Allie's Page

Hi everybody, and welcome. cells in my body say "Hooray, it's summer!" The others are not looking forward to a grueling bikini-time workout. Bleah.
Pull up a and munch on a !

Allow me to introduce you to my site... The pages called Words, Sounds, and Things are where I let you in on my favourite words, sounds, and things. Really, no joke... in that order. The sounds page has a bunch of funny midis and kooky audio clips. The words page is home of a collection of great quotes and stories and stuff that I really like. If you are partial to little silly dancing animations, then you might want to look at The Gallery.

The TORTURE Chamber is a very popular choice (you're all weirdos, really.) Many links however are down and I apologize, but perhaps soon I can whip it into the nasty frightful place o' hell it once claimed to be. CANADA ROCKS THE WORLD remains full of my Canadian drivel, and if you visit my links page, I'll tell you where to go. (hehe) Enjoy your stay ;)

Pages most recently updated: this one, and some touch-ups to Canada Rocks the World (June/00)

Click on the button for a fun random message!

My important do-not-learn-the-hard-way
pearl of wisdom

(note: may or may not be cultured, haha!)

Organic chemistry is like... hmm. How can I make this poetic? Staggering down a dark, scary alley groping blindly at the grail-esque hanging-broken light bulb at the end, but realizing that hallucinatory pinprick of light is merely a combo of caffeine and dimethyl ether inhalation from laboratory. In other words, the light at the end of the tunnel isn't one, just accept the tunnel is a loop.

Now for all the exciting places to go here!

The page of "things". Things I like, etc. Changing often. My favourite midis and some zany sound effects. Quotes, stories, poetry, lyrics, yadda yadda yadda. A tiny display of pics I have made. Not called the torture chamber for nothing. You've been warned.


Places on the net I like to see.	CANADA ROCKS THE WORLD - get in touch with your inner Canadian.	Look at the awards I've won! Gee thanks!	Please sign the guestbook and leave your quirks, cash, concerns, tomatoes.	Or email me if you really want to ream me out.

This is my pet rock. His name is Lickyrock. Go ahead, he doesn't bite. Click on Lickyrock to go to Sheri's Pet Rock Adoption Center for your own little rock! They offer unconditional love, there are no messes to clean up, and you don't have to buy gourmet rock food. Lickyrock just eats up my leftover BYTES! Hoohohaha! Boy was that corny.

Well, well. We're almost nearing the end, aren't we? It certainly was fun. Actually, who am I kidding? I won't even know who you are or that you were even here, if you don't sign my guestbook. I guess this is the right place to slip this in then:

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Thanks for that. Well, look around my other pages and if you think you should be seeing something different than what's up there, then tell me about it. Hope your life was enriched by this encounter with my web page... but chances are you have trucker's butt from sitting at your computer and all you can think about is lunch. Have a nice day. ;)

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NO, you can't have mine, get your own!

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Last Update: 06.4.00
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