MUSTACHE MANA 1st Edition
vol.1 November 29 1997
Welcome to Mustache mania,
In this issue of MUSTACHE MANIA we will talk about the new evil
threat in the origional hip chat room at rockweb. We will also
have classifieds, horriscopes and predictions.
There is a new threat in the
Original Hip. His name Is 8-) "The MaskedAvenger. He is
originally from the planet Zorkcrhon. His mission is to destroy
all Michael Bolton Fans and ultimatly Michael him self. Now i
know your all asking the same question, "Who cares?"
Well the Masked Avenger has found out the our good buddy Glenn is
a huge fan of his. To protect Glenn we must all Tell him to leave
by typing "quaka" If he sees that enough he will die it
is his one and only weekness. So please for Glenn's sake.
I must mention Spike in this
issue, We all must help him by taking away his Barbie dolls. He
has become obsessed with grinding their breast's off on the
concreate. We all must make a point to spike that it is wrong to
make Barbie flat. HORRISCOPES:
January 1st - Augest 31:
You will not win the lottery
You will not meet Michael
Jackson
You will not find ten
million dollars on the street.
You will get laid....if your
lucky!
September 1 - December 31:
You will get a neat toy for
Christmas
You will see Bob Dylan in
your lucky charms
You will not fail your math
test
Other:
You will be lost in space
for 30 years and then come back as a fly
PREDICTIONS~~
The MINI POPS will make a
come back in the new year.
Opera Winfrey and Ellen will
have an affair.
For all you
Canadians...Labatts will come out with a new beer.
Ronald MacDonald will come
out of the closet with 4 little boys.
Classifieds:
Well nobody has not sent any
in yet so maybe next time i'll have some!!
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