus a penis |
Comments:
01/27/98 16:16:44
| Name: jeff evans | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: robin flanders | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: snouzers | Favorite Sport: hockey |
| Age: 16 |
Comments:
PRIMUS SUCKS
01/14/98 05:40:39
| Name: Beast | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Dellenbach | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodles |
| Favorite Sport: Basketball | Age: 15 |
Comments:
01/14/98 05:38:05
| Name: Beast | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Dellenbach | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodles |
| Favorite Sport: Basketball | Age: 15 |
Comments:
12/10/97 18:06:26
| Name: Karl Rigby | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: Primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: Walters | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: chihuahua | Favorite Sport: snowboarding |
| Age: 17 |
Comments:
I attended your concert on sept. 17, 97 in Utah
and i think it ruled come back to Utah as soon as possible !
11/29/97 01:18:53
| Name: CHADWICK | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS!!!!!!! | Mother's Maiden Name: ??? | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: THOSE GAY POODLES! |
| Favorite Sport: HOCKY DAMNIT! | Age: 15 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: TWO |
Comments:
PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!
(PRIMUS SUCKS)
11/28/97 19:31:09
| Name: unabum | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: PRIMUS | Mother's Maiden Name: HARAGTER | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: YOUR SISTER |
| Favorite Sport: jacking off | Age: tooo old | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 0, I live on the street, in a box with a computer |
Comments:
CAn you get me something to eat? I m starved out here, oh ya .....YOU SUCK
11/26/97 20:10:41
| Name: sam,iam | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: pantera, slayer, primus, cannibal corpse, red hot chili peppers, prong, pre-load metallica, obituary, the beatles, led zeppelin, and new kids on the block. | Mother's Maiden Name: junior | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the one that fights with my most favorite. |
| Favorite Sport: minding my own business | Age: 18 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 0, we have flying pachyderms |
Comments:
yo, primus put on the best live show that i've seen in a long while. They're pretty good for a band that sucks. Email me or may your liver fail.
11/13/97 01:47:36
| Name: Brown spots on the wall | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: ICP |
| Mother's Maiden Name: WHATTACOCK | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: BULLSHIT | Favorite Sport: watching porn |
| Age: 999 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 69 |
Comments:
penis
11/07/97 01:44:40
| Name: Careisa Hixson | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus DUH!! | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Poodle | Favorite Sport: Toking |
| Age: 17 |
Comments:
Alright Primus is the best band in the whole world I've seen them 3 times live and there is nothing that compares to the energy they project. And Les Claypool is the hottest man alive (next to Beck )
Well keep on tokin
10/18/97 13:20:40
| Name: Karrie | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: uh...Primus? | Mother's Maiden Name: Parent | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: dashund |
| Favorite Sport: none | Age: 17 |
Comments:
Um, hi. If anybody out there has guitar
transciptions for Primus tunes, or knows of a site
with them, please email me!
10/13/97 18:29:20
| Name: Kaylee | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | Favorite Band: beastie boys |
| Favorite Sport: Surfing |
Comments:
Hello people!!
10/10/97 02:32:51
| Name: None of your Ghaddahm business | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: None of your Ghaddahm business | Mother's Maiden Name: maidenname | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: the ones with tails and ears |
| Favorite Sport: throw the bag of shit at your face until you bleed to death | Age: none of your Ghaddahm business | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 7 billion, ya happy |
Comments:
Stan, face it, your dog is a gay homosexual. Make love to the football.
10/08/97 00:26:49
| Name: dave the wave | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: primus |
| Mother's Maiden Name: sininger | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: any type of cat | Favorite Sport: baseball |
| Age: 26 |
Comments:
this is me and you are a killer bee
09/25/97 23:30:54
| Name: eric mccormick | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: primus | Mother's Maiden Name: genereaux | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: mutt |
| Favorite Sport: hockey fishing | Age: 23 |
Comments:
i would like backstage passes to the toronto show in oct 26 1997
PLEASE PLEASE money is no object
09/17/97 21:07:54
| Name: Andy (bunghole) Demos | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Black DAze a rific | Mother's Maiden Name: Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Bullshit |
| Favorite Sport: goatmeat playing with | Age: 16 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 16 |
Comments:
Your page sucks dick, uh, I think.
