(BeneluX) WiSe McNotthatunsexy: hehe, he said bonded ball :P

[Dishrag: You call that bludgeoning? You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a worthless bag of filth, and a cancer on the festering boil that is modern society. I feel debased and less intelligent just for knowing you exist, and that bludgeoning can be done so badly. Your life is a monument to unbridled human stupidity. You are an insensate blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. Lepers avoid you. I wish that a hawk would pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your blood. You are foul and disgusting, as well as a fool, and an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are a waste of flesh, and I wish you the best of luck in the struggles that seem to be placing such an exhausting demand on you. Personally, I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.]

(BeneluX) Sleffie McBing: > The ghost of Aliana (telepatichically) tells you: lets spar ---- You tell the ghost of Aliana: You're dead :P

(Playerkillers) MarcoBorsato wisps: Come out with your pants down!

(Playtesters) Polleke wisps: You get off in the basket chair and stand up. I needed that ;) (Playtesters) Lachesis wisps: poor chair (Playtesters) Jelena wisps: ... (Playtesters) Jelena wisps: Quoted! (Playtesters) Polleke wisps: well what did you expect, you were supposed to contemplate the existence of a rock in it ... :P (Playtesters) Tarzan wisps: Dirty old Fishies (Playtesters) Polleke wisps: so I got bored and started contemplating other stuff :P (Playtesters) Reime wisps: How did you manage to get in the chair , in the first place? (Playtesters) Jelena wisps: Was it as good for you as it was for the chair? (Playtesters) Polleke wisps: I'm a nimble one ;)

[<°)))-<] Bogart: thanks for the impact shield :o) I was already wondering why i didn't get hurt [<°)))-<] WiSe grins [<°)))-<] WiSe: tpa it is called [<°)))-<] Bogart: but it is still an impact shield :o) [<°)))-<] WiSe: yep [<°)))-<] Yoink: I prefer to call it "That fucking overpowered wizard spell, no, not that one the other one, not that one either..."

Gitta wisped: I just had a GREAT idea for an NPC. Gitta wisped: She's called Polly Kekeke Gitta wisped: And she's laughing a lot and sells dope :))

[wcs] Ded: there must be a bug... I'm dealing deathblows...

(BeneluX) WiSe McNotthatunsexy: Does sucking your opponent give you a bonus in trying to get it up? ;) (BeneluX) WiSe McNotthatunsexy: eep

(Fish) Tarzan wisps that he shows off his armour plated speedo (Fish) Polleke wisps: which is wearing mine at the moment :) (Fish) Polleke wisps: I'll leave the rest to your imagination :P (Fish) Vy wisps that she purrs. (Fish) Zurvan wisps that he has gone blind

(Fish) Tarzan wisps: Well we could form a queue but it's easier to schoal her :P (Fish) Vy wisps: Menage a shoal? (Fish) Polleke wisps: and people say I'm nasty :P (Fish) Tarzan wisps: Just trying to make you page again! :P (Fish) Tarzan wisps: Honest (Fish) Vy wisps: Always knew how to push the right buttons (Fish) Polleke wisps: nah, something tells me you're used to proposing gangbangs to girls ;)

Rondros the Brave tells you: aren't you a witch? oh, oops Rondros the Brave tells you: hum, I thought it all this time *acks* :P

(cre) Llhorian: Or we could lather up and have a group icecream? (cre) Nayeli: dear llhorian (cre) Nayeli: marry me (cre) Nayeli: love nayeli

Valkyr tells you: I dont care, anyone who can graft me a penis, and can remove these chest lumps:(

(inertia) Gnnh: Ishnohiwa didnt want to take me in his car tommorow because i said to place a towel on his seat if it was leather because i was gonna go barebottomed (inertia) Gnnh: take me WITH him i mean ;) (inertia) Gnnh: he DID wanted to take me though

(Fish) Llhorian wisps: Heh, you shaved your armpits :) (Fish) Llhorian wisps: Er, mischat

