Date Transcript with Yuffie
Below is the COMPLETE transcript of dating Yuffie at the Gold Saucer! I am warning you one last time, THIS IS A MAJOR SPOILER!
Room at Ghost Hotel. Cloud stands alone looking out the window.
Yuffie:
"Cloud you up?"
Cloud:
"What's Wrong?"
Yuffie:
"Would you...keep me company for a bit?"
Cloud:
"Huh?
Keep you company where?"
Yuffie:
"Just come on."
Yuffie pushes Cloud towards the door.
Cloud:
"Hey."
Gold Saucer Station.
Staff member:
"Tonight's Enchantment Night!
All the attractions are free."
"How 'bout it you two? There's
going to be an entertaining show
in Event Square!"
Yuffie:
"Cloud, let's go."
Entrance to Event Square.
Staff:
"Congratulations!!
You are our 100th couple today!!
You two will play the leads
in tonight's show!!"
Cloud:
"Wha?"
Staff:
"Oh now, it's not hard. Just play
it however you want to and the rest
of the cast will cover it up for you."
"Come this way."
Cloud:
"H, hey!"
Yuffie:
"I don't know what it's all about but
sounds kinda cool.
Wanna try it, Cloud?"
Stage at Event Square.
Narration:
"Long, long ago..."
"An evil shadow appeared over the
peaceful kingdom of Galdia...
Princess Rosa was kidnapped
by the Evil Dragon King,
Valvados. What will become of her?"
Just then,
the legendard hero, Alfred appears!!"
Knight:
"Oh...... You must be
the legendary hero...Alfred!"
Knight:
"Hey, it's your line."
Knight:
"Yeah, you."
Knight:
"Ahem!"
Knight:
"Oh...... You must be
the legendary hero...Alfred!"
Knight:
"By my soul,
please save Princess Rosa!"
Knight:
"Now...please talk...
to the King!!"
King:
"Oh...legendary hero, Alfred.
You have come to save my beloved
Rosa..."
King:
"On the peak of a dangerous mountain...
dwells the Evil Dragon King, Valvados...
who's kidnapped Princess Rosa..."
King:
"But...
you can't beat the Evil Dragon King now!
Talk to one who can help you..."
"Who will you talk to?
1 - The Knight
2 - The Wizard
Option 1
Wizard
"I am the great wizard, Vorman.
What do you wish to know?"
1 - The Evil Dragon King's weakness
2 - The Princess' measurements
Option 1
Wizard:
"Ah, the weakness of the Evil Dragon King.
It must be, it must be..."
Wizard:
"Yes, it must be...
True Love!"
Wizard:
"The power of love...
Is the only weapon that can withstand
the fangs of the Evil Dragon King...!"
Narration:
"Oh what is going to happen next?
Oh...legendary hero...look!"
EDK:
"Gaaaaaaaah!"
EDK:
"I am the Evil Dragon King... Valvados!
I have not harmed the Princess...
I have been expecting...you!"
Princess [Yuffie]:
"Please help me...
legendary hero!"
Princess:
"...Was that good?"
EDK:
"Gaaaaaah! Here I come, legendary hero...Alfred!"
EDK:
"I already know...your name!"
Wizard:
"And now...legendary hero...! Here is
what will happen...to your beloved..."
Wizard:
"A kiss!
The power of True Love!!"
1 - Kiss the Princess
2 - Kiss the King
3 - Kiss the Evil Dragon King
Option 1
Princess:
"Cloud...
I mean, Alfred..."
EDK:
"Arrggaahhh!!
Curses...
the power of...love!!"
King:
"Oh...behold!
Love has...triumphed!"
King:
"Now lets all return...
and celebrate."
Everyone:
"Yes let's... yes let's...!"
Narration:
"Oh, how profoud the power of love...
And so the legendary hero Alfred and
our story live on happily ever after."
Option 2
Narration:
"Oh what is going to happen next?
"Oh...legendary hero...look!"
EDK:
"What ho! You dare
ignore the Evil Dragon King!?"
EDK:
"Gaaaaaaaah!"
EDK:
"I am the Evil Dragon King...Valvados!
I have not harmed the Princess...
I have been expecting...you!"
Princess [Yuffie]:
"Please help me...
legendary hero!"
Princess:
"How was that?"
EDK:
"Who is your enemy...?
Say it!"
