June 6, 1997
Welcome to my universe!
I've been a very busy bunny chewing up the garden that my human slave has just finished planting. She foolishly planted brussels sprouts. She knows that I don't like those!
Anyway, after lunch, I spent some time researching more bunny facts for my web page. My slave got upset about that, too. Something about phone bills. What that has to do with the computer, I have no idea.
The rest of the day was spent playing with the bits of paper and cardboard scattered about the floor. I just love those little scraps of colored paper that stick! Bunny wallpaper! One of my favorite pastimes is to pick those things off the stacks one by one, and stick them up on things. Really, these two-legged creatures do need some help with their decorative tastes!
For some reason, after witnessing my superior skills at interior decorating, my slave put me outside. Oh, well. What can one expect from a bi-ped? Of course, she does find the most delightful treats, and she knows just the right spot to pet me -- right behind the ears . . .aaaaah! . . .
Sorry, got a little sidetracked there for a while! I was saying . . . Oh, yes. She put me outside where I spent the cool of the evening chewing on the grass and dancing. I've been practicing this fantastic, twisting jump. It's great for when you have a crick in your back, and it looks very graceful (or so my slave tells me).
I really can't stay to write any longer. My slave should be coming to check her e-mail soon. She thinks that I'm resting peacefully in my little cage right now. She has no idea!
Yawn! Please excuse me, I guess I am tired, after all!
Until my next entry, may your bunny's universe be filled with health, happiness, and the pursuit of parsley!
