9. A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
8. By filing this bug you have questioned my family Honor. Prepare to die!
7. You question the worthiness of my Code? I kill you where you stand!
6. Our competitors are without Honor!
5. Specs are for the weak and timid!
4. This machine is a piece of gagh! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
3. Perhaps it IS a good day to die!
2. My program has just dumped it's Stova Core!
1. Behold, the keyboard of Kahless! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!
