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Mustache Mania

Eigth edition December 21 1998

Welcome to yet another edition of Mustache Mania. I'd like to start off this issue by wishing everyone a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as well. In this issue we have a few new columns but are also missing a few due to the holidays. But I assure you that in the new year Mustache Mania will have all the original columns as well as new and improved ones!

The Interrogatorby various contributing editors

Naomi's Disappearence

HERNANDO, FLORIDA-"The Interrogator" just recently found out through an insiders tip the reasonfor "Naomi" aka "Phoenix the Goddess of Fire's" recent disappearence. Apparentlythe regular chatter has been institutionalized in a central Florida mentalhealth facility, where she is undergoing rehabilitation and therapy for recenttrauma.Apparently Miss Goddess of Fire was traumatized when she accidently talked abouther boobs into a microphone hooked up to a loudspeaker. This led to her actuallyhearing herself, and through her own natural habits she couldn't stop talkingabout her boobs and then proceded to annoy herself to a near death occurence.She was picked up by local medics and taken to a local hospital where theyaccessed her condition as critical. Days later when her health improved she wasadmitted into an unspecified mental health facility where she is undergoing deeptherapy and breast reductions. No more information was available on her progressor return to Negz.com at press time.

Or-G Found Drunk and Dehydrated

OTTAWA, CANADA-Recently, Or-G, a chatter at Negz.com was found in an unconcious state in hishome. The gentleman was discovered in the early morning hours with a bottle ofHeineken in one hand, and a copy of "Hustler" in the other. Apparently Or-Gfound it necessary to drink himself into an oblivious state when he learned the consequences of his oblivious state the night before. "The Interrogator" foundout that Or-g went through with trying to acheive the ultimate body jewelry inpiercing his "nads". He later panicked when he became sober and learned that hewouldb't be able to "shag" for a year. At last report Or-G's sobriety hadreturned, but our insiders don't expect that to last.

Drink receipe by captain Rat

mancutter:

TQ Hot, Everclear, and Vodka.. 1/2 oz. each

ADVENTURES OF MUSTACHE MAN:

Hello all you Mustache fans, are you ready for the strangest adventure ever? well I hope so cause this is the weirdest one yet. Last week I was walking down the street just patroling looking for the evil do'ers. I was walking do a street that had all the streetlights out. It was dark and i could see a siloette of something coming slowly down the middle of the street at me. As I got a little bit closer I could hear someone singing the Christmas carol "Joy to the world". I walk on and as the shadow got closer i could see that it was some clearly drunken guy singing Christmas Carols draging a fully decorates Christmas tree down the middle of the street! THis guy invited me back to his place for a beer but i declined saying that i had a pryer ingagement to attened. So then I turned and walked up the driveway and rang the door bell and there wearing only a Santa hat Jennifer Love Hewitt opened the door and invited me in and well you'll have to buy the movie to find out the rest of the story.

Message of the Day

Submitted by Max, the Negz.com Private Investigator

For those of you who use the frames version or the space version of the webchat,
you may have noticed that about a week ago, a mysterious phenomenon started to
occur. The ever mysterious "Message of the Day" began to appear in the left side
ad frame. Now very little is actually known about this other than it changes daily
and that it very rarely makes any sense at all. Nobody knows who exactly is
responsible, all we know is that it's not negz himself, and whoever the person is
they seem to have a habit of randomly posting erotic messages to the chatter known
as Tuxedo Mask. Sheik Yerbouti denies any responsibility of the issue, but an
extremely reliable and respected French source known as Yob aka Froggy Boy has on
numerous occasions called Mr. Yerbouti a quote "liar". Now a major investigation
is being conducted to find out the exact origin of these strange messages, and
perhaps what their meanings are.
So far we're picking up slight patterns. MC Mongrel is being called for questioning
in this case, because whoever this person is has accused Mr. Mongrel of stealing
his "shoes". So if we can find out who's shoes Mongrel stole we may have our
suspect.
We also presume that whoever this person is they're very enthusiastic about the
holidays. They've celebrated through the message of the day Christmas, a birthday,
ramadan, and Lea shaving her cat (which should be a national holiday altogether).
Anyhow, as evidence builds, you, the chatters of Negz.com will be informed and
made aware of whatever new evidence is turned up. Stay alert, and don't be afraid
to keep your eyes open.

sincerely,
Max,
Your negz.com private investigator.


Here is a recap of all the Messages of the Day from 12/17/98-12/24/98
Merry Christmas!

12/17 MC Mongrel stole my shoes
12/18 Yob Is Santa Claus
12/19 "I Shave my cat"-Lea
12/20 Happy Birthday Thergothon!!!!
12/21 Bah Scumbug!
12/22 hangovers suck
12/23 Happy Ramadan
12/24 Slotted spoons don't hold much soup

Message From Negz:

Webchat T-Shirts !


T-Shirts I am working on getting T-Shirts for the Webchat Chaters and have an registeration fom as well a servey form to fill out i will have the frist 20 shirts printed after the frist of the year unless i have a great demand for these could be printed sooner and many more. i am still working on a shirt format i have an idea like the main page for the front and the back with the Registered Regz on the back side, sorta worried about overloaded charactors in handles but see how it go's. once i get a Shirt format down i will have it posted ! right now there is only 2 colors the shirts will come in black and white sizes will very depending on the servey, so for the frist 20 will be sold for $12.00 each still trying to get that to $7.00 or even $5.00 after that they will be $15.00 each. and remeber this is just a servey i have nothing printed yet. also was wrote on Internt Explorer 4.01 not Tested on Netscape, Thanks and Please fill out full form No Html and hope to see this go though ! Register Form

Name That SOng:

Currently Jessica is in the lead with one whole point!! she correctly answered last weeks name that song correctly. the correct answer was "Differn't Stroke" theme song. This weeks song will be from my favorite band.

"there goes my old girlgriend, there's another diamond ring, and all those midnight promises i guess they don't mean a thing. Girl i used to feel your fire now it's cold inside..."

Good luck all send your answers to Mustachemania@hotmail.com

I would like to end this edition of mustache Mania with my applogies for taking so long to get this edition out. With Christmas and have my internet sever being long distance from me at the moment makes it hard for me to get on the net when i want to. I will be back at school soon and will beable to regulate the newsletter once again. Thank you for your patience and Merry christmas!!

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