* Chibi Duo pushes Zach and Presses the button *
Catherine and Manager: BOOM!
Crowd: YAY!!
Duff Man: NOW WHO'S READY TO PAR-TAY?!?
Everyone: WHAT?!?!  
*The stadium is shrouded in semi-darkness, romantic music is playing. Chibi Duo is eating a pixiestik in the announcer's booth. Zach is in the corner of the stadium.*
Chibi Duo: Hello again! Welcome to the second part of our special double day tournament! Today will be an interesting battle because today Zach will be facing his social life. If he comes to terms that he's a loser, he loses. If he can get a dance with some one, he wins. Previous girlfriends (Despite not having any) do not count. 
Zach: *picks up a microphone* Anyone who cares to have the next dance with me is perfectly welcome to! 
*The couples looked at him for about a half second and continue dancing*
Chibi Duo: Ooh! Hard blow to Zach no dances yet! I might feel sorry for him if he weren't such a LOSER!
Zach: Ouch!
Chibi Duo: Now Zach will actually have to try asking individual people! Why the thought of that is... so... stupidly... FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Zach: Chibi Duo! You're hurting my poor feelings!
Chibi Duo: Yeah, I know, I just want to see you lose!
Zach: Well that won't happen!
Chibi Duo: Oh-no! I motivated him! OH!!!! Curses upon me!
*Zach walks up to a young girl wearing a white shirt and a purple skirt*
Zach: *Low sweeping bow* May I have this dance?
Girl: Depends...
Zach: On What?
Girl: What's your social status?
Zach: Lower-Upper-Middle... 
Girl: No! I, as Relena Dorlian, mustn't coincide with such commoners!
Zach: But... Why?
Relena: Go away before I sic Heero on you!
Zach: Ack!!!! *Runs away*
Chibi Duo: HAHA! Zach couldn't get in even one dance with Relena! HAHA! How pitiful is that? HAHA!
Zach: Maybe I should try one from a different show...
*Zach walks up to a blonde girl wearing a tight one piece suit consisting of no sleeves, a yellow miniskirt,  and *ahem* hardly any top*
Zach: Hello, I'm Zach Rendar, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind having a dance with me?
Girl: I, Sailor Venus and the Goddess of Love shall punish you!
Zach: Huh?!? What'd I do???
Sailor Venus: Every Girl wishes for their first dance to be with the one that will be their true love! I won't allow you to spoil those innocent dreams... or are we after pure hearts now?... or are we trying to conquer the negaverse again?
*Zach tries to slink away*
Sailor Venus: Hey you get back here! Venus love chains encircle!
*Sailor Venus ties Zach up with those "Chains" of hers*
Sailor Venus: Now get out of here before you break somebody's heart.
Zach: Could you please be sure not to break mine?
Sailor Venus: Oh well, if you don't want me to... I'll just crack your spine instead.
*Sailor Venus throws Zach across the stadium*
Chibi Duo: HEEHEEHAHAHEE! This is hilarious! Watching Zach trying to pick up a girl it's just pitiful! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Zach regains his senses and stands up. He walks to a young girl wearing long purple robes*
Zach: May I have this dance?
Girl: No! I will not permit it! I will only dance with the man I was destined to be with! My Lord Tenchi!
Yet Another Girl: Oh no you don't Ayeka! Tenchi's Mine!
Ayeka: No, Ryoko, he's mine...
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Mine!
Ryoko: Mine!
Ayeka: Let's ask that young boy right there *Points to Zach*
Ryoko: Yeah! He'll know who Tenchi's true love is!
Zach: Um... I don't really know who...
Ayeka & Ryoko: Which one of us is Tenchi's true love?
Zach: Um... I think it's Washu!
A&R: WASHU?!?!
Zach: Yeah hey... aren't they smooching in that darkened corner over there where you can't see the giant mouse trap?
Ryoko: You know what we have to do Ayeka
Ayeka: Yes, Yes I do... we must punish the young boy for showing the truth!
Zach: NANI!?!
*There is a large explosion and Zach is propelled across the stadium once again. He hits and lands on something soft*
Zach: Omigosh! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to land on you it just sort of did.
Girl: Oh... Its ok...
*Zach looks at a pair of great big eyes*
Zach: Gyah!!!!
Kari: Don't worry, I wouldn't mind having you land on me, it was actually quite fun.
Zach: Um!
Kari: How much money do you have on you?
Zach: Fifteen dollars, some lint, and a French fry...
Kari: Oh, that's more than enough for my services...
Zach: SERVICES?!?
Kari: Yeah, lets go back to your place so I can show you!
Zach: *VERY VERY VERY Large Sweatdrop* No thanks!!
Kari: C'mon, you know you want to! *Starts to pull off Zach's shirt*
Zach: CHIBI DUO!!! HELP!!!
*Kari is incinerated by Chibi Duo's Big Fat Laser*
Chibi Duo: So Zach, do you give up?
Zach: Yeah, If there is a girl out there for me, she's not in here.
*Zach turns and leaves for the exit*
Chibi Duo: Poor Zach... All he needs is a friend like me! ^_^
*Chibi Duo thinks for a second*
Chibi Duo: Well, he might actually be a little better off without me, so what. From all of us here at Gundam Battle Planet...
Konban Wa!