A Collection of Sounds to Make the Addict Drool

Note: These excerpts of Lacroix speaking are in the form of .wav files. You can download them by clicking on the file name in orange, then listen to the wondrous sounds ad infinitum. If you need a sound in a different format (.aif or .au, for example), you can contact me (e-mail at bottom of page), and I can send it to you as an attached file. The Download times given are a rough average and are subject to your individual modem, my server, and the Gods of the Internet.

You may notice some of the Nightcrawler monologues are missing! Never fear! Laura now houses the Raven legend, the hellish alchemy speech from BMV, and other bits of wisdom from NightWatch that used to be on this page at CERK 490Mhz, plus many new .wavs! Go visit!

• culture.wav ..."I detest a city with no culture..." (Size=23K, Time=2.04sec, Download=approx. 10 sec)
• mood.wav ..."My, my. We are in a mood tonight..." (Size=50K, Time=4.51sec, Download=approx. 20 sec)
• affiliations.wav ..."Thank you, but I have my own afiliations that are distinctly apolitical in nature..." (Size=76K, Time=6.90sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• coaster.wav ..."How thoughtful of you to bring your own coaster. If only all my clients were as environmentally conscious..." (Size=97K, Time=8.91sec, Download=approx. 40 sec)
• cappuccino.wav ..."Pour the cappuccinos, friends. Smoke them, if you have them. It's poetry time again..." (Size=89K, Time=8.01sec, Download=approx. 40 sec)
• prison.wav ..."One moment we gorge on the life force. The next, only silence fills us, and we are empty again. Then whisperings of renewed thirst...You feel it already, don't you? Already your thoughts have strayed from her to the next - When will you find her? How will you take her? All at once? A little at a time? I can see it in your eyes...Can there be any finer thing than this? Eternal hunger followed by eternal pleasure... If this is our prison, let us rot for all eternity..." (Size=551K, Time=51.19sec, Download=approx. 4min)
• experiment.wav ..."It would be an interesting experiment, don't you think?..." (Size=33K, Time=3.08sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• vintage.wav ..."Would you care to try a little human vintage?..." (Size=31K, Time=2.88sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
• neverhapp.wav ..."This never happened..." (Size=47K, Time=4.30sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
• try.wav ..."Try..." (Size=14K, Time=1.21sec, Download=approx. a blink)
• beamish.wav ..."Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! He chortled in his joy..." (Size=127K, Time=11.52sec, Download=approx. 1 min)
• leaving.wav ..."Leaving is the purest form of love..." (Size=53K, Time=4.89sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
• donne.wav ..."One short sleep past, we wake eternally and death shall be no more. Death, thou shalt die. We will survive..." (Size=183K, Time=16.60sec, Download= 1.5 min)
• death.wav ..."I have faced Death this night, and I have called his bluff..." (Size=55K, Time=4.99sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• brat.wav ..."I don't want a new one. I like that one..." (Size=55K, Time=5.00sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• good.wav ..."Good..." (Size=11K, Time=1.02sec, Download=approx. a blink)
  
• myson.wav ..."He is my creation... My son!..." (Size=45K, Time=4.15sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
• amph2.wav ..."I have been delivered from death to a more...permanent...hell..." (Size=82K, Time=7.50sec, Download=approx. 30sec)
• likeme.wav ..."You really do like me. You just don't know that you do..." (Size=66K, Time=6.01sec, Download=approx. 30sec)
• hide.wav ..."I don't hide..." (Size=22K, Time=2.04sec, Download=approx. 10 sec)
• nightcrawler.wav ..."The Nightcrawler's waiting...for you..." (Size=47K, Time=4.22sec, Download=approx 30sec)
• nightwatch.wav ..."So, it's question time on Nightwatch, gentle listeners..." (Size=77K, Time=7.01sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• ontheair.wav ..."The Nightcrawler is on the air..." (Size=37K, Time=3.49sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• gooutandplay.wav ..."It's a beautiful night out there, isn't it, boys and girls? I haven't seen a night quite like this in a hundred years. In fact, this is no night to be inside. Let's turn off our radios, go out, and play..." (Size=232K, Time=20.99sec, Download=approx. 2 min)
• handcuffs.wav ..."Well, I have seen stranger things in my time: men whowalk through fire, children born speaking long-dead languages, and Harry Houdini had rather a nifty trick with handcuffs and a tank full of water..." (Size=129K, Time=11.98sec, Download= approx. 1min)
  