[fewd!] Polleke: I mean, you stick your hand up a corpse's ass once and play it like a puppet and it sticks :/ [fewd!] Xylo: Next time we meet, I'm not shaking your hand. [fewd!] Lachesis: should i be worried about the both of you? ;) [fewd!] Polleke: so should I put it straight up your ass then ? :P

Carino wisped: ahh.. but I'm more pigheaded than you all :P Carino wisped: (not to mention anal) Polleke wisped: don't say that too loud, xylo is on :P Xylo wisped: I feel hurt, Polleke, that you would think I jump to every occassion to make a pun out of something in a corrupting or mentally disturbing fashion.. Polleke wisped: couldn't think of one, eh ? Xylo wisped: No. :(

(<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Kana al Zahir: You need to be nekkid more often then!

(<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Kana al Zahir: Oh drats, I need to start checking if Polleke is online before I talk...

(<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Kana al Zahir: Hrm... I read post-ritual lag as post-coital lag.

(<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Kana al Zahir: It fell off. (<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Kana al Zahir: I hardly touched it

Kana al Zahir asks you: Are you suggesting I had my hand up Vy's butt?

[loungers] Polleke: makes me suicidal [loungers] MarcoBorsato: only once :P

(<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Tarzan: Kana - Sheep Pimp is much better than Kana - Fishy Fellow (<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Kana: Hey, I resent that!

Sleffie McBing asks you: I am a balding middle aged fat guy, called Bubba, I'm in my underwear right now and am wearing a beer stained t-shirt that says:"I love tits", on the back it says "I REALLY love tits". Does that make you horny baby? Sleffie McBing tells you: Mischat (Fish) Polleke wisps: Sleffie McBing asks you: I am a balding middle aged fat guy, called Bubba, I'm in my underwear right now and am wearing a beer stained t-shirt that says:"I love tits", on the back it says "I REALLY love tits". Does that make you horny baby? (Fish) Polleke wisps: he's trying to get on my quotespage with something that would prove he's as sick as me :P (Fish) Kana wisps: Aww, don't worry sweetie, you're unrivaled.

(Playtesters) Kana wisps: What, you have to pay for Polleke? (Playtesters) Skye wisps: ... People are not paying for Polleke??? (Playtesters) Skye wisps that she wants her money back.

(Fish) Tarzan wisps: Crowded Garden! (Fish) Tarzan wisps that he whinges (Fish) Polleke wisps: sounds like a position from the kama sutra :) (Fish) Tarzan wisps: Yeah it's right next to frisky squid

(Fish) Polleke wisps: fish! (Fish) Beale wisps: Fish! (Fish) Scrod wisps: Fish! (Fish) Tarzan wisps: Fish! (Fish) Muriel wisps: Fish! (Fish) Kana wisps: It amazes me so much that you lot never tire of that... (Fish) Wibblishly wisps: Fish! (Fish) Polleke wisps: fish! (Fish) Beale wisps: Fish! (Fish) Muriel wisps: one more time? (Fish) Kana wisps: I'm sure it means something norty when Polleke says it though... (Fish) Muriel wisps: Fish! (Fish) Polleke wisps: fish! *leers at kana* (Fish) Scrod wisps: Fish! (Fish) Beale wisps: Is there anything Polleke says that -doesn't- mean something norty?

(Priests) Polleke wisps: nah, I don't like cracks, they taste funny (Priests) Lelia wisps: ... Valkyr D'Illuminati rolls around on the floor laughing at you. (Priests) Valkyr wisps: ... (Priests) Nayeli wisps: ... (Priests) Flounder wisps that he blinks (Priests) Lelia wisps: and once again, polleke brings the conversation to a whole new level of depravity

(Priests) Valkyr wisps: Is slapping newbies for not sharing tms allowed? (Priests) Kvar wisps: Absolutely. :) (Priests) Nayeli wisps: yeah, but polleke gets all testy when you slap him. :(

(Priests) Lelia wisps: I love the talker (Priests) Priesht wisps: whys that (Priests) OhuBohu wisps: I love you :) (Priests) Lelia wisps: within ten minutes of conversation, I can read insults, 'language~!!!!', priestly questions, how everyone's bonus is better than the next, and then at teh last possible minute, someone will talk about nipples. (Priests) Polleke wisps: because it's a small stick easily inserterted into .... :P (Priests) Priesht wisps: nipples you say... (Priests) Lelia wisps: and then we have polleke, who is worth a channel of his own (Priests) Polleke wisps: good idea! (Priests) Polleke wisps: all polleke, all the time!

