Nuclear Toast: Local Jokes

In case you're wondering, the Toast Reactor is near Seattle. And perhaps you've heard that it rains a lot in Seattle. It does. We have jokes to prove it.

Q. What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A. A weekend.

Q. What do you call two straight weeks of rain in Seattle?
A. Indian summer.

Q. What did the Seattle native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A. Nice tan.

Q. What's the difference between summer and winter in Seattle?
A. The temperature of the rain.

Q. What's the definition of a Seattle optimist?
A. Someone with a sun visor on their rain hat.

Q. What does daylight savings time mean in Seattle?
A. An extra hour of rain.

Q. Why don't people in Seattle use suntan lotion?
A. They don't tan, they rust.

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August to April and May to July.

A popular tourist T-shirt in Seattle reads, "I came to Seattle for the whole summer and enjoyed both days."

"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week, and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"
"Well, that's hard to say," replies the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the following day, and the day after that. He sees a young boy and asks him out of despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The boy replies, "How should I know? I'm only six!"