• freefood.wav ..."Oh, I don't care for the conflict. It's very noisy, don't you agree? But I love the free food..." (Size=75K, Time=6.88sec, Download=approx. 1 min)
• physician.wav ..."Physician, heal thyself..." (Size=33K, Time=3.04sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
  
• serve.wav ..."I serve no one!..." (Size=35K, Time=3.25sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• really.wav ..."Really..." (Size=13K, Time=1.18sec, Download=approx. a blink)
• hamlet.wav ..."I am my father's spirit, doomed for a certain term to walk the night..." (Size=82K, Time=7.44sec, Download= 30 sec)
• jeweledpeach2.wav ..."Life is a gift, as sweet as the freshest peach, as precious as a gilded jewel. I have never been able to understand the logic in willfully surrendering such a treasure..." (Size=215K, Time=19.51sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• thathurt.wav ..."That hurt!..." (Size=14K, Time=1.34sec, Download=approx. a blink)
• ghost.wav ..."Ghosts are mistakes that we've made. They come not from beyond the pale, but rise up from our gravest doubts about ourselves. Each ill-considered thing that we have done is a ghost that haunts us...if we let it..." (Size=254K, Time=23.63sec, Download=approx. 2min)
• friendship.wav ..."How long is the longest friendship?..." (Size=38K, Time=3.51sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• trouble.wav ..."That will be trouble..." (Size=19K, Time=1.75sec, Download=really fast)
• romance.wav ..."The air is fragrant. The night is soft. The moon is full. Such a night as this...Tonight is the night for romance, isn't it? Ce soir c'est pour l'amour..." (Size=210K, Time=19.05sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• badhabit.wav ..."And it's becoming a bad habit..." (Size=30K, Time=2.68sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• show.wav ..."You're still listening to the show - I'm flattered..." (Size=24K, Time=2.14sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• hisname.wav ..."Lucien LaCroix..." (Size=25K, Time=2.30sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• wouldthat.wav ..."Would that she were a less annoying woman..." (Size=33K, Time=3.06sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• rigamarole.wav ..."You are a vampire. That's the whole point: you do not need to go through the rigamarole of schooling and training and whatever...You are a superior creature..." (Size=127K, Time=11.87sec, Download=approx. 1 min)
  
