Old Age Jokes

  1. Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
    One seventy year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
    An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
    The ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
    "So what's your problem?" asked the others.
    "I don't wake up until nine."

    Chris, August 13, 1997


Last updated: August 21, 1997


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