In the beginning there was nothing... but then there was nachos... and cheese.
From there, there was spawn an entire generation... of nachos... and cheese. They spread and multipied until they took over the entire planet. They could not be stopped.
But with every high-in-colesterol-and-fat villian, there must be a superhero. It was prophecized that one day a hero would emerge. This... hero... could change the world as he saw fit. Bend things with his mind. And he would be the end to the nachos... and cheese.
There are some of us, who have spend our entire lives searching for him... I believe that our search is over... |