QUOTES FROM MURDOCK

"Use your imagination! Or you can borrow mine."
"What are you a couple of fruit flies? You know there are places for people like you."
Harder Than It Looks

"This building is too weird. Buttons scream at you. Stairs talk to you."
Battle of Bel Aire

"Thank you for flying miracle airlines. Where lady luck is your co-pilot"
"I got no fear, I'll go up in anything, except an elevator"
Holliday in the Hills

"Well make up your mind. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. First I'm crazy, then I'm not. She loves me, she loves me not"
"I want you to be my role model, someone I can turn to when the purple wobblies start to wobble"
Beast in the Belly of a Boeing

"Well of course I'm crazy. You broke me out the the psychiatric ward of the V.A. hospital stupid"
Bounty

"I don't wanna be a secret weapon. I want to be an exposed weapon"
Showdown

"Shiver me timbers, he's discovered the map to the sunken treasure"
Beneath the Surface

"I'll be back by the stroke of midnight or sooner, if they run out of finger sandwiches"
Doctor: "I KNOW this man! I've been in the same ROOM with him! We're...'soul' brothers. That man is as sane as *I* am!"
Murdock: "Naaaaa, what's UP doc???"
"I can't believe he wanted me to give another kidney. Give, give, give."
BA:"I ain't flyin!"
Murdock:"Well then drop us off, and write when you get work!"
Judgement Day part 2

Murdock:"I'd get out of that wet suit if I were you."
Dominique:"You're not IN this wet suit."
Murdock:"Not yet!"
The Spy Who Mugged Me

"Trash bags! I want trash bags!"
B.A.: "I'm getting tired of this rap Murdock."
Murdock: "You're getting tired, how do you think I feel? I have to listen to it all day!"
Pros & Cons

"You can room with me at the V.A. We'll put in an extra bunk, then you & I can watch the walls melt"
Black day at Bad Rock

"I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train, whoo!"
"Well i certainly couldn't testify. A wife can't be made to testify against her husband"
Till Death Do Us Part

"We're your new neighbors"
"What we need is a little distraction.. You got an atomic bomb?"
There Goes the Neighborhood

"Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, or what"
Bells of St. Marys

"I didn't know ya cared sweetheart"
Curtain Call

"Ya know, Billy always turns purple just before he gets mad"
Nice Place to Visit

Frankie:"Uh, a..are you..are you o.k.?"
Murdock:"That has never satisfactorily been determined"
Dishpan Man

I knew it, I knew...you had a plan"
Grey Team

"Ehhhh, what's up doc?"
Firing Line & Judgement Day

"I love the smell of a revolution in the morning, it smells like hushpuppies"
Theory of Revolution

"You can always stay at my place, there's plenty of beds"
In Plane Sight

"When the going gets tough, the tough get aeronautical"
Skins

"I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted."
Cup a Joe

"Is it too late to have you guys break me IN to the VA?"
"Some people walk through hot coals, Some eat glass, Some climb Mount Everas, Others drink milk, it is the way of the universe.
Deadly Manuvers

Frankie: I wanna have kids Murdock... Do you think we can have kids?"
Murdock:"I don't think I know you well enough."
Point of No Return
"Infinity is like an envelope. You can stretch it across your eyes, put a light behind it, but you can never see the light because it won't travel fast enough!"
The A-Team Is Coming! The A-Team Is Coming!

"Who put the stop payment on my Reality check?"
"Out of my mind, Back in 5 min."
Nighthawk Commandos

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