France is stupid. Seriously. Get one in a room, and they'll be likely to smell like beef jerky, and then after 10 minutes you'll hear the faint sound of sucking ass. Why? Simple. France sucked its ass through history. Just look at their history:

The Korean War (1950-1953)--France contributed military forces to the UN Army fighting the Communist North Koreans and Chinese.
So pretty much France sent in two tanks (half their army) and that was that. The Algerian War of Independence (1954-1962)--A French colony since the 1830s, Algeria gained independence in 1962 after a long and violent war against France.
Basically nothing has changed. France is still a stupid colony. Speaking of France, I hate Canada. Even though Quebec is pretty nice it seems like. Even though the whole country is mainly forests with about 50,000 stranded people, just like in the movie Hachet. Every plane crash lands in Canada, period. It's like a magnet. You'll start crashing in America, and up end In Canada.

The only benefitial factor is that they have half of Lake Ontario in their country...AND, they can drink at 18.

Have you noticed though that France got their ass saved about 1 million times? WWII for example. Germany took them over, then America came in and captured it, stormed Normandy, took over Germany, bombed Japan, ect. It's stupid. Why can't France save themselves? I mean they have the eiffel tower...oh wait, that's just an old radio tower. You see, France is so clever they put a resturant in an old radio tower. Bon apetite to that.


Pictured above: France's entire army

I don't get it. Why does France keep surviving? I mean they couldn't win a war on poor hygiene. Their army is small, and they don't really contribute to anything. I say we should have let Germany have France. It would have gotten the job done for us, plus benefited the rest of the world. Speaking of conquered countries by angry starving artists (hitler), we should take over Canada as well. They don't really have anything good about them, and their flag is stupid. What's it supposed to mean?


I say the United States takes over the world, and makes each country something different. Like make mexico mcdonalds country, and then china walmart country. It'd be so much better.