Announcer-Type-Voice: Tonight's Topic: Halflings in D&D
Kabe: Uhh... Yeah. Anyway, it has occured to me that having a halfling girlfriend would have both a plus and a minus to it. First of all, on the positive side, if she's giving oral, then -
::Something is yelled off-camera, but it can't be heard::
Kabe: No, Mille. There is no "nasal". Anyway, they wouldn't have to be on their knees for it, so they wouldn't have to worry about rugburn. Conversely, a girl with a halfling boyfriend is going to have some problems, since he'll need to stand on a chair. But back to the topic at hand...
::From off-camera::
Carrot: ::snicker:: "At hand" ... hehehe ...
Chocolate: DARLING!! ::slap::
Carrot: Ow! What'd I do?!
Chocolate: you know the rule! No dirty thoughts unless I'm in them! ::cling::

Kabe: ::Over Carrot's screams of terror:: No, you're thinking of "in hand"... Anyway, halfling girls just don't have big boobs. I mean, relatively they might be, just look at the group picture in chapter two of the D&D 3E PHB, but really, a halfling with Raven's boobs would have trouble standing up...
::Off-camera::
Mille: I wanna try! ::grab::
Raven: Hey, not so hard...
PSG: ::Slaps Mille:: Daddy! We've talked about this!

Kabe: ...Umm ...Yeah ...Then there's Tifa. I mean, her boobs would probably outweigh three halfling girls...
::Cloud walks in from offstage with his sword out, grabs Kabe by the shirt collar, and drags him off to administer a severe beating.::

::Angel turns the camera around to face herself after a second. Gateau can be seen in the background posing for himself in front of a mirror. Vincent and Marron are sitting in a far corner staring blankly at the chaos. Across the room from those two are Duo, Deranged Trunks, and #16. Duo is bouncing one of those gum-machine rubber balls off of 16's head over and over. Every time it hits, 16 mumbles a monotone "ow." and Trunks twitches.::
Angel: ...And I guess that would be all.
::She pushes a button, and just as everything goes black, Trunks screams "IT'S GOING TO DESTROY US ALL!" and jumps up with his sword, slicing the ball and Duo's hair in half.::