(Witches) Leeza wisps: which guy is Wodan? (Witches) Leeza wisps: in the picture (Witches) Fewyn wisps: The one STABBA (Witches) Panin wisps: the cute one (Witches) Leeza wisps: aww he's so cute, i know someone who looks like him irl

[beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: and remember, I can hear what you are saying even when I am far away [beauties_&_p...] Polleke: I bet you turn it up loud enough for your neighbours to hear what depraved people you meet online

[beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: I am going to sleep with a dutch man before I die. [beauties_&_p...] Sleffie: Seeing as I'm the only dutch in the group. [beauties_&_p...] Vernon: belgian men are sooo much better. [beauties_&_p...] Polleke: sleffie has the same resolution [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: I like my men like I like my waffles [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: belgian, hot, and covered with whipped cream

[beauties_&_p...] Polleke: see, it pays to keep up your reputation ;) [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: yes, I always felt that way about sex

[beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: I feel so heartless [beauties_&_p...] Sleffie: That's Polleke's fault, it happens when you hang around him for too long

[beauties_&_p...] Vernon didn't know you had to be nekkid to be in the group. [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: I'm not nekkid, Vernon :P [beauties_&_p...] Sleffie: In your heart, you are. [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: we are all one big nekkid person in the scheme of things [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: embrace ylur nekkidness [beauties_&_p...] Polleke: yeah baby, embrace my nakedness :)

[beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: www.fooks.com [beauties_&_p...] Sleffie: Oi!... You'd think people would care about my fragile little mind being wooped by evil adult-websites. [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: i said fooks.com, not fucks. [beauties_&_p...] Polleke: ph, and fooks.com does get me to an adult site amberlysse :P [beauties_&_p...] Amberlysse: try www.fookes.com [beauties_&_p...] Polleke: nono, I'll stick to fooks.com :P

(Playerkillers) Ekko wisps: [bing!] Valkyr: Sleepwalker just slipped in my back door ... (Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: [bing!] Ekko: Shame, he'd never let me slip into his backdoor...must be nice (Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps that she ducks (Playerkillers) Ekko wisps: now, you made that up (Playerkillers) Valkyr wisps: me? never!

(Priests) Kana wisps: So, Mental, do you still need fixing? (Priests) Mental wisps: no comment :P

(Priests) Kana wisps: Oi, camels like me!

(Priests) Mental wisps: I needed fixing (Priests) Kana wisps: Hey, I'll 'fix' you, two half bricks is all it takes!

Allan The Hobo exclaims to you: YOU SMELL! You tell Allan The Hobo: come here, go pk and say that again, and don't kill me ;) Allan The Hobo tells you: If I went pk that would be the first thing I did! :)

(Priests) Mental wisps: I roX0r :)

(Assassins) Sleffie wisps: You'd rather have curry and rice over me? (Assassins) Slyder wisps: well...yeah (Assassins) Tahlula wisps: Im veggie, but otherwise i'd have you over curry any time Sleffie :) (Assassins) Sleffie wisps: Well... I'm as intelligent as a vegetable :)

(Fish) Nate wisps: Hi Polleke, my sexy slab of manmeat.

(inertia) Mysteek: if yuo sai "hlep me natExor" he sai "shure, wot cn i do to hlep? plz sai its yore dore cuz dorez r0x0rz" - Nate is GRATE (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: and cute! (inertia) Mysteek: He are! (inertia) Nate Sanguina: I also just glued my fingers together :P

(Fish) Marly wisps: i'm allergic to fish, it sucks :( no-one can ever tell me what it tastes like. feh. (Fish) Egan wisps: I wonder if it tastes like it smells, blegh (Fish) Marly wisps: i mean, everyone says it doesn't taste like my girlfriend... but how do they know?

