3, YEAH, COUNT EM, 3 YEARS IN EXILE THE REAL MAN THAT ALL OF YOU WANTED TO SEE HE HAS FINALLY... RETURNED 'GILLBERG' flashes across the screen as that big jacked up mo fo that we've all come to know and love.. DA MAN, Gillberg, appears at the ramp. The crew come out and spray a fire extinguisher in his face sending him flying back in to the camera man behind him. He gets up and dusts himself off, before letting out a MIGHTY roar to all of the fans. He charges through the arena and looks in to the camera, giving a cold, blood thirsty look to the camera. he continues his journey to the ring, before taking a mic from lillian garcia. He bends down the top rope and lets out a huge roar, but accidentally falls over the ropes, and on to the mat. After a couple minutes of parilyzation, he finally comes to and gets in the ring. Gillberg: RAAAAAAAR!!!!! I am here to send you a MESSAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! To all of the people that have been waiting, all of you, the man they called GIIILLLBERG HAS RETURNED, AND HE HAS A BELT TOO!! *points to the foam belt around his waste* Sure it was only $9.99 at one of the last existing K-Marts in America, but it's Miiiine because MOOOOM BOUGHT IT FOR ME, Cuz I'm her special little MAAAAN, YEEEEAAAAH!!! *fans go off the roof* Now on to other business. RVD, I know what you've been saying. You've been saying Gillberg is a JOOOOKE, well if he was, then Crash; a being far inferior to my jacked up, un-godly strength *flexes non-existant biceps* wouldn't of buried you in the McDonalds play place bubble tub!!! Now I... *gillberg's cell phone rings* One MOMMEEENT YEEEAHAAAAAA!! Gillberg picks up his cell phone. It's his mother on the phone. Mom: Gill you get home this instant!! I have some nice pecan pie here for you, and I got that purple high chair you'd been asking for as well! Gillberg: C'mon mom, 5 more minutes? Mom: This instant young man before I drag you out of that wrasslin' ring by your back hairs! Gillberg: Yes Ma'am.. *hangs up phone* you guys are LuCKkkKYYYYY because I have to go eat PECAN piIieee with a sexual BiiIiiiiiiiib! The fans erupt! Gillberg chants fill the arena as Gillberg tries stepping out of the ring but falls and lands on his head again, knocking him unconsious as the scene fades to an unconsious Gillberg, sucking his thumb.