Kiyone vs. Sage
| Chibi Duo: Stupidity reigns supreme
in the arena. Today is not an exception. Zach: You are correct, Chibi Duo, because today's battle is between the promotion crazy Kiyone and everyone's favorite moron Sage. *Some members of the audience flee in utter terror* Chibi Duo: This is why we always need a good fire escape route. Zach: it's also why we have the insane asylum on our speed-dial! Chibi Duo: Our two fighters have entered the battlefield. Kiyone has a deadly gleam in her semi-intelligent eyes. Her attire consists of the highly revealing *crowd shudders* space police uniform. Sage is in his sort-of-but-not-really useful armor used to protect him from such attacks such as koosh balls and nerf footballs. and now-- Zach: May the battle commence! Chibi Duo: Zach! How dare you steal my glory of stealing your line to start the battle! Zach: But it's my job! Chibi Duo: Does it look like I really care? Zach: Shutting up... Chibi Duo: Now back to the battle... Kiyone is laying in the sun getting a tan and Sage is amusing himself by picking out his lice!?! Kiyone: We knew that you and Zach would start arguing so we just got nice and comfy. *The crowd looks over at Sage who has tied himself into some sort of deranged semi-human knot* Zach: That can't possibly be comfy... Chibi Duo: Look who your talking about... Zach: True... True... Sage: Actually it is quite comfortable why don't you try it Kiyone? Zach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SAGE AND I HAVE THE SAME FONT COLOR! OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL!!! *Zach temporarily hangs himself until the fight is over* Chibi Duo: Zach! NO!!! *sniff* now I need to find someone else to announce with me... *audience jumps up eagerly* Chibi Duo: Nah, I need someone more qualified... Quatre Kitty Get over here! Quatre Kitty: I'm right here Chibi Duo. Zach: YOU CHOSE A KITTY TO REPLACE ME?!? Chibi Duo: Shutup Zach! You're dead! Zach: Oops, sorry! *gurgles and dies* Quatre Kitty: Uh... Chibi Duo: Don't worry you'll get used to this kind of nonsense... Quatre Kitty: Okay, I hope you're right. Any way, about my font color... Chibi Duo made my font this color so whenever I would talk to Zach he would feel undignified because he has an undignified color whereas a lowly KITTY has a more dignified color to walk indignantly around in! Chibi Duo: If you say something containing the word DIGNITY, I'll personally hang you upon Zach's shoelaces and replace you with Duo Kitty! Quatre Kitty: Eep... Kiyone: Ahem! Chibi Duo: Oops.. almost forgot about the battle... Okay... Kiyone pulls out her somewhat lethal space police pistol and fires it at Sage! Sage uses his sword as a shield and has it knocked into the air! Quatre Kitty: Geez! You'd think he'd have a better grip on it! Sage: Well sorry! I didn't mean to drop it! I just found out that there are toenail clippings on the ground and I got distracted. Chibi Duo: Dang! Who the heck gets distracted by toenail clippings? *A toenail clipping is suddenly picked up by the spirits of cream soda and pokes Sage in the eye* Zach: What toenails clippings? What purpose does this have in the plot! Chibi Duo: SHUTUP! YOU ARE DEAD! Kiyone: WILL ALL OF YOU JUST PAY ATTENTION TO US PLEASE? Quatre Kitty: YOU'LL GET YOUR DIGNIFIED ATTENTION IN DUE TIME!!!! Sage: AHUCK! Chibi Duo: WILL YOU TWO KNAVISH CONTESTANTS PLEASE SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTHS!?! *Chibi Duo Jumps from the announcer's box onto the field and starts stabbing Sage with the blunt end of a table leg.* Kiyone: Yay! Go Chibi Duo! Kill Him! Kill Him! Kill-- *Kiyone Gets sliced in half as Sage's sword falls from the sky, and at the same time Chibi Duo rips the last of Sage's hair out thereby killing the wretched fool.* Quatre Kitty: Wow... the first ever tie! Chibi Duo: I guess I win then! Quatre Kitty: What about me? Chibi Duo: You? You're not important enough to win and Zach's dead... Zach: Actually, I think I'm ok... Chibi Duo: Quiet you! Quatre Kitty: Well... I guess that's it for today... from all of us at Gundam Battle Planet... Ja Ne! |