MUSTACHE MANA 1st Edition vol.1 November 29 1997

Welcome to Mustache mania, In this issue of MUSTACHE MANIA we will talk about the new evil threat in the origional hip chat room at rockweb. We will also have classifieds, horriscopes and predictions.

There is a new threat in the Original Hip. His name Is 8-) "The MaskedAvenger. He is originally from the planet Zorkcrhon. His mission is to destroy all Michael Bolton Fans and ultimatly Michael him self. Now i know your all asking the same question, "Who cares?" Well the Masked Avenger has found out the our good buddy Glenn is a huge fan of his. To protect Glenn we must all Tell him to leave by typing "quaka" If he sees that enough he will die it is his one and only weekness. So please for Glenn's sake.

I must mention Spike in this issue, We all must help him by taking away his Barbie dolls. He has become obsessed with grinding their breast's off on the concreate. We all must make a point to spike that it is wrong to make Barbie flat. HORRISCOPES:

January 1st - Augest 31:

You will not win the lottery

You will not meet Michael Jackson

You will not find ten million dollars on the street.

You will get laid....if your lucky!

September 1 - December 31:

You will get a neat toy for Christmas

You will see Bob Dylan in your lucky charms

You will not fail your math test

Other:

You will be lost in space for 30 years and then come back as a fly

PREDICTIONS~~

The MINI POPS will make a come back in the new year.

Opera Winfrey and Ellen will have an affair.

For all you Canadians...Labatts will come out with a new beer.

Ronald MacDonald will come out of the closet with 4 little boys.

Classifieds:

Well nobody has not sent any in yet so maybe next time i'll have some!!

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