Star of The Month Archive


September 12/02
 

Names: Kyle Gaspur
& 
Jennifer Molnar

Kyle's Claim to Fame: Winner of the "Holding Arm in Ice Water" competition held in the Pizza Hut sink at Silver City.
Jen's Claim to Fame: Runner-up in the competition.
Congratulations Kyle and Jen!
To Everybody Else: Better luck next year!

August/02
 

Missing

Name: One-Eyed Willie.
Credits: There's Something About Mary (1998), Men In Black 2 (2001).
Last Seen: Intoxicated at a Transcona house party, July 2001.
Any info: Please call 555-6321.

 

July 26/02
 
 

Name: Patrick LeQuere

New Bathing Suit from Wal-Mart: $15.
Box of Condoms: $10.
Jar of Vaseline: $4.
Beer For The Night: $50.

Picture of your drunken bare ass "assuming the position" on the world wide web: PRICELESS!

Happy 19th Birthday Pat!

 

June 28/02
 
 

 
Name: Alanna Urquhart

Nicknames: Banana; Master Debater.
Occupation: Psychiatrist; Counsellor; Professional Best Friend.
Hobbies: Arguing and... arguing.
Fave Food: Whater SHE wants and however SHE wants it.
Fave Movie: Talented Mr. Ripley.
Fave Philosopher: Aristotle.
Status Report: Alanna has been busy lately helping Mike overcome his first quarter life crisis.  Through all the clawing, scratching, crying and laughing, Mike has greatly appreciated all her help.

May 25/02
 

Name: Kyle Bially
 

Two Six of Vodka: $30
Brand New Haircut: $15
New Necklace: $12

Smashing your face on the front porch and being too shitfaced to remember... Priceless.
 

Rest assured, Kyle was okay and should regain consciousness in a few years.

March and April of 2002.
 



Dear loyal followers of Mike's Amateur Gallery.  We apologize for not having any Stars for the months of March and April.

Mike was busy overseas having a blast at karaoke bars, and as you can tell from the pictures, his priority was no longer in maintaining this website.

The days of his vacation may be over, but the days of his partying sure as hell aren't.

 

February 19/02
 
 

OBITUARY NOTICE:

Ian Bradshaw
It is with great pleasure that we announce the sudden, and (not so) tragic passing of Ian Bradshaw on Tuesday, December 18, 2001, at Michael Walkey's Christmas Party, at the age of 20.  "Big Country" is survived by his parents, and all the joyous staff at Silver City St. Vital.

It comes with great indifference that nobody saw his predictable death coming.  He was drinking Whiskey for twenty minutes, locked himself in the bathroom, and was found in the morning to have choked on his own vomit.  Health officials have ruled his death satirical, but timely.

Flowers are gratefully declined, donations in Ian's memory may be made to the Alcoholics Anonymous Foundation of Manitoba.  Prayers will be held this Saturday at 7:30 PM at St. Ignatius Roman Catholic Church... if anybody cares.

January 16/02
 
 

Name: Brad Mederski

Occupation: Floor Supervisor.
Nickname: Da Ladies' Man.
Status: Brad is currently dating 5 women at once!  Just kidding.  But he is taken - that special someone is Janelle.  The rest of the girls at Silver City will just have to take a number (Lord knows they already have!)

Hobbies: Brad likes to corrupt his friend Mike Walkey, in the form of throwing him out of an airplane and introducing him to illegal substances.

December 23/01
 
 

Name: Adam Reimer.

Brand New Mossimo T-Shirt: $19.95.
12 Case of Beer: $120.
Cab Ride Home: $15.

A picture of you passed out drunk with bottles shoved up your ass: PRICELESS!

Adam has since moved on to bigger and better things.  We wish him the best of luck in Saskatoon!  Come back and visit sometime buddy!

November 23/01
 
 

Name: Candace Hes.
Occupation: Party Animal.
What she does for fun: Crashing other people's parties, showing up pissed and annoying the hell out of everyone, especially Reid (below).
Turn ons: Dumb guys.
Turn offs: Smart guys.
Future Outlook: To become an actress and star in the sequel to "Riding in Cars With Boys."


 

October 26/01
 
 

Name: Stephanie Grobb

Job Description: Gives change for a living.
Status: Single and Looking!
Hobbies: Grabbing men's nipples & taking it up the ass.
What she looks for in a man: Money and back-hair: The more the Merrier!

September 7/01
 
 

Name: Blaine "Hobart" Badiuk.

Job Title:Utility Man.
Talents/Hobbies: Performing Fellatio, Giving Rim Jobs, Tea Bagging, and Coprophilia.
Status: Single, and looking!
Yes Ladies, Gentlemen, Cats and Dogs, Blaine is ready to pleasure each and every one of you!  He is able to conform to every one of your sexual fetishes.  He enjoys his work so much, to the extent that sometimes he can't tell whether if he's sucking cock or eating shit.  Can YOU tell?

 

August 27/01
 
 

Name:R. J. Pangman.

Occupation:Currently unemployed.
Hobbies/Interests:Collecting butterflies and fungi.
Fave Music:Winger, Air Supply, and Mike And The Mechanics.
Fave Movies: Highlander II, Free Willy III, and Bridges of Madison County.
Fave Actors: Tony Danza, Scott Baio, and Kevin Sorbo.
Fave Actresses:Ellen DeGeneres, Bea Arthur, and Nell Carter.
What He Looks For In A Partner:R. J. likes to be dominated, so he prefers someone with an intimidating presence (gender is irrelevant).  He is also into bondage and S&M.

 

July 16/01
 
 

Name: Jon Williams.

Occupation:Floor Supervisor.
Turn-ons: Leather pants, rye and coke, and firm buttocks.
What he looks for in a girl: Must be cute and petite, intelligence is optional.
Status: Yes, ladies.  He's single!  And here's probably why:

 

May 24/01
 
 
Intention (1996):Four years of a private catholic education at St. Paul's high school.
Result (2001): An educated, and well mannered young man.
Tuition: $3000/year.
Uniform:$250/year.
Lousy Yearbook Photo: Priceless.
Booze for the Night: $40.00.
Room at Cheap Motel: $29.00.
Picture of Stephen pissed drunk with make up all over face: Priceless.


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