Here are some more time wasting pieces of crap
for you to waste your life on, only realising when you're old and infirm,
what a pathetic life you must have led, to even think about being here......
Have a nice day!"
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Angela Slater
Jon Trowbridge
Jamie Trowbridge
Marcus Kaye
Matt King
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Matt King
Guitar
| Age: |
20 |
| Job: |
Matt, a
veteran from 'nam (that's Dagenham, not Vietnam),is no stranger to the
wonderful world of fame and fortune having been a regular porn star in
such moving classics as Porn on the fourth of july, Honey I humped the
kids, Beaver's and Buttcheeks, and his most successful film to date,Pat
Butcher's "Beefcake".His career took a turn for the better when he landed
the part of Vincent in the television adaption of the famous love story
'Beauty and the Beast'. Things went well at first, he played his part convincingly,
and seemed to get on well with his co-star Linda Hamilton. Unfortunately,things
went pear shaped when, during a love scene, someone acidentally played
a 70's porn theme instead of the classical piece that was meant for the
scene.Matt, thinking he was back in his old 'Matt "Porn" King' days, started
to undress Linda Hamilton, guiding her head to his crotch and shouting
his famous catchphrase "Play the skinflute bitch",followed by "I'm gonna
get me some Saturday night Beaver".
Instinctively, Linda
Hamilton bit off Matts credentials, leaving him two plums short of a jam.
Matt got fired from the job, Linda got custody of his bits, leaving him
only weekend access, something he bitterly regrets.
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| Likes: |
The ladies,
raw meat, anything ginger |
| Dislikes: |
Pearl kits, people, budgerigars |
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