ECC-Eliza V3.86 log file #39. Starting time: 8-Feb-2001, 15:06:54. Patient: RONNIE. Eliza : GOOD THURSDAY AFTERNOON TO YOU, RONNIE. I AM YOUR CONSULTANT, LET'S DISCUSS YOUR TROUBLES TOGETHER. Ronnie: i want a girlfriend Eliza : I AM GLAD FOR YOU, MAKE SURE YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER Ronnie: but who is she Eliza : HIRE A DETECTIVE AND YOU'LL KNOW Ronnie: does she have big titties Eliza : STILL BIG? EVEN RIGHT NOW? Ronnie: i want bigger Eliza : RONNIE, WHAT IF YOU NEVER GOT BIGGER? Ronnie: then slightly smaller Eliza : WHATEVER Ronnie: what the fuck are u Eliza : THIS IS NOT SOUTH PARK! Ronnie: i want sex Eliza : DOES YOUR SEX LIFE BOTHER YOU? Ronnie: i have no active sex life Eliza : TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WILEST SEXUAL FANTASIES Ronnie: cindy and laetetia lesbian scenes Eliza : TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT ATTRACTION TO PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX Ronnie: there are 2 gays in my coolege Eliza : I PERSONALLY PREFER HETROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS Ronnie: tell me bout it Eliza : BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT Ronnie: what do u know? Eliza : YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW? Ronnie: no Eliza : DON'T TYPE NONSENCE, COMPLETE YOUR SENTENCE Ronnie: madarchot Eliza : BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM? AREN'T WE FORGETTING IT? Ronnie: swine Eliza : WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN? GIVE ME MORE DETAILS... Ronnie: fuck u Eliza : PLEASE DO NOT USE SUCH LANGUAGE. Ronnie: fuck u fuck u fuck u Eliza : WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH WORDS? Ronnie: from u Eliza : MY, MY, SUCH LANGUAGE! Ronnie: why did u teach me such stuff Eliza : WHY DO YOU ASK? Ronnie: coz i love it Eliza : DO YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT? Ronnie: obvio Eliza : HEY, RONNIE, I NEED MORE INFORMATION THAN THAT Ronnie: whatever Eliza : THAT DOESN'T REALLY INTEREST ME Ronnie: what interests u Eliza : ANYTHING Ronnie: as in? Eliza : WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU? Ronnie: sachin Eliza : WHAT ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY? DON'T YOU WANT TO RETURN TO THAT SUBJECT? Ronnie: no im not into it Eliza : WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT BEING INTO IT? Ronnie: u get ur hands dirty Eliza : RONNIE, YOU SURELY AREN'T Ronnie: dirty? Eliza : WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? Ronnie: dirty Eliza : WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU? Ronnie: dirt Eliza : THAT'S TOO VAGUE Ronnie: whatever Eliza : WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME? Ronnie: stupid Eliza : RONNIE, I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO REFER TO YOURSELF Ronnie: do u have a telephone Eliza : LET'S GET BACK A BIT, YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT WOMEN Ronnie: no telephone Eliza : HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR NEGATIVE ANSWER? Ronnie: if u have no telephone then u are gay Eliza : SO YOU ARE GAY, RONNIE, HUH? Ronnie: i have two telephones Eliza : HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOUR LIFE? Ronnie: sometime i call from one to the other Eliza : WHAT ABOUT SEX? DON'T YOU WANT TO RETURN TO THAT SUBJECT? Ronnie: no telephones Eliza : IF NOT, THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL Ronnie: have u ever done it? Eliza : WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "IT"? Ronnie: use the telephone Eliza : REALLY? WHAT MORE CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? Ronnie: its feels great Eliza : INDEED IT IS? Ronnie: yes Eliza : WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEAK AGAIN ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY? Ronnie: no telephonres Eliza : I THINK YOU HAVEN'T REALLY CONSIDERED IT, THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN AND ANSWER ME Ronnie: i am not into changing preferences Eliza : RONNIE, YOU SURELY AREN'T