(inertia) Nate Sanguina: and I don't think I could pull off leather pants. (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: you could, if the crotch would be cut out

Some guy was going on and on about not being able to sheathe his tachibo in a staff harness ... (Priests) Robin wisps: someone or all are welcome to come to klk and have a look but frankly ... "You cannot sheathe a tachibo in a staff harness" (Priests) Robin wisps: what a waste of friggen money and time. (Priests) Polleke wisps: get your d**k out of it ? :P Valkyr D'Phoenix rolls around on the floor laughing at you. (Priests) Polleke wisps: (sorry, couldn't resist) (Priests) Valkyr wisps: What wrong with the duck?

(Fish) Polleke wisps: I feel so very young all of a sudden (Fish) Polleke wisps: and also a bit .. dirty .. ;) (Fish) Waterrat wisps: Well that's normal, you're a sick fuck (Fish) Waterrat wisps: But we still love you :) (Fish) Nate wisps: I don't love Polleke, he smells funny

(Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:18) Flurble: oh, I heard the most strangest thing yesterday (Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:19) Flurble: guys who wax their bits (Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:19) Flurble: known as a back, crack and sack (Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:19) Sera: ouch (Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:19) Polleke: even I think that's sick flurble:P (Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:19) Flurble: just the idea brings tears to my eyes (Bastard Players from Hell May 23 01:21) Sera looks consideringly towards polleke

(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton pulls Polleke's trousers off, and pours hot wax over his bollocks (Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai cries softly

(Bastard Players from Hell) Sera Ookerton: true enough. *pushes polleke over the table and pours hot wax over his arse* (Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai cringes (Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble holds polleke's cheeks apart for Sera (Bastard Players from Hell) Flurble also cringes

(Priests) DuVont wisps: Yaay I found an orphanage! (Priests) Polleke wisps: SLAY THEM (Priests) Polleke wisps: sorry, lost control there (Priests) DuVont wisps: Anyone have any matches? (Priests) Caliban wisps: woah polleke, were morally upstanding people, we dont SLAY them..... (Priests) Caliban wisps: we DOOM them (Priests) Waterrat wisps: Yeah but they're all soggy You grin at Caliban Decuria Esqilae. (Priests) DuVont wisps: Or stakes? (Priests) Waterrat wisps: The matches, not the orphans (Priests) Narmio wisps: Sorry, I used the last of my matches on the soup kitchen. (Priests) Empathy wisps: SMITE. (Priests) DuVont wisps: I can impale them in a pinch (Priests) Empathy wisps: SMITE the urchins! (Priests) Empathy wisps: CRUSH them under your BLESSED feet and GRIND them into the asphalt! (Priests) Empathy wisps that she coughs. (Priests) Empathy wisps that she goes back to sleep. (Priests) DuVont wisps: Its all cobbles here (Priests) DuVont wisps: Well I didn't get any money or decent xp for that but it gave me a good feeling inside

Stuff about Fish's Ministers ... (Priests) Waterrat wips: Oh that's okay, they're just my bitches on a leash anyway. (Priests) Narmio wisps: What did you call me? (Priests) Narmio wisps: Er, sorry, what did you call me, master? (Priests) Waterrat wisps: Who's your daddy ;)

(BeneluX) Stanneke: Ribbed, for her pleasure. Ewww! - Garth (Wayne's World) (BeneluX) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: We've got ribbed crisps here, I wonder if they're also ribbed for her pleasure.

(BeneluX May 17 05:37) Fresno: point proven, your honour! I rest my case! "Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy tells you: I'm worthless in price...:P" ;-)

(inertia) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: En dan komt in 2050 nog de grote Dar-al-Islam versus Groot-Amerika oorlog (inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter eyes waterrat. (inertia) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: Dammit (inertia) Shabree Bourgeois: that means "I want to throw you down and take that sweet virginity of yours because I am a wild thang!" (inertia) Alyona l'Amoureux spanks waterrat (inertia) Waterrat: I am a wild thang (inertia) Yalpf: And you get to fill the gaps with your imagination, like Shabree does. (inertia) Waterrat: Now lie down so I can take your virginity

