cleaning supplies can be heard when a faint "YEAAAAHHHHH" from the distance can be heard. Then out from two double doors burst the new WWE Intercontinental Champion; Chris Jericho with the Intercontinental strap around his waist and two bottles of champaign in each hand, Jericho is chugging them down one at a time, in obviously, one great mood. Jericho continues to walk down the hallway laughing, smiling, and drinking when Johnathon Coachman approaches him. Jericho gets a sudden frown on his face for some reason to see Coach, as he puts his champaigne bottles down on a crate near him and walks up to Coachman.::||::THE COACH::||:: Chris Jericho... Earlier tonight, the WWE Owner, Eminem came out to that very ring which is being dismantled at this moment and being put back in to the travel trucks, and just straight up, blatently awarded you the WWE Intercontinental Title. Now the Intercontinental Title is the 2nd most important championship in this business today, and it was just handed to you on a silver platter. Do you think you deserve this, honestly?
::||::CHRIS JERCIHO::||:: Coach, Coach Coach Coach Coach.... What's wrong with you?! YOU are questioning, ME?! Coach you are asking ME, Chris Jericho, if I DESERVE to be the WWE Intercontinental Champion? Coach... You don't get it do you? I deserve this title. I deserve this title, I deserve the European Title, I deserve the World Title, I deserve EVERY Title! Why? It's simple Coach, you know it, I know it, the WORLD knows it, because I am the world's king. If you still don't get it... Let me explain it... I'm The King of The World! And I am also the new WWE Intercontinental Champion! And Coach, you
still have the raw NERVE to ask me if I deserve this championship?! Pathetic Coach, absolotuley pathetic. You know Coach... Right before I signed my contract with WWE, I had to, of course, check out the competition. I see guys like Edge, Christian, *in Texas redneck voice* BIG OL' STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. *normal voice* and Matt Hardy. I also payed particular attention to the match on Smackdown, the main event that is. I saw that little pumpkin-pied hair cut FREAK, Jeff Hardy beat Edge in round 1 for the Heavyweight Championship tournament. Well, Jeff, I gotta say congragulations my friend. Congragulations on earning yourself one of the biggest Y2J beatings the world has ever seen! Jeff Hardy, I like competition, and since you're good enough to beat that long=tooth bleach blonde Edge, then you're good enough to at least compete with the Living Legend, the King of The World! So... Little Jeff Hardy, if you win the Heavyweight Title in this little tournament of yours, I'll be seeing you in the ring. But if not I will be seeing the champ, who ever it may be, because a perk in my contract is I get first crack at the Heavyweight Championship! So good luck to ya, young Jeffery. I'll see you later. Now, Coach, is there anymore crap you'd like to pump me full of or can you get your head out of my ass and let me go?!::||::JOHNATHON COACHMAN::||:: Well Chris, I'll let you go but I'd like one question answered. If you win the Heavyweight Championship, will you relinquish the Intercontinental Championship?
::||::CHRIS JERICHO::||:: I told you once, I think I'll tell you again. I am the King of The World, and I am a HUGE Rock Star! So HELL NO JERKY! I'm going to keep the Intercontinental Title, I'm going to keep the World Title, hell I'm going to keep them all JACKASS! Now get out of my way I have some partying to do, because baby, I am Y 2 J!
Jericho smirks at Coach and walks off as the scene closes, leaving Coach to watch Jericho leave.