Chances are that sometime during your use of the internet, you've come across websites that suck. Or a link you're very sure will turn out to be something good, but there's suddenly a bad layout, poor color design...and suddenly, bad content pops onto the screen. Your whole monitor gets flooded with more and more bad content until you have no choice but to close out of the internet to spare your eyes from such rape.

That's the problem with the internet...there's too many shitty websites. People have told me my website sucks, and I couldn't agree with them anymore. However, I'm come in contact with some of the worst websites that are quite possibly the worst websites in the world. They are as follow:

  • Ebaumsworld
    I can't stress enough how god awful this website is. People will argue that their content is funny, which it sometimes is, but there's one problem...it's not his own content. People fail to realize this whenever viewing his page. The asshole who runs it (which I will call general itchyballs) doesn't even admit to this. He even goes the extra mile of implying he created all of it. When infact his site just has a whole bunch of stolen videos, games, pictures and stupid prank phone calls from other sites. People email him random crap that he adds to his site.

    General Itchyballs found a way to not do any work finding original content (you know, that thing that people actually read websites for), and instead makes millions off other people's hardwork. That's right. General Itchyballs makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS doing nothing that requires work on his part. He has to update a site and add the new material too it? Poor baby. If I got paid millions to just update once a week with other people's materials, I'd freaking build my own Batcave, not including the failed career of Micheal Keeton. What a wuss.

  • Deviantart
    Next up is a website I'm sure not many of you are familiar with. It's called deviantart (obviously), and it's basically an art community (or lackthereof, because no one has artistic talent, and there's no community) where a whole bunch of assholes, art major dropouts, goths and hitler impressionist painters post their works of art that look anywhere from a pile of shit to picasso. (and if it looks as good as picasso, picasso himself probably painted it)

    The thing is, these people constantly get good reviews from the community. I don't understand. It just doesn't make sense.

    Then all the time you get people who write stupid poems, that always include the words "darkness", "death", or "despair." It becomes really unoriginal when an entire community of emo kids write the same poems. Now, I don't call myself a good poem writer, but this poem is better then all of theirs:

    the tool of despair and emotion
    There's nothing to say about this
    Grilled cheese rules
    I found grilled cheese in my pocket
    It was 3 days old
    I gave it to some dog
    He ate it and died from food poisioning
    I feel bad...
    Despair fills me.

    This website blows.

  • Andkon
    Now, I'm a bit mixed on my feelings for this website. The creator has many games, and also found a way to keep his website from being blocked on school filters. It's not that it can't be blocked at all, but it looks like a school site. So I'm capable of playing his assortment of hundreds of flash games at school. This rules...but...

    He's a sell out.

    His arcade was ad-free, until he became a bitch and added ads. He was even quoted saying "I'm selling out because I want to make money so I can drop out from college because it sucks". Well I'll be damed. Mr. Andkon doesn't want to go to college so he uses his site to generate money so his lazy ass can update it all day.

    Not only that, but he too goes the extra mile and makes these really shitty online comics. They're not funny, it includes the same people, and it doesn't even look like he tried to put humor in it.

    Last but not least...

  • Whitehouse.gov
    Not to be confused with the porn site, whitehouse.gov is one of the worst websites I've been to. It lacks humor, but yet those jokes and picture of that one George Bush guy is pretty funny. Other then that, it blows.

    So these are the worst websites on the internet. I would have included more, but I thought enough ball busting to all these sites was enough. My website isn't the best, but I'm damn happy with it, and to me, that's all that matters.