Susan Frey - 11/19/00 08:04:08
My Email:freyaisis@netzero.net
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: buttercups
What Are You Wearing?: jewelry
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thicker to thinker
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: when I'm there he does
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: by me this time
Comments:
thanks for my jolly tonite, happy
Kate - 07/31/00 09:19:30
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Don't have one
What Are You Wearing?: It would be illegal to say
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thick and chewy
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: I have ways to wake them
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Must be that time of the month again
Comments:
I have leafed through endless Michael books and this site is the first thing that ever made sense to me. LOL I didn't find everything funny here but my hat is off to the person who made the attempt. There's some old jokes here that should have been buried back when Michael was still incarnating, but I wet my pants in the Great michael adventure. Oh and seeing Michael depicted as Pinhead from Hellraiser was a stroke of genius. LOL Thanks for all the fun!
Is this site ever updated?
Anne Dupuis - 02/15/00 00:52:18
My Email:adupuis@istar.ca
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Cherry Garcia, of course
What Are You Wearing?: clothes today
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thick
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: never seen it happen
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: thank god no
Comments:
Love this site, you do great work!
m - 01/31/00 15:44:48
My Email:mambocoyote@yahoo.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: nevereatit
What Are You Wearing?: how do old housewives look when they get up in the AM?
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: I don't like anything that distracts from the real thing
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: My husband's crawled away on it's own long ago.
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Yes, and I uttered a banishing command.
Comments:
At last. I've stumbled into the pit where I belong. If this is hell, leave me here and close the gates.
Ricardo de la Herran - 10/10/99 01:34:28
My Email:azarkhan@hotmail.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Vanilla
What Are You Wearing?: blue jeans, black shirt
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thick !
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Yes !
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Yes !
Comments:
Hello everyone !
I send you all my love !
Ricardo
mexican Michael Student
Guindon Graymalkin - 08/17/99 18:46:49
My Email:guindongraymalkin@spiritmail.zzn.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Chunky Monkey
What Are You Wearing?: comfy clothes
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thin...it's like "pizza on a matzho"
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: yes, if you nudge them hard enough!
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: aahh...Egyptian Musk...my favorite!!
Comments:
My dear cyber-ami...what a wonderful site...proving that deep spiritual work, focus, and dedication can be enhanced by a good belly laugh! Thanks for bringing this entertaining, enlightening, and envoking site to us. Blessed Be!
FemmeAuteur - 05/22/99 00:44:28
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
What Are You Wearing?: Depends on how much you're willing to pay me.
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thin Crust
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Do teenagers ever wake up?
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Ah yes. . .a very distinctive aroma...mmmmm...
Comments:
Dave, this site is one in a million. I would report this site to the authorities. . .but I'm too busy luaghing my head off. Thank you for giving people a chance to look at the lighter side of channeling.
Prasad - 05/10/99 14:50:35
My Email:pboradkar@ittesi.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: i like the names more than the ice cream
What Are You Wearing?: combat boots
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thick
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: let sleeping bags lie
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: phew
Comments:
so who is wierd dave???
Lisa Diamond - 05/01/99 09:07:32
My Email:diamon@iafrica.com
What Are You Wearing?: pj's
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thin
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: My guess is as good as yours
Comments:
Lovely site and very funny.
Love to all the Michael students...
~Lisa.
Puddin' tane - 03/30/99 02:45:34
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: cherry garcia
What Are You Wearing?: perv!
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: no crust on my undies thankyou
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: only if you play with their zippers
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: yea, pass it over here!
Comments:
Love your site. Lots of laughs, Think I'll tell
my mommy about it.
Grophle Guizenmman - 03/21/99 23:42:22
Comments:
Ich mag Sie nicht paginieren. Ich denke nicht, daß es sehr interessant ist. Sie sollten es neu entwerfen. Ich hoffe, daß dieses hilft. Gutes Glück.
Andrea - 03/11/99 06:04:52
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: All of them!
What Are You Wearing?: Clothes
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: I like a mouthful
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: I don't care
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Boston baked beans?
Comments:
This is a wonderful site! I loved the Michael humor, and was happily lost in the Great Michael Adventure for hours. :D I wish all of the Michael sites were this fun. Love and light to you, Dave.
A.
Deanna Margaret - 02/11/99 17:35:06
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/4100
My Email:SweetAgony@webtv.net
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: ick pooh
What Are You Wearing?: clothes
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thin
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Yes
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: No thanks, already ate.
