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i bought weird seashell creatures with googly eyes almost wore a bikini outdoors & i saw a fat man in a lynard skinard t-shirt fall on the boardwalk as a surprise my dad took me to the madonna inn the whole place is a fabulous cave with lots of bright pink furniture ! and christmas lights were everyware the phonebooth is a con tiki rock bubble theyres a lawn gnome on a motorized swing above the door and if you go downstairs there is a series of tunnels and dungeons were you can hold wedding receptions or bar mitzvas someday ill eat pancakes theyre and in the cafe the sugar shakers have pink crystal sugar squares inside! what a dream cometrue have i died and gone to heaven? if so god knows i really love weird rhodeside attractions espesially ones that are painted hot pink and have rock fountains that light up at night |