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| Inside This Issue Volume 1, Issue 4 January 15, 2004 Headlines Rants & Raves Local Ask A.... Opinions Movie Reviews Personals Diary Of An Angry Woman Archives Contact |
| You've Been Asking... The Wrong Person |
| Penelope Bolton |
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| Grand Theft Granny: Road Warrior |
| Denton- She only looks sweet and innocent, but deep down she's a cold calculating menace to society. Granny May has been on the run from the law for several years now. Stealing cars from New York to Texas were she was finally apprehended by police. "You'll never take me alive you filthy coppers" May screamed as she was handcuffed. "We had to physically place her in the car," Officer Leroy Stines stated at a press conference. "She's one tough cookie". Granny May's modus operandi was pretending to have car troubles. Once a another motorist had stopped to help, May would pull a gun out of her sensible tan purse and threaten them. She would then steal their car and drop it off at various chop shops she operated over the country. "Granny May was the worst kind of criminal, she looked sweet and unassuming but underneath that support bra was a heart of ice." FBI spokesman Bill Andrews said, "I'm just glad we caught her when we did". |
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