(Post from PornGossip.com, 3/8/2000)
"Dan Quayle is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together." - - - Matt Groening, 1993.
"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, 'Do you want fries with that?'" - - - John Cleese.
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." -- J. Danforth Quayle
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."-- Vice President Dan Quayle