"No, I have never seen Star Wars. What is it about?" -Guy in my Colonial Literature class. October 9, 2001. He has got to be joking.

"Don't look back." -Shmi Skywalker (The Phantom Menace)

"...Jedi is a good parody of the trilogy as one could hope for; there was no need for Mel Brooks to make Spaceballs." -Ted Edwards on Return of the Jedi (The Unauthorized Star Wars Compendium)

"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)