The Catchy Title:
making
use of subtitles since 2:23pm
Oll right mates, a new semester a new Catchy Title update. I know everyone was waiting eagerly by their browsers pounding F5 for the new updates, so I hope I do not disappoint. OR you could email me!
11/21/04: so here we have the first column ever. Feedback is encouraged, as are ideas for more columns. have either? then email me.
11/28/04: well, my column output was 200% greater than last week. the quality, however, was less than 67%. One is about Thanksgiving. bet you cant guess which.
12/5/04: please pardon the somber mood of this one, Christmas trees make me all sad inside. suggestions on topics? feedback? email me!
12/12/04: this one is way too long. in fact, its literally three times longer than all the other ones. sorry. i hope, at least, it turns out interesting. I even have pics!
1/4/05: This here is a holiday story for all ages, except terrorists. suggestions on topics? feedback? email me!
1/9/05: I don't mean any disrespect to the dental
hygienist profession, but i mean a lot of disrespect
to this one. suggestions
on topics? feedback? email me!
1/18/05: Bout making bracelets. Madd props to the Sean Twigg
and a shout-out to all those who helped. Word. Wish to
buy one? Wish to suggest? Wish to comment? email me!
1/27/05:
sorry for the delay, people. It
took awhile to digest this so I could spit it out in
column form. As long as I get into car
capers, there will always be something to write about. However, since I don’t have a car now, why
don’t you email me some ideas?
2/12/05: yeah, I haven’t been updating very much.
Sunday, my normal day of updation, is pretty busy
nowadays. Well, here’s my Thursday night, for all those interested.
2/28/05: you’d think after a five day weekend, I’d
have something interesting to write. But, no. all I have is this.
2/28/05 again!: here’s a little piece I did about knife-o-coptors. For
the official knife-o-coptor website, click here. To give me a real topic, you should email me.
3/13/05: SATs and SOLs
have me writing pseudo-intelligent essays that make me sound important. Sorry. But, I did write a paper for chemistry with the prompt: “Write
about how it would have felt to be in
3/17/05: I ate some fast food the other night. I was going to wait til
Sunday, but I figured I’d been lazy enough in my Catchy Title-ing.
4/4/05: Wow, it’s been quite awhile. I ran out of
things to write about. Until now. email me with subjects!
5/8/05: sorry if this website is weird, I think I accidently haxxored it. anyway, here is an essay about me
being sick! Enjoy…I guess.
8/4/05: Woah, I’ve been in
spain and have fun stories to tell, but not the
energy to write them down. Heres a story about stealing a book. Remember to steal this email.
10/10/05: Finally, the famous Vaquilla
Story. I’m using it as my college
essay to William and Mary. Haha, we’ll see how that
goes. Like emailing? Then email me.
10/21/05: I took a Catchy Title (number twelve, for
those keeping score at home), and edited to 500 words and added a moral for my
other college essay. Here it is, with a moral. Call it Column12Redux. Might as
well email
me.
1/5/06: First Catchy Title of the year equals made last year about watchin’ me some Rent. Also an essays
I wrote to get me a
scholarship. Oh, and would you be interested in a
short story I wrote? I’m not sure how I feel about it. Maybe it’s good,
maybe it’s bad. Meh. Opinions? Then email me!
2/18/06: So, mark this: I wrote a story about unicorns.
I’m not sure why, but...halfway through I got in a bad mood and well...hilarity
ensues!! Por ti lucharé! email me!
7/19/06: Wow, I forgot I even had a Catchy Title. So
I’ve been writing for the newspaper. I wrote this op-ed. And I submitted this,
but there is no “Emotional Rants” section of the paper, so naturally it didn’t get
in. Also, I just dug through my document folder, and found this random thing I wrote.
Enjoy that, for what it’s worth.
8/3/06: Oh shit, college is coming! Good thing I
have my good buddy
Bob Dylan by my side. If anyone out there is into grading things, I believe
I deserve extra credit for use of the word “Fishmonger”. Amen, brutha. Also this is Column number twenty! Yay!
8/10/06: So, I decided that
I wanna post a post-apocalyptic comedy up here. But
here’s the catch: you need to give me ideas of what to do with it!! that’s
right! You can shape the story! Huzzah! So, here it is: The
Windows Shook (working title...have a better one?
Email me!)
10/22/06: So, here I am at
college. Yup. Good thing I’m in intro to creative writing or else I’d never
update the catchy title. Anyway, here’s a story about Bernard the Dinosaur. Here’s
something completely different.
1/21/07: first Catchy Title
of the new millennium! Or...something like that. This
is an article that I submitted to the Leesburg Today. I will put both versions
up so that you can see what a stellar-ass writer I be.
Version une
(first person) version duex (third person). K bye!
11/2/07: Wow, can you
believe it’s been almost a year since I’ve updated the Catchy Title? You’d
think that all that time would yield a plethora of amazing writing. Well, I have
this
poem, this poem, and this poem,
a short story I wrote over the summer
and a letter to the
editor I wrote in favor of No-Shave November. Not exactly the quality of my
previous output, but it’ll do for now. Thanks for still knowing that the Catchy
Title exists. And feel free to email me!