|\-/|#TIME TO PLAY THE GAH’ME# hits the PA and Triple H appears at the entrance ramp, kicking off the main event to Smackdown! Hunter makes his way to the ring, and gets on the ring apron. He takes a sip out of his Dasani water bottle before setting foot on the ring apron, and misting the water from his teeth. Trips steps through the ropes, as #MEDAL# hits and Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring as well. Angle rolls in to the ring and holds his arms up in triumph, only to be blindsided by The Game, and the match begins! Trips takes Angle by the bald head and begins beating away on it with several hard right hands. Angle holds his head in pain as Trips releases the grip and turns around, straightening his tights out only to get a severe low blow from Kurt Angle! Trips crashes to the mat and Angle gets to his feet. He pulls Trips up and irish whips him to the ropes, Trips reverses. Angle goes in to the ropes, Trips follows, CLOTHESLINE OUT OF THE RING! Angle and Triple H both fall out crashing to the mat. Triple H looks under the ring. Oh my gawd he's lookin' for that god damn sledgehammer. Helmsley feels something and a sick smile comes over his face. He starts to pull it out.. BAAAAM! Angle nails Trips from behind and sends him crashing down to the mat. Angle lets out an olympic sized scream of victory and grabs him by the back of the head. Angle carries Trips to the right a little, picks up speed, OHHHHH MY GAAAAWD! Face first, or rather NOSE FIRST right in to the steel turnbuckle post busting the game's nose wide, WIDE open! Angle continues to walk over to the time keepers area where he looks under the ring and pulls out.. a chair! Angle slams the chair against the floor as if to say 'BATTER UP!' to the Game's head. He walks back over to Helmsley. Helmsley struggles to his feet, turns around, Angle swings... THE GAME DUCKS! Triple H ducks, Angle turns around and gets another clothesline sending him crashing down! Trips crawls under the ring again and feels once again. He slowly pulls it out, yeah, that's it, no not his enormous nose that lives inside of his pants, THE SLEDGEHAMMER! Triple H examines it like the un-used object that it indeed is, and then looks over to Kurt Angle who is still on his knees trying to recuperate. Triple H sets the sledgehammer like a baseball bat. Christ he's gonna take Angle's head off! Angle gets up with the chair still in hand. Triple H runs towards Angle, Trips swings, OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!!!! KURT ANGLE TURNS AROUND WITH THE CHAIR AND NAILS TRIPLE H IN THE FACE WITH IT JUST AS THE SLEDGEHAMMER NAILS ANGLE IN THE FACE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! AND BOTH MEN ARE SURE TO FUCKING GOD OUT! ......*Commercial Break*...... Smackdown comes back from the commercial break. Both men are still struggling to their feet. Trips fights his way back in to the ring, as does Kurt Angle. Triple H crawls in , a bloody mess. Angle is hung on the steel ring steps trying to get back to his feet, but it's, obviously not working very well. Triple H crawls to a turnbuckle and supports himself on that. If it wasn't for that turnbuckle, he'd be out again. Angle crawls in to the ring, and Trips sees this and takes the advantage. He dives on Angle, but with no energy left in him is taken advantage of. In a sudden burst of life, Angle fires back with a right hand, sending Trips crashing to the mat. Angle takes the straps down, showing he's getting serious and signals it's time for the olympic Slam. The bloodied up Angle awaits Trips to finally get back to his feet, and when he does, Angle hooks him from the back, sets it up, ANGLE SLAM, OLYMPIC SLAM, WHAT EVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED HE JUST NAILED THE GAME WITH IT! Angle goes in for the first cover of the match. 1.......... 2............. NO! THE GAME KICKS OUT AT 2! Angle slams the mat in fursteration and.. OH CHRIST HE'S CRYING! Angle gets up and starts jumping up and down on the mat, awaiting the game to get up. When he does, Angle sets it up once again, attempting it, He lifts him up, NO! Trips lands on his feet! He spins Angle around, kicks him in the guts, hooks the arms, sets it up, PEDIGREE!!! THE GAME EXPLODES WITH A MIGHTY PEDIGREE TO KURT ANGLE! Triple H makes the cover! 1...... 2...... ANGLE KICKS OUT! Triple H grabs his hair and starts pulling at it, even begins foaming at the mouth with drool from anger, fatigue and frusteration all in one. He slowly regains his composure, and the ref tries to tell him to back off, but Triple H pushes the ref down! Trips pulls Angle up, hooks it up yet once again, PEDIGREE!!!! A 2ND PEDIGREE!!! But Triple H doesn't even go for the cover! He pulls him up ONCE AGAIN! HOOKS IT, PEDIGREE, PEDIGREE, BY GAWD PEDIGREE!!!! Angle is out like a limp god damn noodle! BUT NO! It STILL isn't enough for the game! Triple H pulls him up ONCE AGAIN, HOOKS IT, A FUCKING FOURTH PEDIGREE!!!! Angle is down, out, hell he's probably DEAD! TRIPLE H COVERS! 1..........2...........3!!!!!!!!!! IT IS PROFOUNDLY OOOOVER! #ALL ABOUT THE GAME# hits and Triple H raises his hand in victory! Smackdown slowly, slowly closes out with Triple H looking down at Kurt Angle with that sick, SICK look that we're all so used to seeing. Triple H has destroyed an olympic champion, but the question is, will Scott Steiner be next!? Smackdown fades out with the © WWE SMACKDOWN! Entertainment - 2003 trademark showing in the bottom left handscreen corner. GOOD NIGHT!