(BeneluX) Srip: what did the yeti do in your pants then luv? (BeneluX) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: Well, after you spun your head 140 degrees... (BeneluX) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: It sucked cock in hell *stares* (BeneluX) Srip: what... you're in hell? (BeneluX) Srip: jeah, or his cock is

(inertia) Shabree Bourgeois: well, one day I will sleep my way across Europe

Gravelpit asks you: so hows the golf? You ask Gravelpit: golf ? Gravelpit tells you: yeah You tell Gravelpit: I don't think I know what you mean Gravelpit asks you: the sport with the little white balls? You ask Gravelpit: yeah, but how should I know about that ? Gravelpit asks you: dont you play golf? You tell Gravelpit: nope Gravelpit tells you: ok You tell Gravelpit: I'm wondering why you thought I play golf Gravelpit tells you: i think everyone plays golf

[oh no!!!!!!] Waterrat: I've got a divine hand to the seamstress [oh no!!!!!!] Polleke: I expect you would :P

[<')))-< stiks] Polleke: your friend needs help :P [<')))-< stiks] Polleke: from naked big boobed women ;) (Priests) HaLoJ wisps: TITS! (Priests) Sleepwalker wisps that he cheers [<')))-< stiks] HaLoJ: TITS! (Priests) HaLoJ wisps: mischat. ever so sorry :( (Priests) Polleke wisps: omg, mischat of tha day :D Venerable Father HaLoJ Onna Stik blushes.

(inertia) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: Suck my sushi, cre-boy

(The_Pit) Allan The Hobo slips on a cock sheathe with blades on it and fucks Cthulhu in the arse

(inertia) Shinobi: fuck stab :P ... (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: fuck stab .. the most powerful special command on the mud! :) (inertia) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: Stop using it on sheep, Poll (inertia) Caviar l'Amoureux: Fuck stab? *visions of Se7en dancing in my head*

(Fish) Waterrat wisps: you know, Luke and Roger were asking about you last night (Fish) Polleke wisps: screw them (Fish) Polleke wisps: and I expect you did ;) (Fish) Waterrat wisps that he smiles knowingly.

(inertia) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: 5 rhinu me love you long time ... (inertia) Koryn: Dare I ask what channel that was actually intended for? (inertia) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: The core of depravity, Benelux club :) (inertia) Aznin Stormborn: the hot notsex0r channel known as Benelux :)

(<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Xylo Illusione: I want a Screaming Orgasm, please. (<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Waterrat Gairyunichattai serves Xylo an Orgasm and screams loudly. (<censored clubname because it doesn't exist>) Xylo Illusione: Typical, he gets to scream just after I get near the Orgasm.. men.

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter: nothing like ass-shaving for foreplay.

Still women's day : (Priests) Waterrat wisps: I have the sudden urge to wear a skimpy, clinging satin white dress and have a swim in Pearl River to walk through the harbour district afterwards...*boggles* Vy of Fish flutters her eyelashes at you. (Priests) Yalpf wisps: But that happens every weekend, Waterrat. (Priests) Yalpf wisps: Why don't you try something -different-?

International womens day: (Priests) Waterrat wisps: Hah, I can have lesbian sex with Vy now :) (Priests) Waterrat wisps: Fear my high priestess skills. Vy of Fish eeks at you.

Vy of Fish strokes you.

(Fish) Polleke wisps: Vy (Fish) Vy wisps: Yes??? (Fish) Polleke wisps: I love you (Fish) Vy wisps: I love you too!!! (Fish) Polleke wisps: yay! (Fish) Beale wisps that he cries. (Fish) Polleke wisps: I'm one happy fish now :) (Fish) Beale wisps: Polleke gets all the sweet NPC lovin'. :(

(The_Pit) Allan The Hobo: WARRIORS OF LIGHT! UNTIE! (The_Pit) Allan The Hobo: Unite :(

[polyacrylamide] Polleke: now get me to the tannery! :) [polyacrylamide] Plyss: Yes, my lord and master [polyacrylamide] Polleke: good, I see you still know your place :) [polyacrylamide] Plyss: So should everyone :) [polyacrylamide] Polleke: hush, slave [polyacrylamide] Plyss: Yes mastah [polyacrylamide] JoyGasm: can I be your slave too please sir?

