MiraiJuushichii: If he hasn't fixed the Enhaced Senses problem in this one, I will.
MiraiJuushichii: Enhanced*
InuYokai: my friend is really dislexic. I can tell what you mean
InuYokai: don't worry about correcting spelling
MiraiJuushichii: NO!! I must always correct spelling! And it's dyslexic. Don't worry. CSRPG made me this way. You had to pick apart everything just to keep them form driving you insane. Didn't work, though.
InuYokai: lol
InuYokai: i can't spell
MiraiJuushichii: Neither can I. I'm just hallucinating that I can. STOP STEALING MY HALLUCINATIONS!!
InuYokai: *hides behind random person*
InuYokai: KAAAAAAAAAAAABE!! ...*blink* wait...why am I asking for HIS help....?
InuYokai: *shrugs and continues screaming*
MiraiJuushichii: That "Random Person" is just another stolen hallucination! Haven't you learned anything from Pedro?! You are hallucinating yourself! And me, too! Stop that! It's weird! This means you're having hallucinations about me! Kabe says: "...Uh, isn't that a good thing? It's like a compliment or something."
InuYokai: .....
InuYokai: ......
InuYokai: er....
InuYokai: ....
InuYokai: *tries to hide behind Kabe*
MiraiJuushichii: What, he's a hallucination, too. Everyone you meet is merely a product of your deranged imagination and does not exist. In essence, you live in a fantasy. Which means your fantasizing about me. And Mandy. And Yourself. Sicko.
InuYokai: .............
InuYokai: ............................
InuYokai: you now have scared the crap outta half the people in the room
InuYokai: and there are only two people
InuYokai: so in otherwords, YOU'RE SCARING ME!!!1
InuYokai: ...........
InuYokai: *hides behind the couch*
MiraiJuushichii: What, this is totally normal! It only means that at the moment, I'm fantasizing about you, my computer, and my bottle of mountain dew. But not my chair and pants. Chairs and pants are REAL!!
InuYokai: lol
InuYokai: i would HOPE that pants are real...and shirts
MiraiJuushichii: Nope, shirts aren't.But don't worry, this only means that that your fantasizing about me without pants, and Mandy, too. Whatever excuse for reality we are experiencing at the moment is forcing the pants onto your hallucinations of us.
InuYokai: ....
MiraiJuushichii: I'm rather flattered, actually.
InuYokai: ...........
InuYokai: *falls over, typical anime style*
InuYokai: MY REALITY IS HOW IT IS!
InuYokai: YOU ARE CLOTHED FULLY, AND THAT IS THAT!
InuYokai: and don't be all philosophical with me
MiraiJuushichii: (I think this is why Aaron said I should join the larp and play a Malkavian...) No, it is hor you HALLUCINATE that it is!!
InuYokai: i took that course and it scares me.
MiraiJuushichii: how*!
MiraiJuushichii: This is why today was FRIDAY!!
MiraiJuushichii: Well, 51 minutes ago it was.
InuYokai: .....
InuYokai: no, 52
InuYokai: .........philosophy: to be or not to be...
MiraiJuushichii: hmm... I don't think the Mountain Dew bottle I am hallucinating should be all wavy like that... Crap, there's athe paranoia again...
MiraiJuushichii: the*
InuYokai: ......
InuYokai: ....you mean there are people after you, too?
InuYokai: *hides behind Kabe* So what if he's a hallucination? I'm hiding behind him anyway, so nya
MiraiJuushichii: No, I blame people I talk to for my paranoia. It's primarily based on the fear that I'm wrong about everything and this will somehow ruin my life later on.
InuYokai: ....
InuYokai: ...........you aren't ALWAYS wrong.
InuYokai: and you're not wrong about EVERYTHING
InuYokai: don't worry
InuYokai: *pat pat*
MiraiJuushichii: I already know that everything I know is wrong. It's just that the fear is that THAT is wrong, and the crazies are right.
InuYokai: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG: BLACK IS WHITE, UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG!
MiraiJuushichii: Silly person, if the fear went away when it didn't make sense, then I'd be a wuss, not a paranoid.
InuYokai: lol
MiraiJuushichii: But I fear various absurd things, along with some that are more normal, but there anyway because I can never alter my current train of thought. It's beyond my control.
MiraiJuushichii: Yes, being crazy has it's bad points.
InuYokai: It sure does....*sigh*
InuYokai: OH WELL!!
InuYokai: *latches onto Kabe*
InuYokai: Don't do anything perverted.
MiraiJuushichii: Hmm, the TV is on. Good, TV kills all thoughts.
InuYokai: ....
MiraiJuushichii: Hmm, porn and violence. The usual Cinemax lineup...
InuYokai: .....
InuYokai: oh my...
InuYokai: *hides behind Kabe*
InuYokai: ....
InuYokai: THAT IS MESSED UUUUUUUP@
MiraiJuushichii: Number between 1 & 4.
InuYokai: ..........why?
MiraiJuushichii: Just because.
InuYokai: ...random reason/
InuYokai: *?
MiraiJuushichii: Sort of.
InuYokai: .....
InuYokai: ...3
MiraiJuushichii: Oh well. I'll watch Cinemax 1 anyway.
InuYokai: oi
InuYokai: what's on?
