JR: Ladies and gent-
King: Shut up JR I'm tryin to listen to the song!!
JR: Aww god shut the hell up King! Anyway ladies and gentlemen, we have got 5 high profile matches for y'all tonight including 5 men and one title... Booker T, HJ Storm, the Preacher of Darkness, Belgarath and the current Hardcore Champion The Rock in a 5-man battle royal for the Hardcore Championship! Also the Tag Title tournament ends with the Styles brothers taking on Scott Hall and Steve Corino in the finals! These are all some huge matches, plus many a few more... But the most intense of them all... The main event. Jerry Lynn, Triple H, ZWF Heavyweight Championship in the Extreme Chamber! This match is truly one of the most cruel sick and sadistic things I've ever seen in my entire life King!
King: I know JR, I know, but shut up the puppies are here!
*~The crowd is waiting in silence, well kinda, until "Dirrty" By Christina Agulara hits the P.A and the crowd all jump to their feet, when they see the lovely Torrie Wilson appear on the rampway and start to make her way down the ramp towards the ring. She starts to make her way up the steel steps and into the ring as Lilian Garcia puts the mic up to her lips and begins to make the announcements.~*
*~Lilian Garicia~*: First making her way to the ring, Torrie Wilson!!!
*~ Then as Torrie's just about to salute the fans, lights blacken and colors begin to flicker everywhere, as "Time To Play The Game" By Drowning Pool, hits the P.A. The crowd boo's as they see Stephanie McMahon appear on the rampway, as she starts to make her way down, she stops half way and waits for a minute. Suddenly "No Chance" hits the system as Vince McMahon, himself, begins to make his way down to the ring alongside his daughter, Stephanie. Stephanie Steps into the ring as Vince waits outside and the bell rings. Torrie concerned about vince at ringside, starts off and kicks Stephanie in the gut. Stephanie goes down for a minute holding her gut, but as Torrie comes to pull her hair Stephanie swings up with a big slap, that sends Torrie and some spit flying to the otherside of the ring. Now both ladies up, the lock-up and begin to struggle with each other. Torrie whips Stephanie into the ropes, as Stephanie comes back she ducks under Torrie's attemp at a clothesline, and as Torrie turns around Stephanie nails her with a calf kick to the face. Torrie falls backwards as Stephanie lands on her knees and gets back up again. Stephanie seeing a chance then goes for the paddle. Climbing the turnbuckle, she almost has it in her grasp, as Torrie comes from behind, grabs Stephanie's shirt and pulls her backwards, slamming her into the mat. Torrie is smiling, as Vince outside is telling Stephanie to get up. Torrie now begins to lay the boots on Stephanie's mid-section. Torrie runs for the turnbuckle and climbs it. As she grabs the paddle, she jumps down. Turning around, she then see's Stephanie standing up straight. Shocked at the sight, Torrie then hits the floor after Stephanie nails her with a clothesline. Torrie's holding her head as the paddle has fallen outside. Vince goes over and picks it up, he goes to the ropes and calls Stephanie over to hand it to her. Stephanie grabs it, but as she goes to swing at Torrie, who is now up, Torrie ducks under it and grabs Stephanie from behind, lifting her to diliver a high angled back slam. The crowd cheers, as then Torrie grabs the paddle, and then goes over to Stephanie who is riving in pain on the mat. As Torrie goes to put Stephanie over her knee to paddle her, Vince jumps on the ring apron and distracts the ref. Torrie is now paddling Stephanie's ass with the paddle as hard as she can, but the ref can't see anything. Torrie stops and stands up, and starts to try and call the ref from the middle of the ring. Suddenly a man then runs down the ramp, and around the ring then pulling Vince off the apron, causing Vince to smash his face into the mat. Torrie then looks at whats happening and notices that the man is accually her father who is starting to punch Vince McMahon. Smiling Torrie then goes to turn around to continue to win her Title match. But she's then kicked in the gut. Stephanie smiling then thrusts Torrie's head between her legs. Everyone now knows whats going to happen, Stephanie hauls up Torrie's arms one by one, then smiles once more, and dilivers a feirce Femi-Gree!! that drives Torrie's dead straight into the mat! Stephanie then flips Torrie over her knee and then grabs the paddle. The ref is watching Stephanie just waiting for her to hit Torrie with it. Stephanie knows, so then she just starts going crazy with it on Torrie! Torrie's riving in agony, as the ref calls for the bell.~*
*~Lilian Garcia~*: The winner of this Woman's Title Paddle On A Pole match, is Stephanie McMahon!!!
