Day 24- This is serious news folks– Dave and his girlfriend have just broken up. I don’t know what happened… they were perfect for each other: none too attractive, love japanimation. What more do you really need? I guess something more, cause this match made in heaven went down in flames. The only thing he would tell me is that they had “different views of what was really important. Some things that I take very seriously, she took lightly.” That means the Dave Man wanted some poon and she didn’t want to give it, I guess. Oh well. Now I can return to my room in safety whenever I want to.