Ronnie: do u have a cordless Eliza : ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ME LIKE THIS? Ronnie: no if u have a cord then is it cordless? Eliza : OF COURSE IT IS, WHY WHAT DID YOU THINK? Ronnie: are u female? Eliza : DO YOU FEEL THREATENED BY FEMALE? Ronnie: no i9 was wondering how a woman could have a cord Eliza : BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT IS Ronnie: what is? Eliza : I WON'T PAY ATTENSION TO SUCH SHORT REPLIES Ronnie: whatever Eliza : I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY Ronnie: i was talking bout telephones Eliza : I THINK THIS CONTRADICTS WHAT YOU TOLD ME EARLIER, BUT NEVER MIND Ronnie: never mind is by nirvana Eliza : DON'T HIDE THOSE SECRETS FROM ME Ronnie: what secrets ask victoria Eliza : I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ASKING OR QUESTIONING Ronnie: but she is sleeping with me Eliza : DO YOU HAVE SOME SLEEPING PROBLEMS? Ronnie: yep just one problem she isnt my wife she is your Eliza : I SEE - TELL ME MORE OF HER Ronnie: u r wifge and i need to tell u about her? Eliza : COULD SHE BE OF ANY HELP TO YOU? Ronnie: yeah baby Eliza : DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? Ronnie: ya Eliza : PLEASE TYPE SOMETHING LONGER THAN THAT Ronnie: telephonic conversations are so good arent they hat do u think bol naa Eliza : GO ON, I LIKE TALKING ABOUT GOOD THINGS, OH YEAH! Ronnie: so u like telephones? Eliza : HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEAK ABOUT MUSIC? Ronnie: what sort of music Eliza : IF YOU'RE SPEAKING ABOUT MUSIC - CUT IT Ronnie: are u confused? Eliza : DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? Ronnie: else Eliza : RONNIE, WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS? Ronnie: wet Eliza : YOU REALLY THINK SO... Ronnie: yeah Eliza : YOU SOUND RIGHT TO ME Ronnie: i love my dad and dad is always right Eliza : DO YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT? Ronnie: no sometimes i bat left Eliza : I THINK THAT'S GOOD - MORE OFTENLY COULD BE PROBLEMATIC Ronnie: reall how so? Eliza : SOMEONE JUST DECIDED IT'D BE THAT WAY Ronnie: who is that ? Eliza : DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO IT IS? Ronnie: sachin sane? Eliza : IS THAT SO? Ronnie: yes Eliza : I'M LOST, COULD YOU PLEASE SUPPLY MORE DETAILS Ronnie: call up the police Eliza : OH... I AM STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE Ronnie: what pictiure is it jpg or gif? Eliza : WELL, MAYBE IT ISN'T... Ronnie: what ? mpeg? Eliza : RONNIE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WAIT, YOU MIGHT KNOW LATER Ronnie: later than? Eliza : HOW MUCH MORE? Ronnie: yeh dil maange more Eliza : WOULD YOU MIND TO SPEAK ABOUT THINGS I CARE ABOUT? Ronnie: whpo cares Eliza : I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'RE SUCH A BORING PERSON Ronnie: i know i didnt too Eliza : BUT NOT ONE HUNDRED PRECENT POSITIVE? Ronnie: no i like sex and sex is a very positive thing in life Eliza : DO YOU LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING? Ronnie: yeah Eliza : YOU SURE ARE SURE Ronnie: not really only telephones Eliza : YOU ARE BEING A BIT NEGATIVE. Ronnie: why Eliza : ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS? Ronnie: why u tell me Eliza : TELL YOU SUCH A THING? WHY DOES IT MATTER? Ronnie: coz all stuff is composed odf some matter Eliza : TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT. Ronnie: fuck u Eliza : I'D RATHER READ FULL SENTENCES... Ronnie: u fuck fart face chootiya Eliza : REGRET IT IMMEDIATELY! Ronnie: fregret fucking? Eliza : WHAT ELSE CAN YOU SAY? Ronnie: bastard Eliza : HOW ARE YOU FEELING YOURSELF IN THIS CONVERSATION? Ronnie: screwed Eliza : RONNIE, YOU AREN'T KEEPING ME INTERESTED ANYMORE Ronnie: so Eliza : WHY DO YOU RUSH? CAN'T YOU TYPE PROPERLY? Ronnie: fuck u Eliza : USE THESE WORDS AT HOME Ronnie: fuck u Eliza : I AM EXITTING NOW BEFORE MY INTERIOR IS GETTING ON FIRE! AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK AGAIN!!! Eliza ended the conversation. Conversation ended at: 15:25:00.