• wise.wav ..."A wise decision..." (Size=25K, Time=2.26sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• toomuch.wav ..."I told you - don't take too much..." (Size=58K, Time=5.27sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• stars.wav ..."Constant stars...the only comforting light. Kill the pain...this incessant longing..." (Size=184K, Time=16.70sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• psychology.wav ..."Psychology. For all their lofty declarations to the contrary, humans have no idea what they are..." (Size=94K, Time=8.50sec, Download=approx. 45 sec)
• cure.wav ..."If this is the cure, give me the disease..." (Size=72K, Time=6.52sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• plantations.wav ..."What about my plantations?..." (Size=23K, Time=2.05sec, Download=approx. a blink)
• aquarius.wav ..."What a fine decade this has turned out to be: war, riot, assassination...The Age of Aquarius, indeed..." (Size=181K, Time=16.44sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• cupie.wav ..."Just say no to love. A carnival cupie and an electric blanket will give you more satisfaction. Don't ever give them your heart..." (Size=171K, Time=15.53sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• complain.wav ..."Complain, complain. That's all you ever do..." (Size=71K, Time=6.45sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• metaphor.wav ..."Tripped by metaphor once again. Poetry can be so deceiving..." (Size=54K, Time=4.87sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• nature.wav ..."Nature is so unkind...so sexist..." (Size=54K, Time=4.88sec, Download=approx. 20 sec)
• speakofmany.wav ..."The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things: Of shoes - and ships - and sealing wax - Of cabbages - and kings - And why the sea is boiling hot - and whether pigs have wings..." (Size=203K, Time=18.42sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• lcfeels.wav ..."She is pure, life-giving. My immortality has nothing to do with my feeling love..." (Size=95K, Time=8.60 secsec, Download=approx. 45 sec)
• bemine.wav ..."We are each other. You will always be mine...Eternally..." (Size=102K, Time=9.52sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• attraction.wav ..."It is not uncommon. The attraction that you feel - a force of nature as immutable as the stars - others have felt it before..." (Size=158K, Time=14.33sec, Download=approx. 1 min)
• revenge.wav ..."You've heard it said that living well is the best revenge. Au contraire, living forever is the best revenge..." (Size=210K, Time=19.68sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)
• sobering.wav ..."Clearly I have a future as a sobering influence on the disenfranchised..." (Size=54K, Time=4.42sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• explanation.wav ..."Would you care to offer an explanation?..." (Size=21K, Time=1.91sec, Download=approx. a blink)
• imagine.wav ..."Can you imagine how that makes me feel?..." (Size=45K, Time=4.12sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• lacroy.wav ..."LaCroy...Internal Affairs..." (Size=32K, Time=2.97sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
• blink.wav ..."Blink, and they'll all be ghosts. Blink, and they'll all be gone..." (Size=70K, Time=6.30sec, Download=approx. 30sec)
• dreadful.wav ..."This is perfectly dreadful..." (Size=31K, Time=2.82sec, Download=approx. 15sec)
• zipcodes.wav ..."Legends don't give zipcodes..." (Size=28K, Time=2.49sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• water.wav ..."Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink..." (Size=66K, Time=6.00sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• beerfridge.wav ..."Although I don't recall any of my staff reporting discovering a decapitated corpse in the beer fridge..." (Size=63K, Time=5.61sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• invitations.wav ..."Friends as old as I don't need invitations..." (Size=33K, Time=3.00sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• butcher.wav ..."Better to die proudly in the pit, than at the hands of the butcher..." (Size=46K, Time=4.16sec, Download=approx. 20 sec)
• altruism.wav ..."I do hope this wave of altruism passes quickly. It's quite distressing..." (Size=66K, Time=6.00sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• tables.wav ..."Even eternal life is too short to wait for tables..." (Size=44K, Time=4.00sec, Download=approx. 20 sec)
• dogs.wav ..."Dogs are for breakfast, and then only in the hardest of times..." (Size=97K, Time=9.03sec, Download=approx. 45sec)
• oysters.wav ..."Do you know the rest of the tale of the Walrus and the Carpenter, by any chance? How they feasted on their unwitting little oyster pals? Mmm...So delicious and guilt-free. They hardly give their treachery a second thought, really. They were hungry; they ate. End of story. But our story still has to be played out. I don't like being dead. It's quite annoying, actually..." (Size=366K, Time=33.20sec, Download=approx. 3.0 min)
• code.wav ..."I will always know where to find you. That is our code..." (Size=69K, Time=6.26sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• government.wav ..."The best form of government is a benevolent tyrrany tempered by the occasional assassination..." (Size=60K, Time=5.49sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• hurtingme.wav ..."This is hurting me far more than it's hurting you..." (Size=38K, Time=3.47sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• school.wav ..."It's a school night, so how about a little education?..." (Size=61K, Time=5.60sec, Download=approx. 30 sec)
• ears.wav ..."And whose little ears are listening tonight?..." (Size=33K, Time=3.00sec, Download=approx. 15 sec)
• smitten.wav ..."Poor, smitten fool. You are in a fog, aren't you?..." (Size=48K, Time=4.31sec, Download=approx. 20 sec)
• whyresist.wav ..."If you deny yourself your true nature, you will always be weak. I have tried to teach you this. Why resist me?..." (Size=91K, Time=8.47sec, Download=approx. 45 sec)
• celtic.wav ..."It's one of those Celtic monstrosities, a bad poem. I don't remember all of it. It starts, something about a man with power beyond control...blahblahblah...union of the mortal soul..." (Size=156K, Time=14.20sec, Download=approx. 1.5 min)

Let me return to the Nunkies Anonymous Homepage please.