Kopii Rezo's
Innate Ability that Allows a Chimera to Know the Time Instantly (tm)
Would you like to be able to know what time it is, no matter what time zone you're in, without having to carry a big heavy watch?

Of COURSE you would!! That's why Kopii Rezo, in his great and infinite wisdom and generosity, is offering this once-in-a-lifetime chance (literally!) to purchase his Innate Ability that Allows a Chimera to Know the Time Instantly (tm)!
Kopii got this idea after the grandson of Rezo the Red Priest, Zelgadis (see image below), was given this product. Since copyrights don't count if it was a (now destroyed) piece of Shabrinigdo doing the actual work, this product is legally Kopii's! (Any prosecutors WILL find Zanaffar the Demon Beast after them.)
This product is easy to get! Now, Kopii is (in his great and infinite wisdom and generosity) offering an EXTRA LOW PRICE on this product! The normal terms were:
1) Get turned into a chimera.
2) Go kill Lina Inverse.
3) Die in the attempt to do so.
4) Sell your soul in service to Kopii after he worked Resurrection on you.
5) Grovel before him.

But NOW, with the EXTRA LOW PRICE, you ALSO get to pay Kopii 100 million gold pieces! Or, you can go buy those nifty magic-amplifying talismans off Lina Inverse, which will cost you roughly the same amount.

So what are you waiting for? Contact Kopii at copiesarepeopletoo@hotmail.com, to get your EXTRA LOW PRICED Innate Ability that Allows a Chimera to Know the Time Instantly (tm) TODAY!

Note: This ad, the words on this ad, the sheet of paper this ad was once on, the webpage it's on now, the website that the page is on now, Zellia Metallium, Zelgadis Grewyers, Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, Xelloss Metallium, Filia ul Copt, the Five Mazoku Lords (also all lesser Mazoku), Shabrinigdo, Ceipheed (also all other Dragons), Eris, Vrumugun, Zangulus, Martina, the people Slayers is copyrighted to, Naga the White Serpent (OHOHOHOHO!), Kopii Rezo, Rezo the Red Priest, Rodiumus, Zolf, Jillas, Grabos, the Andromeda galaxy, Sagittarius, Jupiter, Terry Pratchett, High Prince Rohan, Harry Potter & Associates, and the Lord of Nightmares are not responsible if you are blown up, stabbed, burned, decapitated, murdered, assassinated, annihilated, given funny looks, locked up in a room with Naga and her laugh, imprisoned in Zellia Metallium's sig, forced to listen to the Backstreet Boys, locked in a room with Zellia Metallium and/or any associates/enemies, killed through your own stupidity, thrown into alternate universes/crossovers, turned into a chimera, or in any other way physically or mentally hurt or harmed. If you are given the Innate Ability that Allows a Chimera to Know the Time Instantly (tm) and find that it does not work in the way promised, this is in no way the responsibility or fault of any of the aforementioned parties. Consider yourself lucky, foolish mortal, to have even gained access to such a thing in the first place, to have looked upon Kopii Rezo, to have got your life over with, and to have visited this site!
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers nor did I come up with Kopii Rezo, Zelgadis, or any of the parties mentioned in the note, with the exception of Zellia Metallium, so don't sue me. I did come up with the Innate Ability that Allows a Chimera to Know the Time Instantly (tm), so please email me if you want to use it.