Date Transcript with Yuffie

Below is the COMPLETE transcript of dating Yuffie at the Gold Saucer! I am warning you one last time, THIS IS A MAJOR SPOILER!

Room at Ghost Hotel. Cloud stands alone looking out the window.

Yuffie:
"Cloud you up?"

Cloud:
"What's Wrong?"

Yuffie:
"Would you...keep me company for a bit?"

Cloud:
"Huh?
Keep you company where?"

Yuffie:
"Just come on."

Yuffie pushes Cloud towards the door.

Cloud:
"Hey."

Gold Saucer Station.

Staff member:
"Tonight's Enchantment Night! All the attractions are free." "How 'bout it you two? There's going to be an entertaining show in Event Square!"

Yuffie:
"Cloud, let's go."

Entrance to Event Square.

Staff:
"Congratulations!! You are our 100th couple today!! You two will play the leads in tonight's show!!"

Cloud:
"Wha?"

Staff:
"Oh now, it's not hard. Just play it however you want to and the rest of the cast will cover it up for you." "Come this way."

Cloud:
"H, hey!"

Yuffie:
"I don't know what it's all about but sounds kinda cool. Wanna try it, Cloud?"

Stage at Event Square.

Narration:
"Long, long ago..." "An evil shadow appeared over the peaceful kingdom of Galdia... Princess Rosa was kidnapped by the Evil Dragon King, Valvados. What will become of her?" Just then, the legendard hero, Alfred appears!!"

Knight:
"Oh...... You must be the legendary hero...Alfred!"

Knight:
"Hey, it's your line."

Knight:
"Yeah, you."

Knight:
"Ahem!"

Knight:
"Oh...... You must be the legendary hero...Alfred!"

Knight:
"By my soul, please save Princess Rosa!"

Knight:
"Now...please talk... to the King!!"

King:
"Oh...legendary hero, Alfred. You have come to save my beloved Rosa..."

King:
"On the peak of a dangerous mountain... dwells the Evil Dragon King, Valvados... who's kidnapped Princess Rosa..."

King:
"But... you can't beat the Evil Dragon King now! Talk to one who can help you..."

"Who will you talk to?

1 - The Knight
2 - The Wizard

Option 1

Wizard
"I am the great wizard, Vorman.
What do you wish to know?"

1 - The Evil Dragon King's weakness
2 - The Princess' measurements
Option 1

Wizard:
"Ah, the weakness of the Evil Dragon King. It must be, it must be..."

Wizard:
"Yes, it must be... True Love!"

Wizard:
"The power of love... Is the only weapon that can withstand the fangs of the Evil Dragon King...!"

Narration:
"Oh what is going to happen next? Oh...legendary hero...look!"

EDK:
"Gaaaaaaaah!"

EDK:
"I am the Evil Dragon King... Valvados! I have not harmed the Princess... I have been expecting...you!"

Princess [Yuffie]:
"Please help me... legendary hero!"

Princess:
"...Was that good?"

EDK:
"Gaaaaaah! Here I come, legendary hero...Alfred!"

EDK:
"I already know...your name!"

Wizard:
"And now...legendary hero...! Here is what will happen...to your beloved..."

Wizard:
"A kiss! The power of True Love!!"

1 - Kiss the Princess
2 - Kiss the King
3 - Kiss the Evil Dragon King

Option 1

Princess:
"Cloud... I mean, Alfred..."

EDK:
"Arrggaahhh!! Curses... the power of...love!!"

King:
"Oh...behold! Love has...triumphed!"

King:
"Now lets all return... and celebrate."

Everyone:
"Yes let's... yes let's...!"

Narration:
"Oh, how profoud the power of love... And so the legendary hero Alfred and our story live on happily ever after." Option 2

Narration:
"Oh what is going to happen next? "Oh...legendary hero...look!"

EDK:
"What ho! You dare ignore the Evil Dragon King!?"

EDK:
"Gaaaaaaaah!"

EDK:
"I am the Evil Dragon King...Valvados! I have not harmed the Princess... I have been expecting...you!"

Princess [Yuffie]:
"Please help me... legendary hero!"

Princess:
"How was that?"

EDK:
"Who is your enemy...? Say it!"

1 - The Evil...Dragon King...
2 - The King
3 - That Knight

Option 2

King:
"Come on! No more!"

