Jojo Bujuji:  Why is blue there?         Because something was needed to go with green & yellow.
Jojo Bujuji:  Why is green there?     Because Mother Nature put it there.
Jojo Bujuji:  Why did she do that?      Because she wanted to, and she can be a real bitch sometimes, so no one was going to argue with her about it.
Jojo Bujuji:  And why is the yellow there?     Because the sun is yellow.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- o.o;
Jojo Bujuji:  Why is the sun yellow?         Because it's really hot.
Jojo Bujuji:  Why is it really hot?          Because if it wasn't then we would all die a slow painful death of starvation and freezing to death.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä:  No.. On the contrary, yes that is true. but we would freeze to death..
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä:  grrrr
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- John, shh! He's explaining how the end of the world is related to the color of blue.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Or the other way around?
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  ... ... ...
Jojo Bujuji:  But what if another star came and replaced it?     It couldn't possibly slow down fast enough and would smash into Earth and make us all perish in a horrible nuclear inferno, which is bad.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc-..Uhg, baby. 
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- O.o
Jojo Bujuji:  This was an actual conversation between a friend and myself, by the way.
Jojo Bujuji:  On the bus home from school.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Did you hear about those 19 rogue planets?! Ooo. (Or was it 9..?)
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  .. Evey, you're mean!.. .. Meanie .. meanie!!  ..
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Well..it is linked all together in a sensibale way.
Jojo Bujuji:  Couldn't we build some sort of giant shield to stop that?               No.
Jojo Bujuji:  Why not?         Because we're too stupid.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- lol
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  .. Yay.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- But, it's true.
Jojo Bujuji:  Why?     Because the aliens are the only ones smart enough to.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Aliens!! Ah!! 
Noelle: ooc. (UN-COOL!):  Hmmm.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- 
Noelle: ooc. (UN-COOL!):  I think I've frozen.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  Are there such things as aliens?                Of course.
Jojo Bujuji:  Why are the aliens so smart?      Because they have been around longer.
Jojo Bujuji:  How did they get here first?         They evolved first.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  What were they made of?
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  What if aliens are just us in the future due to some chemical imbalance timetraveling back into the past.
Jojo Bujuji:  How?          Because they went from the slimy goo to microbes to bugs to fish to lizards and mammals and birds.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  How did the SLIMY goo get here? =)
Jojo Bujuji:  So?       That's why the chicken came before the egg.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  And IF Aliens are SO smart, WHY do they abduct the STUPIDEST PEOPLE?!
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  So they can have a dumb ass king
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- But then that's not very intelligent of them.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- No! Noey left. 
Jojo Bujuji:  Umm, but how if there wasn't a chicken to lay it?            Because some lizard did it with another lizard and the female lizard, assuming they weren't gay, laid an egg, and some gamma rays or something mutated it's DNA into a chicken, which hatched.
Jojo Bujuji:  What about the mammals?       They came from another mutation thingy.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  But.. HOW WAS THE SLIMY GOO CREATED , if the chickens were created from the slimy goo and the lizards..etc....
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Yup. Yup. That's how it happened, though I think now were going reverse, with frat boys. But, they are the missing link. Once one evolves into man the scientists will beleive me!
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  man..or human, either.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  or Both
Jojo Bujuji:  What if you crossed a chicken with a mouse?          It would be a funny looking mouse.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- yes, both.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- lol
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  -ooc
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  Chris, Wrong the mouse would crap very funny.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  And its offspring will be ducks.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc-  Tank you veddy much. 
Jojo Bujuji:  What if you crossed the chicken with Trunks?         It would be a gay chicken with many fans who are also gay men.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Lol!
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  Evey, you watch to much Television
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- No I don't.
Jojo Bujuji:  What if the gay men, being gay, decided the "liked" the way the chicken resembled Trunks, and did certain things with it?       Then we would have a worldwide epidemic of chicken raping.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- 
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- LOL!
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- And the population of the human race would decrease and die out from diseases, as well as the chicken from STD's.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  That would mean , I would rape a chicken.
Jojo Bujuji:  But once all the chickens are raped, then what do they do?         They rape the mice, because they will be tired of neurotic chickens.
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  Nasty.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- 
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  ..
Kã£ø§ Çâ®þåthîä(ooc):  Not the mouse
Jojo Bujuji:  But won't the mice explode?         Yes, and then the food chain will collapse, and we will all die a horribly painful death of starvation, and that will be the end of the human race.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Yet again you've linked another thing with the end of the world.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- Or is it all the same?
Jojo Bujuji:  And then we came to her stop and she went home and I bothered the retarded kids.
º:;"Mæve Øddy§§iea";:º:  ooc- It's all one big death trap. 

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