No, nevermind.
I just had my thumb up my ass again.
09/17/97 21:06:18
| Name: Andy (bunghole) Demos | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | Favorite Band: Black DAze a rific |
Comments:
09/08/97 18:19:50
| Name: DONNY BASEBALL | My URL: Visit Me | Favorite Band: TMBG, PRIMUS, MEAT PUP'S |
| Mother's Maiden Name: SASQUATCH | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: CHIHUAHUA | Favorite Sport: WATER BINGO |
| Age: 26 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 3.5 |
Comments:
THIS SUCKS.....NOW GET ME SOME CHICKS.
09/08/97 02:11:49
| Name: Absolutely Cynthia Marie | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: The Beatles | Mother's Maiden Name: Bairstow | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Pekinese |
| Favorite Sport: figure skating | Age: 21 |
Comments:
Yes you are right, your page does suck. I knew a
guy who really liked Primus. I hate heavy metal/hard rock like that. Although I'll be damned I remember one of the members of Primus was actually cute! Don't know which one it was though.
09/06/97 15:28:30
| Name: MR. American Pig | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: ThemGUys | Mother's Maiden Name: Themolas | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Bonezzoo |
| Favorite Sport: BONezyball | Age: 69 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 69 |
Comments:
Born and bred this american pig, stick your foot in your mouth cause the hole's too big.
Isn't that right bonezy.
09/06/97 15:28:11
| Name: MR. American Pig | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: ThemGUys | Mother's Maiden Name: Themolas | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Bonezzoo |
| Favorite Sport: BONezyball | Age: 69 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 69 |
Comments:
Born and bred this american pig, stick your foot in your mouth cause the hole's too big.
Isn't that right bonezy.
08/31/97 01:49:52
| Name: Anthony Fat Tony DeMico | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: ThemCHAINS | Mother's Maiden Name: jdsf;lkajsdf | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: fuckzoo |
| Favorite Sport: dghaskg | Age: odfjgk | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: gasmfng;lk |
Comments:
Dry land is not a Myth, I've seen it
08/30/97 03:55:01
| Name: Sonsabitch | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus, Primus, and that other band Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Pricholas | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Primus Zoo |
| Favorite Sport: Primusball | Age: a number | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: As much as your brain |
Comments:
Dave Virgilio runs this page. I know your secret.
He's planning to destroy the world. Run everybody, run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!
08/21/97 17:49:20
| Name: Earnie | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: The One MTV Plays All The Time | Mother's Maiden Name: Yo Mama | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Hanson |
| Favorite Sport: Masterbation | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: Enough |
Comments:
YOU SUCK AND SO DOES PRIMUS
WHY NOT LISTEN TO THE SPICE GIRLS
OR HANSON.
THEY DON'T HAVE TALENT EITHER
08/19/97 15:33:08
| Name: My name is Otto, I'm playin pablo | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: That one | Mother's Maiden Name: Bouvier | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Santa's Little Helper |
| Favorite Sport: Whippin Cupcakes | Age: a # |
Comments:
I am evil Homer,I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.
08/13/97 19:19:18
| Name: Dave Machumpski | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: The one that plays music | Mother's Maiden Name: name | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: that one dog with the fur |
| Favorite Sport: the one with the ball | Age: a number | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: some |
Comments:
helo godbi
08/06/97 23:54:43
| Name: Lucy Falls | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Primus | Mother's Maiden Name: Chainsfield | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Wolfhound |
| Favorite Sport: Swimming | Age: 15 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 14 (i swear) |
Comments:
hey man, very nice page. go see mine now, ok? good work! Primus sucks! --Lucy
07/31/97 06:00:38
| Name: Maj. Dic-But, Sir | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Mother's Maiden Name: grasshoff | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: jap chen | Favorite Sport: playing waterballon fights w/ ballons that are filled with piss |
| Age: 16 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 5000000000 |
Comments:
Hell o clarise you should have fucked hannibal
other than that if you don't like this page I'll steal your soal and see you in hell my loial satanic slave
07/25/97 01:44:12
| Name: Jerry Cantrell | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Alice in Chains | Mother's Maiden Name: George | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Cantrell Zoo |
| Favorite Sport: Playing guitar | Age: 31 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 60 billion |
Comments:
Hey man. This is Jerry Cantrell saying your page
rules. Actually this isn't Jerry Cantrell. It's
Layne Staley. HOo hoo, yeah, hoo hoo,yeah.