Yuffie:
"Come on, Cloud!! I'm tryin' to be serious here and you..."

Yuffie:
"Ok, Now I'm pissed!"

EDK:
"Gaaaaaahh!! You dare ignore me!!"

Yuffie:
"Just shut up!!"

Narration:
"On my...What an unusually strong Princess! And so the new legendary hero Rosa and out story ends happily ever after." Station.

Yuffie:
"I didn't get it. Cloud, Let's go on the Gondola next."

Ticket office of Round Square.

Yuffie:
"Two."

Ticket Seller:
"Here you are, two tickets." "Enjoy the sights of Gold Saucer."

Interior of cable car.

Yuffie:
"Wow!"

Yuffie:
"Geez!!"

Yuffie:
"...Beautiful, isn't it?"

Yuffie:
"Cloud!"

Yuffie:
"Cloud...?"

Yuffie walks across the car, kisses Cloud on the cheek, then returns to her seat

Cloud:
"..."

Yuffie:
"I just felt like doing that."

Cloud:
"..."

Yuffie:
"That's all."

Long Shot of Gold Saucer, with fireworks in background.

Cloud:
"..."

Yuffie:
"H, hey!!
Say something, why don't you!"

Cloud:
"..."

Yuffie:
"...gawd, I could just die."

Cloud
"..."

Yuffie:
"Say something, PLEASE!"

Cloud:
"...something."

Ticket Office

Yuffie:
"I should sleep really well tonight."

Yuffie:
"Thanks... for coming with me."

Yuffie:
"You wanna go back, Cloud?"

Station.

Yuffie:
"Hey, isn't that Cait Sith? What's he doing?"

Cloud:
"!!"

Cloud:
"Is that...the Keystone?"

Cloud:
"Hey! Cait Sith!"

They chase Cait Sith around the Gold Sancer, ending up at the Chocobo Racing.

Cait Sith:
"Hey! Over here! The Keystone!"

Tseng:
"Well done."

Cloud:
"Hey!"

Cait Sith:
"W, wait a second. I won't run or hide. "Yes I was a spy. I was hired by the Shinra"

Cloud:
"You think I'm jokin'!?"

Cait Sith:
"I couldn't help it. "How 'bout we go on like nothing ever happened?"

Cloud:
"No way cat! You gotta lot of guts acting like a friend but being a spy!"

Cait Sith:
"Then, what're you goin' to do? Kill me?"

Cait Sith:
"You'd just be wastin' your time if you tried. This body's just a toy anyway. "My real body's at Shinra Headquarters in Midgar. I'm controllin' this toy cat from there."

Yuffie:
"Part of the Shinra. Who the *&$# are you!?"

Cait Sith:
"Whoa. I can't tell you my name."

Cloud:
"We're not gettin' anywhere."

Cait Sith:
"See? I told you! Talking won't do any good, so can't we just continue our journey?"

Cloud:
"You think I'm, jokin'!?"

Cait Sith:
"Alright, yes, I am a Shirna employee... "But we're not entirely enemies."

Cait Sith:
"Something bothers me. I think it's your way of life. "You don't get paid. You don't get praised. Yet, you still risk your lives and continue on your journey. Seeing that makes me..."

Cait Sith:
"It makes me think about my life. I don't think I'd feel too good if things ended up the way they are now."

Yuffie:
"Sounds fishy..."

Cloud:
"He'll never tell the truth. Once a spy, always a spy. "We can't go on with someone like that. C'mon get real!!"

Cait Sith:
"...just as I thought. Talking won't make a bit of difference. But I prepared this in case this happened."

Cait Sith:
"Why don't you listen to this?"

Marlene (over radio)
"Papa! Tifa!"

Cloud:
"...Marlene?"

Marlene:
"Hey! It's Cloud!"

Cait Sith:
"....So, you have to do as I say."

Cloud:
"You're the lowest..."

Cait Sith:
"I didn't want to do this... using dirty tricks and taking hostages..."

Cait Sith:
"But this is...no compromises. So why don't we go on as we did?"

Cait Sith:
"Tomorrow is the Temple of the Ancients, right? I know where it is so I'll tell you later. "Of course we'll get there after Shinra, but you'll have to deal with that."

Cloud:
"...Well we're stuck... We'll have to do what he says."

Yuffie:
"Uh, yup."

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