YOU ARE A FOOL!! I will CRUSH YOU, and THROW YOU INTO THE WIND!!!
updated March 29, 2003
read my biography
I despise these annoying Yahoo! popup ads, but I refuse to upgrade to Geocities Pro.
Links
A list of my favorite websites can be found here.  From fanfiction websites to personal websites, the links will be found here.
Photo Album
I've displayed pictures I'm truly proud of here.  These pictures represent the happiest times of my life.
The Library
Like the title says, this is my Library, which consists of my own personal writings, like poetry and fanfiction.
reviews/commentary at Epinions.com
Come here to read my reviews on products and subject matter that all should be informed on.
Guilty Pleasures
Do you have a collection of movies you think is just fucking great, but you feel guilty for even acknowledging their existence?  Well, here my list of the worst movies I think are just too fucking great.
The Onion.com news
Who needs
CNN.com when you can the greatest source of news in the world, courtesy of The Onion. (satire)
....and I will STRIKE DOWN on THEE with great VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER....
Don't fuck around when viewing my shit, or Jules will "TAKE YOU OUT!"