Comments:
Great site. Best one I have visited yet.
Janet Webb - 02/07/99 06:46:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Coffeehouse/5782
My Email:janwebb@midtown.net
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Cherry Garcia
What Are You Wearing?: A smile
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: thick
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: that's a "down"er
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: luckily, no
Comments:
I'm a 3rd level old scholar from the third entity. Thanks for providing another place to tap into Michael on the web. I'm sure they appreciate your humor as much as I do.
DARIA - 02/04/99 02:15:16
My Email:JOKER45470@AOL.COM
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: CHUNKY MONKEY
What Are You Wearing?: NOTHING
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: THICK
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: NOT IF THERE UNDER YOUR EYES
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: YES I DID
Comments:
YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD, BUT I LIKE YA ANYWAYS :-D
"HAIL CHEESE STICKS"
Alexandra - 01/27/99 16:50:16
My Email:suhayma@juno.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Cherries Garcia
What Are You Wearing?: Betty Boop Niteshirt (too cute!)
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thick
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Not if you do them right.
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Oh, almonds, nice. Oh no - cyanide!
Comments:
Dave, you are not only the funniest guy I know, you may also be the sickest! I did like the 1050 hot buttered hands massaging. And I laughed despite myself at the scratch and sniff for Warriors (I was envisioning my favorite warrior). Too darned much fu
for one site. Thanks. Alexandra
Sandra Dent - 01/11/99 11:53:09
My URL:http://N/A
My Email:dahlink@earthlink.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: YUK!
What Are You Wearing?: Skin & a Mask
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Yes
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: only in bear country!
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: You've got my attention!
Comments:
Thanx for the comic relief!You're completely irreverent, how refreshing! More!More!More!More! I'm a Sage/ArtisanET,naturally words RULE. I'm hungry for input, only 2 fragments in TX will stand up and be counted except I don't know the other one yet, so I'
l see u regularly, Cio Ya'll
Elizabeth - 11/30/98 23:53:06
My URL:http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~emosler/rose.html
My Email:emosler@leland.stanford.edu
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Cherry Garcia
What Are You Wearing?: Nothing, I am at work
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thick
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Not after I have laid in it.
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: fuck no
Comments:
Hey, how come most of your links don't work?
Bill - 11/19/98 17:56:03
My Email:PtldGampa@aol.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: not allowed
What Are You Wearing?: SMILE
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: yurs or mine?
Comments:
love the site,, first visit will check it out.
thank you,
Toni Michael - 11/19/98 07:02:30
My Email:tmichael@cyberpass.net
What Are You Wearing?: sweatshirt & stretch pants
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: yes
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: in the sweet bye & bye
Comments:
Great job! The whole site is beautifully designed and executed. And I love the Michael Adventure. And I, too, completed the cycle.
She` D"montford - 11/18/98 07:24:34
My URL:http://shambhallah.com.au
My Email:she@shambhallah.com.au
What Are You Wearing?: Clothing
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: No crust
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: The bags I have slept with, I'd rather chew my arm off than wake them up!
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Which one??? Everything stinks!
Comments:
Love your page!!!You have a way with words!
A musician hey??? Do you write lyrics?
I used to own a music store does that count?
Ps...The link to more about you doesnt work!
Prof E. J. Light - 11/18/98 02:17:05
My URL:http://www.Light-Mission.org
My Email:E.J.Light@Light-Mission.org
Comments:
A most enchanting web site indeed. I find it full of good information and very comfortable to spend a lot of time here. We at Light Mission extend a very grateful appreciation that you are here for others to "See The Light". "Once you have opened that door and experienced that grace, once you have had that experience, the door never quite closes again!" -- Anne Shulgin (Mindstates Conference)
Comments:
Thank you Dave, and thank you to the authors of the Causal Tale topics. Synchronicity strikes again, as here came some answers to my ever formulating questions. Great site for additional insights........
Kalli - 11/14/98 06:56:35
My Email:karlbark@centrum.is
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: What's Ben&Jerry's ?
What Are You Wearing?: That's for me to know and for you to find out !
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Depends on what's under it....
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Thegar litlu laufin sofa liggja spadarnir andvaka !!!
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: No, but my PC's olfactory center just melted....
Comments:
Well done ! (Or medium rare if you prefer).
