Question:What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Answer:Take out the pin and throw it back.
Question:What do you call a smart blonde?
Answer:A golden retriever.
Question:If there was a 50$ bill in the middle of the road, who would
get there first? Santa Claus, Smart Blonde or a Dumb blonde?
Answer:The dumb blonde , because there is no such thing as santa claus
or a smart blone.