THIS IS WHY YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU
WELL FIRST IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHY YOU SUCK AND SHOULD BE EATEN BY A FLOCK OF WILD AND EXTREMELY UGLY SMALL MOUTH BASS YOU WILL HAVE TO GUESS. YES YOU MUST FIRST GUESS WHY YOU SUCK!
JUST THINK WHAT COULD I HAVE DO TO WARRANT THIS TITLE. COULD IT BE THAT YOU SCREW CHICKENS EVERY DAY? OR IS IT THAT YOU LIKE BRITNY THE EVIL AND GENERALLY BAD AND STUPID AND OBNOXIOUS AND NO TALENT AND LYING AND UGLY AND LYRICALLY CHALLENGED OH WAIT, WHY BE PC NOW LETS JUST CALL HER STUPID AND WELL STUPID! OR IS IT YOU LIKE ALL POP MUSIC ALTOGETHER THAT MAY WARRANT THIS TITLE I MEAN THE ACT OF LISTENING TO POP FLUFF CRAP SHIT EATING ULGYHEADS SHOULD BE AN OFFENCE THAT WOULD PUT A PERSON ON EVERYONE'S SHIT LIST! BUT SADLY THAT NOT THE REASON IM CURRENTLY TELLING YOU THAT YOU SUCK
THE REASON IS WELL THERE IS NO EASY WAY OF PUTTING THIS EXCEPT BY SAYING
YOU SUCK