Ruth - 10/22/98 23:17:52
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/bourbonstreet/delta/7595/
My Email:PhyreSpark@aol.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: um...um...they're all good! I don't know! This is too hard, I'm going on to the next question now.
What Are You Wearing?: actually, a Catholic school girl uniform...sky blue pinfeather skirt, navy blue blouse...and I'm wearing green socks, with a hole in the toe. :-)
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: depends on the toppings. generally, I guess thick.
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: occasionally, if the gravitational pulls of the moon and Jupiter are right...but only on Thursdays.
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: nope, my computer's smell output device is on the fritz.
Comments:
What a fun site! Even dancing frogs on this page...yay.
Hooray for Artisans!
Um...yeah. That's all for now, I'm sleepy.
Morgan Sky - 10/06/98 07:23:43
My URL:http://home1.gte.net/rrisley/index.htm
My Email:msky@gte.net
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
What Are You Wearing?: Myself outworking on my new website!
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: All of the above.
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Yes, when butterflys.
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Is that what recycled Ben & Jerry's smells like?
Comments:
The dancing frogs, Dave, can you morph them into the "Chippendales" for me puleeeeze?
Thank you for your reverent irreverance regarding the topic that is near and dear to us "Michael" students. "All is chosen" AND WHERE THE HELL DID I LEAVE MY OVERLEAVES ANYWAY?
YESPlzMstr - 10/06/98 04:57:25
My URL:Ummm.......yeah.....
My Email:Daddy wouldn't want me to divulge that information!
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Chunky Monkey
What Are You Wearing?: Your computer screen at the moment! :P
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thick...... like my..... ummm...... nebbermind ;)
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Nah..... I'd NEVER call HIM that!
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: :::THUD:::
Comments: Comments: Comments: Comments: Comments: Comments:
Dave *forced* me to do this so blame him for the content!
Gloria - 10/05/98 21:22:38
My Email:gconstantin@earthlink.net
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Vanilla
What Are You Wearing?: Black
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thin, like me
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Yes, when their shift is replaced.
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Smells just like Tea Rose.
Dave, you stink. In all the right places.
Otterly Blue - 09/30/98 03:29:12
My URL:http://www.otterlyblue.com
My Email:otterly@otterlyblue.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Cherry Garcia
What Are You Wearing?: the only thing I have on is my cd player, winky wink
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: THICK!! and oily
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: hmmm... she does sometimes!
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: That's what led me here, DUH!
Since Dave will undoubtedly frighten most of my visitors to my own web site in the Guests Room, I am inclined to tell stories about our affair, but I won't even mention it. Instead, I will just say that Dave and I have grown to KNOW each other in ways th
t only chocolate and tongues can envy. HE IS THE BEST! Treat him well! BIG FAT ASS HUGZ TO Y'ALL! And to Dave,... well, YOU know... heh heh... Otterly Blue, Michael Channel EXTRAORDINAIRE
Jenn - 09/28/98 14:58:04
My Email:wbcartoon@aol.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Phish Food
What Are You Wearing?: You would ask that ;-p
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: Thin, of course!
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: I think it all depends on the bag. Don't you?
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Uhm...I caught a whiff or two.
Dave...what a great site. I know you put a lot of effort into creating this masterpiece, and it shows. I'm very proud of you :o) I'm still working on the Michael Maze...for some reason, I keep falling off rickety staircases or being assulted by toe cheese
.(what a pleasant thought);-p Again....great job..kudos to you...lol
Your old pal,
Jenn ;-p
Weird dave - 09/02/98 13:06:06
Just a little test of the Dave broadcasting system...
Weird Dave - 08/26/98 22:30:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/Bayou/3148/
My Email:wwquintet@aol.com
Favorite Ben & Jerry's Flavor?: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
What Are You Wearing?: A most delightful lime green polyester suit
Do You Like Thin or Thick Crust?: THICK!!!!!
Do Sleeping Bags Ever Wake Up?: Better yet: Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Did You Get A Whiff Of That One?: Mmmm....root beer ;-)
Isn't HTML just grand? Gosh, this beats parading through a crowded mall with a vacant stare and some bloody hedge scissors ANYDAY of the week!
Regardless, HAVE FUN at my site, and SIGN my guestbook under penalty of being force fed Tofu until you burst! Okay, so perhaps it won't be THAT harsh a sentence, but if you don't at least send your regards, I might be persuaded to reveal the hideously disgusting things found in my beard, and that could cause the end of the universe as we now know it. Dare ye tread such a dangerous path?