A specific dog came to my eye on the page.

Forget a German Shepard, this dog rules. Long hair shows aggresiveness. You can barely see its eyes. It's like a ninja. Most of its face is covered up, and you only see it when you're seconds away from death...weapons can't kill it either.

I'm starting to think this site isn't so bad...at least, for finding dogs. Game reviews are out of the picture, which sucks, because a site that gives game reviews and has dogs for adoption at the same time would be the best site ever. Read about some Xbox 360 games (they all suck so far, but hey, see what the critics say), then go on over to the adoption center and find some dog to play Halo 3 with me because I have no friends.

When buying a dog, the stats are what's important. Let me show you with some pictures and stuff from the site:

Jim
Breed: Beagle mix
Sex: Male
Age: 20 years. Immortal
Color: Tricolor
Size: Approx. 25 lbs.
Good With Kids: Not at all, but yet, who is
Favorite movies: None. Movies are for pansies.

I think the name Jim is stupid, so I'll just call it Moit. Beagles are badass. They're the all around best dog you can get. Don't waste your money on any other dog. Beagles were trained to hunt prey, so basically you have a guard. Nevermind the fact it's like 25 pounds. A must get. Moit looks even more badass then the rest.

Bo
Breed: Lab mix
Sex: Male
Age: The dumbass probably is 2 days old
Color: Chocolate
Size: Approx. 55 lbs.
Good With Kids: Yes, because he's gay like that Bo is also a stupid. Man, when these people name their dogs do they just slam their face on a keyboard and name them whatever they come up with?

This dog sucks. I don't know, some people may think he's awesome, but in actuality, you're just worth getting a beagle.

I think it's pretty obvious that the type of dog matters. The name is a big factor too. You don't want to spend $500 on a Golden Retriever and name it "spot". Man, what a waste of money that would be...