*~Stephanie has now throwen Torrie off her knee, and has gone out to help her father. As she gets closer Vince pushes Torrie's dad of him and tells himt o turn around. As Torrie's father does, Stephanie cracks him on the skull with the paddle she has just won the match with. Vince is laughing as Stephanie is trash talking Torrie's father about his daughter as hes bleeding from the head shot. Torrie is now out of the ring, as she comes close to Stephanie, she tries to grab the paddle away from Stephanie. Stephanie lets it go, but then kicks her in the gut, and dilivers another Femi-Gree to Torrie. As Stephanie gets up, she is handed her Womans Title Belt, and Vince begins to help her up the rampway as they maek their way backstage.~*
JR: Well King, are ya ok? Is the blood flowing to the brain or somewhere else?
King: Yeah... Well... Next match is 5 way hardcore and oh JR speaking of hard I gotta tell you I'm-
JR: OK KING WE GET IT!
The bells toll, and The Preacher of Darknes makes his way down to the ring accompanied by Miss Elizabeth. The Preacher and her walk to down to the ring, arm and arm preparing for Preach's match.
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the ZWF Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Miss Elizabeth, the Preacher of Darkness!
Preacher gets in the ring with Lyz as they await his opponents.
"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and HJ Storm appears at the entrance ramp. HJ Struts to the ring looking ready for the task at hand.
Lillian Garcia: In the ring, HJ Storm!
Belgarath then immediatly sprints to the ring as soon as HJ's music stops. Belgarath slides in the ring and eyes the crowd...
Lillian Garcia: Also in the ring, Belgarath!
"The Rock Says" hits the PA and the reigning Hardcore champion; The Rock makes his way to the ring. Rock gets on the top turnbuckle and raises his title in the air.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, The ZWF Hardcore Champion, The Rock!
The Rock gets down from the turnbuckle and the second he does, all of the other participants are beating on him before he knows it. Booker T immediatly goes for Preacher of Darkness, to keep their vendeta alive and Belgarath and HJ Storm double team the Champion, The Rock. HJ and Belgarath toss The Rock in to the ropes and execute a double back drop on to the champion. HJ goes to pick The Rock up but Belgarath turns him around and gives him a massive short-arm chokeslam! Belgarath goes in for the cover and the ref counts 1...2...3! HJ Storm is IMMEDIATELY eliminated from this match as the war continues between the remaining four men. The Rock and Belgarath continue to go toe-to-toe while meanwhile the Preacher of Darkness chotheslines Booker T down to the mat. Preacher goes up to the top rope to attempt to hit a flying headbutt,but Booker moves and Preach hits meets the canvas head first. Booker shakes the effects of the clothesline up and pulls Preacher up. Booker gives Preach the ax-kick and goes in to the ropes, as he nails the scissor kick! Booker goes in for the pin. 1...2..WHAT'S THIS?! The young rookie has actually KICKED OUT of Booker T's trademark move! Meanwhile The Rock is being totally dominated by the Point of Authority; Belgarath. Belgarath whips Rock in to the ropes and goes for some kind of Spine Buster, but The Rock reverses it in to a spine buster of his own! Rock jumps over to the head of Belgarath and sets him up... For the People's Elbow! Rock is about to execute when suddenly Preacher of Darkness shoots Booker T inadvertantly in to The Rock. Rock lets Belgarath go aside and looks at Booker with a firey look in his eyes. Booker seems a little dazed, and as soon as he turns around The Rock delivers the Rock Bottom, followed by going for the most electrifying move in sports and entertainment, the People's Elbow!
The Rock scores on Booker and goes in for the pinfall! 1...2...3! Booker T's eliminated by The Rock! Meanwhile Belgarath and Preacher of Darkness are continuesly going at it. Belgarath goes for a powerbomb on to Preacher, but Preacher reverses it. Preacher of Darkness calls for it, and when Belgarath gets up Preach nails a Casket Driver! Preach goes for the cover...1...2...3! Belgarath is eliminated! It's now down to The Rock and Preacher... Preacher and Rock stare each other down for a good while before The Rock comes out swinging with lefts and rights to Preacher. The Rock throws Preach in to the ropes and attempts a Brahma Bull clothesline, but it doesn't even phase Preacher of Darkness! Rock looks at Preacher in shock, as Preacher grabs Rock by the throat and slams him down with a chokeslam followed by the pinfall! 1...2...3!
Lillian Garcia: Your winner and NEW ZWF Hardcore Champion, the Preacher of Darkness!
The Preacher of Darkness grabs his title and holds it high in the air, extremly proud of his first championship! ZWF then goes to a promo for next month's PPV, Snowed In.
JR: No comment. That was the best match in a hell of a long time! Next match, just get on in to it!
*~The tag match is already underway, Scott Hall starts off in the ring against Ronnie Styles, Ronnie has already started to diliver punches to Halls craineum. Hall then regains his momentum and just plows over Styles with a huge clothesline. Hall then tags in Steve Corino, Steve gets in as the two set Styles up for a duoble powerbomb, as Styles goes up Erik jumps from the top rope knocking down Hall who thenreleases Ronnie. Ronnie gets up and dilivers a mean neckbreaker to Steve. Steve rolls around on the mat, as Ronnie picks him up and throws him into a turnbuckle. Climbing the turnbuckle, Ronnie raises his hand to the crowd, but just before he can start pounding away at Steve's skull, Steve grabs Ronnie's waist, and slams him down in a powerbomb. Steve makes teh cover, 1...2.... Erik kicks Steve in the face, as Hall comes burrling across the ring at Erik in full speed. Erik ducks and hurdles Hall over the ropes to the outside. As Ronnie throws Steve into the ropes, Ronnie and Erik as Steve comes back, Diliver a double backbreaker to steve which leaves him riving in agony on the mat. Hall is getting up on the outside, as Erik gets on the apron Hall grabs him down of it, and then takes him out by dilivering the Razors Edge onto the flight of steel stairs. Erik, is completely and utterly out of commision in this match. Hall then begins to prowl around the ring. As Ronnie and Steve are bouting it out inside the ring. Steve goes for a close line, but then is reversed by Ronnie into a Armbar takedown. Hall seeing Steve in pain, gets into the ring, and kicks Ronnie in the jaw, causing him to release Steve. Hall picks Ronnie up, and then nails what looks like a small version of Sweet Chin Music on Ronnie. As Hall rolls out of the ring, Ronnie stumbles back right into Steve who dilivers a huge snap PowerBomb, that sends a crashing noise all over the arena. Steve then goes for the cover...1...2...3. the bell then rings~*
Lilian Garcia~*: The Winner of this match, Scott Hall and Steve Corino
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for BOTH the ZWF European Championship and the ZWF Lightheavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the ZWF Lightheavyweight Champion, Jeff Hardy!
Jeff Hardy runs to the ring with the Lightheavyweight Championship securely around his waist.
Lilian Garcia: Introducing next the ZWF European Champion, Moonwolfe!
*Ding Ding Ding*The match starts out slow with each talking trash.Jeff hits Moon with a punch to the right side of his face.Jeff keeps punching moon and backs moon up into the corner.He continues to punch and stomp then irsh wips him into the opposite turnbuckle.Jeff rushes at him but moon buts his boot up and Jeff runs into it.Moon climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off with a missle dropkick knocking Jeff down.Moon quickly climbs up the turnbuckle and goes for his finisher but Jeff moves out of the way.Jeff climbs up to the top of the turnbuckle and hits the swanton bomb 1..2..3.. Lillian:Your winner and new european champion and still lightheavyweight champion Jeff Hardy.
JR: My god Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy! Jeff Hardy! He's the European and Lightheavyweight Champion! He did it!
King: Man forget him! It's time for... The main event... The EXTREME CHAMBER. No more talking JR. Let's let these men do the talking.
The cage lowers down, as the extreme chamber is born....
Howard Finkel: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall... And is the Extreme Chamber! Introducing first, from Greenwich, CT, the ZWF Heavyweight Champion, Triple H!
Triple H gets in the ring, and awaits Jerry Lynn, but Jerry comes from behind the crowd and attacks Triple H! The cage is lowered and the match begins. Jerry immediatly goes to the cage walls and grabs a singapore cane as the match begins...
Finally, after 45 minutes plus of hell, Triple H and Jerry Lynn are found fighting on the glass part of the roof of the cage. Jerry Lynn is in control of the match, but what the hell? Kurt Angle has come thru the crowd!Kurt climbs to the top of the cage and assaults Jerry. Jerry is dazed and Kurt Angle nails an Angle Slam thru the glass part of the roof! Triple H then falls over the roof on top of Jerry! 1...2...3!!! Triple H retains! What does this mean? What will happen on Mayhem? Tune in, find out!