MiraiJuushichii: Porn. Weren't you listening? But it's boring without the sound, and I can't turn it up because my dad sleeps in the next room.
InuYokai: oi
InuYokai: lol
InuYokai: then change the channel
InuYokai: ....baka
MiraiJuushichii: ...During the hot tub scene?
InuYokai: ................
InuYokai: I DON'T KNOW!
InuYokai: I DON'T WATCH THAT KINDA CRAP!
InuYokai: ...
InuYokai: unless you count those hentai parts of anime, which i usually just ignore
MiraiJuushichii: Hmph... When the porn girls look like that, I wonder why Mandy worries so much about hers...
InuYokai: eh?
InuYokai: ....
InuYokai: nevermind
InuYokai: i don't wanna know
InuYokai: ..........
InuYokai: crazy person
MiraiJuushichii: Yup. And it's not that hard to figure out.
MiraiJuushichii: Come on, I was talking about girls in porn and used a plural. What all could I be talking about?
InuYokai: .......
InuYokai: THAT'S WHY I SAID I DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!
InuYokai: MY GOOD GOD!
InuYokai: ....God help me!!!
MiraiJuushichii: Welcome to the "Let's Disturb Kate" Show!
InuYokai: ....
MiraiJuushichii: Now that I've quit laughing, just so you know, the channel isn't picking up anyway.
InuYokai: *glaaaaaare* you stupid BAKA!
MiraiJuushichii: I saw 5 seconds involving some blonde in a hot tub, then it cut out and I flipped it to some excessively violent NYPD thing.
InuYokai: You freak me out, and then you disturb me, and THEN you do this!!!
InuYokai: lol
MiraiJuushichii: Hey, it's the Terrorist With A Sock On His Head vs. Deniro scene!
InuYokai: lol
MiraiJuushichii: ...Where was the part where I freaked you out, again?
InuYokai: ....the whole philosophy thing
InuYokai: It scared me enough at camp, wondering whether every thing was real
InuYokai: ...thank God i'm religious so I didn't go insane
MiraiJuushichii: That? I ripped that off from Douglas Adams and have been using it since my days at CSRPG. If you see the actual logic behind it, it's so stupid it's hilarious.
InuYokai: lol
InuYokai: yeah
MiraiJuushichii: It's the most entirely pointless argument I've ever scene. And I have a far better counter-argument.
InuYokai: oh?
MiraiJuushichii: If I was a figment of your imagination, then you'd be making up everything I do. That means nothing I ever said would disturb you, because it's your own idea. Then, you'd have to account for my utterly bizarre behavior at times. How the heck do you make that up?
InuYokai: lol
MiraiJuushichii: And here is your logic: "It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
InuYokai: .....aaaaaaaaaaah.....
InuYokai: yes, but if the population of the whole universe is zero, where did that deranged imagination come from?
MiraiJuushichii: Then again, I did have the fear for a while that someday I would wake up to find out that my entire life has been nothing but a really weird dream.
InuYokai: yup
InuYokai: me too
InuYokai: 0.0 isn't that freaky/
InuYokai: *?
MiraiJuushichii: Which might be true, given that all the really weird stuff in the dream could be subconciously based on things your friends did in the real world.
InuYokai: .....
InuYokai: i'm...so very lost
MiraiJuushichii: But then again, scientist people say that dreams take the same amount of time in the real world as they seem to take in the dream. So unless I've been asleep for the past 10 years, that makes no sense.
MiraiJuushichii: Eventually, I came up with an even stranger spin on it. That I'd wake up to find out that I wasn't a guy in the real world. After a while, that thought just seemed entertaining.
InuYokai: .....
InuYokai: OI!
MiraiJuushichii: But as for the problem of hallucinating yourself... I eventually came to the conclusion that that area was best ignored. Mess with it too much and, what if you were right? You might accidentally stop hallucinating yourself and suddeny cease to exist. But that's crazy.
InuYokai: lol
MiraiJuushichii: ...Thank you for veiwing the world from Zem's point of veiw. The only difference between your hallucinogenic world and his is that nothing makes sense in your world, and everything is happy in his.
InuYokai: oi
MiraiJuushichii: I don't get it.
InuYokai: .....can i glomp Zem?
MiraiJuushichii: Ctach him first.
MiraiJuushichii: Catch*
MiraiJuushichii: Back to pencil & paper chargen for us!
MiraiJuushichii: mcmackie did not fix any of his junk.
InuYokai: ok
InuYokai: ...well
MiraiJuushichii: ...I wonder if I could convince someone that since I'm hallucinating everyone, I invented everything, and therefore all patents should be in my name, making me incredibly wealthy...
MiraiJuushichii: Now, to find a way to hallucinate the person who cures stupidity...
InuYokai: lol
MiraiJuushichii: Crap, here's the downhill slide form the caffeine burnout... This can only lead to tiredness and more paranoia, which makes it hard to sleep and get rid of the tiredness.
InuYokai: ...
MiraiJuushichii: from*
MiraiJuushichii: Oh well. At least I've only thought people were after me a few times. Usually it's a fear of various things that might turn out in the wrong way or something like that, or a fear that something's right behind me. That second one really sucks.
InuYokai signed off at 1:31:27 AM.