Into the flood again. Same old trip it was back
then. Yeah yeah.
07/24/97 05:20:42
| Name: Joe Smith | My URL: Visit Me |
| Favorite Band: NIN | Mother's Maiden Name: Judy |
| Age: 22 |
Comments:
I felt as though this page was made by a 10 y/o!
It was practically worshipping the band Primus, and they arent that good.
I also found it was boring and the pictures were of disgust to me.
I suppose when you grow up your page might actually be worth while to see.
In conclusion I really felt your page was boring, showed no taste, had no good links, and was un-ceartainly made.
I wont come here again!
07/24/97 05:15:14
| Name: DAVE SUCKS | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: DAVE IS A LOOOOSER | Mother's Maiden Name: DAVE IS A LITTLE GEEK | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: YOU |
| Favorite Sport: U SUCK | Age: U SUCK | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 15,more than u'll ever have because U SUCK!!!! |
Comments:
YOUR PAGE SUCKS AND SO DOES PRIMUS
U SUCK
BIG!!
PRIMUS SUCKS TOO!
U NEED TO GET OVER YOUR OBSESSION OF PRIMUS AND GET A LIFE!
07/22/97 22:05:02
| Name: Hoo Hoo, Yeah | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Jimbo and the flying monkey spanks | Mother's Maiden Name: jibutti | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Brookfield Zoo |
| Favorite Sport: Catch the bag of Shit | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: all of them |
Comments:
hoo hoo yeah hoo hoo yeah hoo hoo yeah hoo hoo yeah hoo hoo yeah
07/21/97 19:44:34
| Name: Me | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: blah | Mother's Maiden Name: blah | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: blah |
| Favorite Sport: blah | Age: blah | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: blah |
Comments:
EMail me man, I gots a problem.
07/21/97 19:02:13
| Name: Dumbass | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Scarface | Mother's Maiden Name: Slut | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: a fish |
| Favorite Sport: LaCrosse | Age: 55555555999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999900000000000000000000000000555555555555555555555555555555999999999999999999999900000000000000000000005555555555555555555555599999999999999999999990Number of Cars Your Family Owns | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 999999999999999999999995000555555555555555555555500000000000000555555555000005555999990549049504396985693- |
Comments:
i once had a dog.
he died
07/21/97 18:58:49
| Name: Thanx for my link | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: the poop monkeys | Mother's Maiden Name: poopopoulus | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: poop zoo |
| Favorite Sport: pooping | Age: poopy | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 20poop |
Comments:
mop mop mop all day long
mop mop mop singin this song
07/17/97 18:00:05
| Name: Joee Shmo | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Black Daze | Mother's Maiden Name: tyhsdhgfgh | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Crap Zoo |
| Favorite Sport: Bocce Ball | Age: 1001 | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 23 |
Comments:
You will not be spared when my evil political group destroys the world.
07/16/97 23:05:25
| Name: Dave Nicholas | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: AIC,MET,PRI,PAN,COC | Mother's Maiden Name: Berkowitz | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Piss Zoo |
| Favorite Sport: Tetherball | Age: Indubitably old | Number of Cars Your Family Owns: 4000 |
Comments:
R D R R
07/16/97 21:46:53
| Name: Medium Head Boy | My URL: Visit Me | My Email: Email Me |
| Favorite Band: Alice in Chains | Mother's Maiden Name: Osborn | Least Favortie Breed of Dog: Shit Zoo |
| Favorite Sport: Basketball | Age: I am no age |
Comments:
This is Dave. Hi Hi Bye.