1 - The Evil...Dragon King...
2 - The King
3 - That Knight
Option 2
King:
"Come on! No more!"
Yuffie:
"Come on, Cloud!!
I'm tryin' to be serious here
and you..."
Yuffie:
"Ok, Now I'm pissed!"
EDK:
"Gaaaaaahh!!
You dare ignore me!!"
Yuffie:
"Just shut up!!"
Narration:
"On my...What an unusually strong Princess!
And so the new legendary hero Rosa
and out story ends happily ever after."
Station.
Yuffie:
"I didn't get it. Cloud,
Let's go on the Gondola next."
Ticket office of Round Square.
Yuffie:
"Two."
Ticket Seller:
"Here you are, two tickets."
"Enjoy the sights
of Gold Saucer."
Interior of cable car.
Yuffie:
"Wow!"
Yuffie:
"Geez!!"
Yuffie:
"...Beautiful, isn't it?"
Yuffie:
"Cloud!"
Yuffie:
"Cloud...?"
Yuffie walks across the car, kisses Cloud on the cheek, then returns to her seat
Cloud:
"..."
Yuffie:
"I just felt like doing that."
Cloud:
"..."
Yuffie:
"That's all."
Long Shot of Gold Saucer, with fireworks in background.
Cloud:
"..."
Yuffie:
"H, hey!!
Say something, why don't you!"
Cloud:
"..."
Yuffie:
"...gawd, I could just die."
Cloud
"..."
Yuffie:
"Say something, PLEASE!"
Cloud:
"...something."
Ticket Office
Yuffie:
Yuffie:
Yuffie:
Station.
Yuffie:
Cloud:
Cloud:
Cloud:
They chase Cait Sith around the Gold Sancer, ending up at the Chocobo Racing.
Cait Sith:
Tseng:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cait Sith:
Yuffie:
Cait Sith:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cait Sith:
Cait Sith:
Yuffie:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cait Sith:
Marlene (over radio)
Cloud:
Marlene:
Cait Sith:
Cloud:
Cait Sith:
Cait Sith:
Cait Sith:
Cloud:
Yuffie:
"I should sleep
really well tonight."
"Thanks...
for coming with me."
"You wanna go back,
Cloud?"
"Hey, isn't that Cait Sith?
What's he doing?"
"!!"
"Is that...the Keystone?"
"Hey! Cait Sith!"
"Hey! Over here!
The Keystone!"
"Well done."
"Hey!"
"W, wait a second.
I won't run or hide.
"Yes I was a spy.
I was hired by the Shinra"
"You think I'm jokin'!?"
"I couldn't help it.
"How 'bout we go on like
nothing ever happened?"
"No way cat!
You gotta lot of guts acting like
a friend but being a spy!"
"Then, what're you goin' to do?
Kill me?"
"You'd just be wastin' your time if you tried.
This body's just a toy anyway.
"My real body's at Shinra Headquarters
in Midgar.
I'm controllin' this
toy cat from there."
"Part of the Shinra.
Who the *&$# are you!?"
"Whoa. I can't tell you my name."
"We're not gettin' anywhere."
"See? I told you!
Talking won't do any good, so can't
we just continue our journey?"
"You think I'm, jokin'!?"
"Alright, yes, I am a Shirna employee...
"But we're not entirely enemies."
"Something bothers me.
I think it's your way of life.
"You don't get paid.
You don't get praised. Yet, you
still risk your lives and continue on
your journey. Seeing that makes me..."
"It makes me think about my life.
I don't think I'd feel too good
if things ended up the way they are now."
"Sounds fishy..."
"He'll never tell the truth.
Once a spy, always a spy.
"We can't go on with
someone like that.
C'mon get real!!"
"...just as I thought.
Talking won't make a bit of difference.
But I prepared this in case
this happened."
"Why don't you listen to this?"
"Papa! Tifa!"
"...Marlene?"
"Hey! It's Cloud!"
"....So, you have to do as I say."
"You're the lowest..."
"I didn't want to do this...
using dirty tricks and
taking hostages..."
"But this is...no compromises.
So why don't we go on as we did?"
"Tomorrow is the Temple of the Ancients, right?
I know where it is
so I'll tell you later.
"Of course we'll get there after Shinra,
but you'll have to deal with that."
"...Well we're stuck...
We'll have to do what he says."
"Uh, yup."
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