#TIME TO PLAY THE GAH’ME# hits the PA and Triple H appears at the entrance ramp, kicking off the main event to Smackdown! Hunter makes his way to the ring, and gets on the ring apron. He takes a sip out of his Dasani water bottle before setting foot on the ring apron, and misting the water from his teeth. Trips steps through the ropes, as #MEDAL# hits and Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring as well. Angle rolls in to the ring and holds his arms up in triumph, only to be blindsided by The Game, and the match begins! Trips takes Angle by the bald head and begins beating away on it with several hard right hands. Angle holds his head in pain as Trips releases the grip and turns around, straightening his tights out only to get a severe low blow from Kurt Angle! Trips crashes to the mat and Angle gets to his feet. He pulls Trips up and irish whips him to the ropes, Trips reverses. Angle goes in to the ropes, Trips follows, CLOTHESLINE OUT OF THE RING! Angle and Triple H both fall out crashing to the mat. Triple H looks under the ring. Oh my gawd he's lookin' for that god damn sledgehammer. Helmsley feels something and a sick smile comes over his face. He starts to pull it out.. BAAAAM! Angle nails Trips from behind and sends him crashing down to the mat. Angle lets out an olympic sized scream of victory and grabs him by the back of the head. Angle carries Trips to the right a little, picks up speed, OHHHHH MY GAAAAWD! Face first, or rather NOSE FIRST right in to the steel turnbuckle post busting the game's nose wide, WIDE open! Angle continues to walk over to the time keepers area where he looks under the ring and pulls out.. a chair! 
Angle slams the chair against the floor as if to say 'BATTER UP!' to the Game's head. He walks back over to Helmsley. Helmsley struggles to his feet, turns around, Angle swings... THE GAME DUCKS! Triple H ducks, Angle turns around and gets another clothesline sending him crashing down! Trips crawls under the ring again and feels once again. He slowly pulls it out, yeah, that's it, no not his enormous nose that lives inside of his pants, THE SLEDGEHAMMER!
Angle goes in for the first cover of the match. 1.......... 2............. NO! THE GAME KICKS OUT AT 2! Angle slams the mat in fursteration and.. OH CHRIST HE'S CRYING! Angle gets up and starts jumping up and down on the mat, awaiting the game to get up. When he does, Angle sets it up once again, attempting it, He lifts him up, NO! Trips lands on his feet! He spins Angle around, kicks him in the guts, hooks the arms, sets it up, PEDIGREE!!! THE GAME EXPLODES WITH A MIGHTY PEDIGREE TO KURT ANGLE! Triple H makes the cover!
1...... 2...... ANGLE KICKS OUT! Triple H grabs his hair and starts pulling at it, even begins foaming at the mouth with drool from anger, fatigue and frusteration all in one. He slowly regains his composure, and the ref tries to tell him to back off, but Triple H pushes the ref down! Trips pulls Angle up, hooks it up yet once again, PEDIGREE!!!! A 2ND PEDIGREE!!! But Triple H doesn't even go for the cover! He pulls him up ONCE AGAIN! HOOKS IT, PEDIGREE, PEDIGREE, BY GAWD PEDIGREE!!!! Angle is out like a limp god damn noodle! BUT NO! It STILL isn't enough for the game! Triple H pulls him up ONCE AGAIN, HOOKS IT, A FUCKING FOURTH PEDIGREE!!!! Angle is down, out, hell he's probably DEAD! TRIPLE H COVERS! 1..........2...........3!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS PROFOUNDLY OOOOVER! #ALL ABOUT THE GAME# hits and Triple H raises his hand in victory! Smackdown slowly, slowly closes out with Triple H looking down at Kurt Angle with that sick, SICK look that we're all so used to seeing. Triple H has destroyed an olympic champion, but the question is, will Scott Steiner be next!? Smackdown fades out with the © WWE SMACKDOWN! Entertainment - 2003 trademark showing in the bottom left handscreen corner. GOOD NIGHT!