(Playerkillers) Ishnohiwa wisps: woo, nice stats: | underwater........ 42 -3 (BeneluX) Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy: dodging.melee........... 299 -7

Gundel wisped: (Do I look like I know Agatean plurals?) Waterrat wisped: You don't? Gundel wisped that he curses the apostrophe to unexpectedly visit someone else. Waterrat wisped: It's very easy. Mostly you just add another pictogram of the subject, indicating several. Gundel wisped: Tatami dodo? Waterrat wisped: For instance one tatami do would be 'Smiling dog, samurai in defensive position, staring waterbuffalo.' While several tatami dos would be 'smiling dog, samurai in devensive position, samurai in defensive position, staring waterbuffalo, staring waterbuffalo.'

[moose!] You emote: Polleke ponders kunting lao ;) [moose!] Polleke: hunting! [moose!] Xylo: Kunting ? Kinky.. [moose!] Polleke: that must be the dumbest typo I made all day [moose!] Azazael: Well said mate :P

Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 2 minuteth. (Fish) Waterrat wisps: Offler's just jealous that Fish won at their drinking game last week.

(Fish) Vy wisps: No one rocks my boat like Polleke does! (Fish) Waterrat wisps that he sobs. (Fish) Waterrat wisps: You don't love me anymore, Vy? (Fish) Polleke wisps: you said it Vy :)

You sweep the Royal Guard across the dance floor. The Royal Guard exclaims: BOMpie, you are under arrest for murder! The guard knocks you unconscious with a swift blow. You lose consciousness.

Note #9 posted at Sun Jan 5 Title: "Missing Item Receipts in PlayerShops" Please don't pick up any missing item receipts in Player Shops. You will be automatically heavied/killed and we will simply point and laugh when this happens. xxx The Liaisons

(inertia) Chugabolt damns Polleke to hell and back (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I didn't do nuffin (inertia) Chugabolt: You so did (inertia) Xylo Illusione: That's what you always say. (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: I seriously don't know what I did :) (inertia) Chugabolt: You crashed the mud! (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: yeah, but I don't know -how- I did it, so I can't repeat it :( (inertia) Obe: Dont even think of trying! (inertia) Obe: Oh wait.. you just did a simple look :)

(inertia) Xylo Illusione: There are babies who come to see my skin and then rub their bottoms in disappointment.

(inertia Dec 29 14:40) Nayeli is dreading the day this crap going into pt (inertia Dec 29 14:40) Nayeli sobs. (inertia Dec 29 14:41) Polleke is dreading the day that crap goes into pt ;) (inertia Dec 29 14:41) Nayeli giggles. (inertia Dec 29 14:41) Nayeli: i didn't have any bugs that pt's would have noticed in my newbie project :oP (inertia Dec 29 14:41) Nayeli: only some code stuffs (inertia Dec 29 14:42) Nayeli -hopes- this looks good when it goes in, because the work is killing her (inertia Dec 29 14:42) Polleke: you wrote "This is a bug" in comment ? (inertia Dec 29 14:42) Nayeli: hehehe

The ghost of Sleffie McBing tells the ghost of Linda and you: The most terrible thing was, my winamp shuffled to Celine Dion

Waterrat Gairyunichattai tells you: Erm, when I say screw Fish...what I meant was...

(Fish) Waterrat wisps: Are we allowed to say Vy's a crack wh*** or would that be a nono?

(Fish) Waterrat wisps: All hands on deck! (Fish) Polleke wisps: I'm not bending over for you again!

Mental wisps: no, Britney spears doesnt classify as music

(inertia) Nayeli al'Nighter makes a slingshot of her bra and lobs coconuts at polleke. (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai sings "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, coconuts"

The corpse of Sleffie McBing convulses violently, and you're presented with a grand view of a recent meal. The corpse of Sleffie McBing groans and doubles over.

(newbie) Mackie: please somone ressurect me... ill love you longtime

[the endless ...] Xylo: I'm trying to be sensitive here, and what do I get ? Buggered in the arse and called Spankie, that's what.

