Claiming it was opposite day was not such an outrageous claim to make. Many countries celebrate opposite day as a national holiday. America does this. One key sign is when you hear the words "good" and "president" used in the same sentence.

So I got home, and began to read my wonderous book. I began to find mysterious Jesus stories. Like the one where he broke the bread in a stupid way, and everyone thought he was bullshitting Jerusalem about being the Mesiah. They promptly left and he no longer had friends. Jesus was also at a disco party, and he cleaned house. Oh well, I guess God is good at running the universe to make up for his poor dancing.

Then it hit me, "This book was labeled under 'fiction', but this can't be fiction, because it's not possible someone can have the writing talent to write a good enough story to make fake facts seem like reality. It must be nonfiction." This was a suprising revelation to me. I suspected at first that there must have been a mistake, because Jesus and fiction shouldn't go together. It's the son of god, for crying out loud. You can't blame me for thinking it was opposite day. I watch a lot of Bill O' Riely, and he seems to have an Opposite Day special every episode. It's just what I'm used to, is all.

Awestruck, I began to try and connect the possibilites of the disco party, and the bread cutting together. The research was heavy, because when I typed in "Jesus", I got a lot of B.C. time period porn...nasty people. Eventually other readers of this amazing series began to believe me. I got the most enormous feedback in the world. Everyone knows when a person gets a lot of hype, they begin to think they don't suck. So what I decided to do is beat the DaVinci code at being the ultimate Jesus fiction. How did I do this? I created my own: