Dorothy vs. Hilde
| Zach: Hello World! Welcome to
Episode 2 of Gundam Battle Planet! Today's match is between Hilde
Schbeiker and Dorothy Catalonia! Chibi Duo: That's right! Today we shall see who is the most macho Gundam Girl! Zach: Chibi Duo, I've been wondering, why exactly did we choose Dorothy and Hilde for this battle? Why not Relena, Catherine, Lady Une, or even Sally Po? Chibi Duo: Because Zach, They are my two favorites and therefore they are everyone's favorites! Got it? Zach: Yeah, Ok. Chibi Duo: That's Right. Okay! Our contestants have walked out onto the field! We shall await the opening statements before we begin the match! Hilde: I dedicate this fight to Duo! Without him I would still just be Random OZ soldier #451! Thanks Duo! Dorothy: I'd like to thank the one person that could bring me here tonight, one without whom, I'd still be in Detroit building gold cars. Thank you Zach! *She blows a kiss to Zach* MMMWA!!! Audience: UM! Chibi Duo: ... Zach? Did Dorothy Catalonia just blow you a kiss?!? Zach: Um... I guess she did... *Chibi Duo scoots his chair away from Zach. Chibi Duo: Well, anyway... May the battle commence! Zach: Dorothy draws her favorite weapon, a dueling foil and charges towards Hilde, Hilde, in turn draws her pistol and starts shooting at Dorothy! Oh-No! Chibi Duo: ZACH!?! Is it just me or are you hoping for Dorothy to win? Zach: As a matter of fact I am. Chibi Duo: Hmmm... *mischievous smile* any particular reason? Zach: *sweatdrop* um... I sponsored her to come here! I don't want my money to go to waste! Chibi Duo: C'mon! Admit it! Zach: Admit what?! Chibi Duo: YOU LIKE DOROTHY!!!! Zach and Dorothy sittin' in a tree Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-En-- Zach: You should be the one to talk... At least I like someone from Gundam Wing! Chibi Duo: WHAT?!? Zach: I'm not the one with pictures of... SASAMI in my bedroom! Chibi Duo: ZACH!!!! WE'RE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! MY SOCIAL LIFE IS DOWN THE DRAIN!! Dorothy: Hel-LO? Back to us please! Chibi Duo: Yeah Zach! You heard her! Alright, Dorothy has drawn her pistol and OH MY GOD! HILDE IS IN HER TAURUS SUIT! Zach: Dorothy has pulled out her defense... a helmet!?! Like that's going to help against a Taurus beam cannon! Chibi Duo: It looks like this fight is over folks! Zach: Wait! That's not a helmet! It's a Virgo II Mobile Doll Command Visor! The Virgo II's are out and blowing up Hilde's Taurus! That's it! Hilde's Taurus is dead! She's trapped inside! Dorothy wins! Chibi Duo: Of all miserable luck... Zach: Now Dorothy is in the Winner's circle recieving her prize. A year's supply of Reynold's wax paper! The best wrapping paper in the world! *A hand pops out of no where and gives Zach a bag of money* Chibi Duo: Well anyway... It's late and the battle is over... From the crew and staff of Gundam Battle Planet... Zach and Chibi Duo: Ja ne minna-sama! |
If You Can Read This... You Must Know By Now That Chibi Duo And I Have Too Much Spare Time ~Zach Rendar |