[the endless ...] Xylo: Oi ! I'm a delicate flower of sweetness and happiness, and I'll cut your legs off if you don't believe me ! [the endless ...] Xylo: I'mfuckingdelicateIamItellya..

(BeneluX) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: "Suck my harpoon baby" (BeneluX) Waterrat Gairyunichattai: mischat, damn

(BeneluX) Plyss Pluis: > [-=>w<=-] Dungeon: Take a wanker inside the palace? (BeneluX) Plyss Pluis: > [-=>w<=-] Dungeon: Err, wonder

(Priests) ThePope wisps: what's the biggest dust devil? (Priests) Polleke wisps: I can honestly say I have no information as to the size of dust devil's private parts

(inertia) Kaelin Wylde: what! i haven't sexually harassed anyone since yesterday! (inertia) Polleke Gairyunichattai: but I'm still in pain! :p

(Bastard Players from Hell) Kitiana DeVious: Course you don't get proper nailings these days. Its just tie the bastard up, fuck him senseless and let him die from orgasm overload. ... (Bastard Players from Hell) Polleke Gairyunichattai: sorry about wronging you kitiana, you may punish me now :)

(BeneluX) Quinten: you tell a taxi member: "Would you please stop grouping in CWC and give me a taxi? I'll give my firstborn child to you!"

(Priests) Mental wisps: TM! In er...something... (Priests) Polleke wisps: drinking ? (Priests) Mental wisps: hrm, dont think so... (Priests) Polleke wisps: boardposting ? (Priests) Mental wisps: *never gets bored posting* (Priests) Polleke wisps: abusing the street urchins ? (Priests) Mental wisps: badaboom-tish!!! (Priests) Mental wisps: not today

(Bastard Players from Hell) Kitiana DeVious: Btw! No matter what anyone tells you, fainting in a skirt is never graceful. (Bastard Players from Hell) Xylo Illusione: That would depend on your viewpoint, I imagine..

(Priests) Mental wisps: TMs are for wimps

[tempo] Xylo: All this playing with Ded's rod has really sapped the strength out of me. ;)

Someone encourages Mr Sarux Rehevkor MEET SLUTTY AMATEUR ALEXIS AND HER WONDERFULLY LARGE KNOCKERS. Someone goes SHE GETS WET FAST WHEN SHE SUCKS ON HER TITS AND SHOVES A DILDO UP HER PINK CUNT BOX SHE'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLES A COCK at Mr Sarux Rehevkor. Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy goes SOOOOO... DO YOU WANT BOOBS? Click to see our FREE tour now! at Mr Sarux Rehevkor. Mr Sarux Rehevkor reminds Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy to hide.

(BeneluX) Scouter al'Niyat: > You feel that your skill with a mighty green cucumber has increased

(BeneluX) Vaife D'Phoenix: Hmm. Could not find any help on 'simpsons'. Perhaps you are looking for 'help liaisons'?

Young Megan Mc KnuckleBone exclaims in Morporkian: shtop shmoilin' ya daft officerr type! Young Megan Mc KnuckleBone exclaims in Morporkian: I'll cut yerr nayogiesh off!

Neerva encourages you to help the b00bs. ... Xylo Illusione exclaims to LaoTzu The Taoist, Neerva and you: Ph34r the b00bs!!?!

You notice Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy nearby. You are jostled, and before you realise what is happening, your world dims in a haze of pain and confusion. You catch a glimpse of Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy's contorted face over your shoulder, and your legs turn to water as you realise you've been caught completely unawares. You are shocked and confused. Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy's Worm Sword whacks Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy's Worm Sword in the body. Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy's Worm Sword whacks Honest Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy's Worm Sword in the body.

The ghost of Dunder smashes the medium sized amber bottle out of your hands onto the ground causing some of the liquid to splash out.

(Benelux) Polleke Gairyunicahttai: You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. You stroke your worm with warm and loving tenderness.

Creamcheese speaketh unto his magic eight-ball, asking for the mystical truth to the question: is polleke a slut? And thus doth the eight-ball speak, giving forth great words of wisdom from forth its shiny read-out: Certainly!

(Priests) Mental wisps: *looks lost* (Priests) Polleke wisps: you're in the drum, how can you be lost ? it's the one place on this game you know!

Plyss tells you: I'm not insane, i'm just good-looking :)

Minister Shabree McBing exclaims: there are just some days when you want t o just go and have a good roll in the hay to make you feel better. Sex has a way of calming your nerves, and I guess I don't get enough of it! Minister Shabree McBing coughs politely. You roll around on the floor laughing. Minister Shabree McBing shushes you. You agree with Minister Shabree McBing wholeheartedly.

Waterrat Gairyunichattai rams your with Fist of Fish. You eek at Waterrat Gairyunichattai. (Fish) Polleke wisps: Waterrat Gairyunichattai rams your with Fist of Fish. Minister Shabree McBing eeks at Waterrat Gairyunichattai. Minister Shabree McBing goes I saw that! at Waterrat Gairyunichattai. (Fish) Polleke wisps: that was ... disturbing Waterrat Gairyunichattai smiles sweetly at Minister Shabree McBing. Waterrat Gairyunichattai denies Minister Shabree McBing. Waterrat Gairyunichattai goes I'm sweet 'n innocent! at Minis ter Shabree McBing. You tell Shabree McBing: you tell him :) Minister Shabree McBing waggles her finger at Waterrat Gairyunichattai. You poke your tongue out at Waterrat Gairyunichattai. Waterrat Gairyunichattai pouts at Minister Shabree McBing. You thank Minister Shabree McBing for telling him good! :). Minister Shabree McBing reminds Waterrat Gairyunichattai that had you not misbehaved, we wouldn't have to go through this now, now would we?. Minister Shabree McBing spanks Waterrat Gairyunichattai.

(BeneluX Jul 21 12:30) Megan shows a little leg to Plyss to get his heartbeat up a bit ;) (BeneluX Jul 21 12:31) Plyss gasps and grabs his chest (BeneluX Jul 21 12:31) Plyss: OoOOooOO my tikkyticker (BeneluX Jul 21 12:31) Megan: oh dear ... (BeneluX Jul 21 12:32) Hephaestus: Tsk tsk, too much leg deary :) (BeneluX Jul 21 12:32) Megan drops her dress again (BeneluX Jul 21 12:32) Plyss: The palace guard beats you to a pulp.Hp: 408 (1804) Gp: 206 (440) Xp: 66862

Hephaestus says to Ryattenoki in Agatean: Fuck off. Ryattenoki exclaims in Agatean: Well that's not very friendly. Why don't you buy a haddock. From me. Ah, go on!

(BeneluX) Spufi: You say to the skeleton warrior: you suck, you know (BeneluX) Creamcheese Jr: The skeleton warrior says to you: you'd wish, pervert! (BeneluX) Spufi rofls

(the green slab) Polleke Gairyunichattai stands to attention, well, sits .. oh sod it ... I'm lying down, but listening (the green slab) Volen de Sade blinks. (the green slab) Volen de Sade: you're doing what... (the green slab) Volen de Sade: ah right... (the green slab) Storm Wytche: No Volen he is not talking about his penis. (the green slab) Warrax: That makes a change. (the green slab) Volen de Sade: This is Discworld. it was 50/50

There is currently one active group, with a total number of two persons: + admirers-of-flurk is led by the awesome Ishnohiwa and features such prominent figures as Zalmor.

There is currently one active group, with a total number of two persons: + Kick-Flurk-In-The-Nuts is led by the brave Ishnohiwa and also includes Zalmor.

(BeneluX) Wise McNotthatunsexy bounces in DJ Tiesto now:P (BeneluX) TaiShar: IN? (BeneluX) TaiShar looks puzzled

Creamcheese Jr tried to steal the human heart from the wise monk but was spotted and the wise monk protected her goods.

(BeneluX) Scouter al'Niyat: You discover a more efficient stroke.

[wcs] Ishnohiwa: ok, suck him :p [wcs] Ishohiwa: and don't quote me on that !