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For the Lack of a Better Name
So this used to be Nevada Youth Prison, a clever satire of the above pictured Nevada High School. Yeah, I put the TV there and even returned to the scene the next morning to take the picture, but there's not much point in criticizing the school - it sucks, sure, but it's true that once you leave, it doesn't really bug you anymore.

But like the title says...for the lack of a better name...here it is.
The Untitled Short Story - I know it's cliche to name something "Untitled" but I just never got around to thinking up a name. So by now...what's the point? Oh yeah, I've heard good things about it.
The Gothic Horror Story - The product of one night's work on an English IV assignment. It's not good, but I just wanted to have some fun. And yes, 28 Days Later did rip me off.
A Detective Story - Another epic inspired by an impending deadline in Richard Daut's class. It was supposed to be about gender...something, but obviously I didn't feel like it.

The Soap Opera/Zombie Thriller Script - Possible the greatest merger of genres ever.
Executive Privelege Script - A preview for the recently cancelled movie, Congress has a bone to pick with "President W".
The Way Out Script - An unimaginatively titled script I wrote and filmed at school. It was going to be translated into Latin, so I didn't care how well it was written, but most people like it anyways.
New!! By Air and By Sea - A script for a LEGO movie about pirates. Yeah, it's about as awesome as you think. I've got all the sets built if anyone wants to film it.

The New Right Archives - The respectable publication loved by literally dozens. Founded in the halls of Nevada High School, taken to Missouri Scholars Academy, and deposited here.

My Dream About Birds - This was a pretty cool dream. Actually what makes it interesting is the way it was multiple dreams in one.
My Tornado Dream - This was the first and only dream I can recall the details of since going to college. I don't get much sleep, so I don't have REMs to waste on dreams. Sorry.
My Slug Dream - I guess I've got slugs on the brain. It's actually not that cool of a dream, but I remembered it and it was vivid enough to write about.
This is the way I see it: previews give you a taste of the movie before it's seen, reviews tell you about it afterwards - I present to you UNVIEWS - My take on movies that I have not watched and will not watch.  All presented in the interest of giving you fair, balanced criticism of pertinent flicks.

Unview: Charlie's Angel's: Out of Gas - Boy did this movie suck...I think. All I can say is that we now have empirical evidence behind the adage "ignorance is bliss."
Review: The Boondock Saints: An Exercise in Puerility
- I feel accurate in saying the two greatest mysteries of modern science are evolutionist "thinking" and the appeal of the Boondock Saints.
Newest!! Review: Garfield Book #29 - For some reason I reviewed a collection of Garfield comics. If you have any requests, my comic-rating abilities are for hire.

Music: Yellow Ledbetter - Eddie Vedder wrote this song comprised basically of gibberish and to confuse us specifically didn't have the lyrics printed in the liner notes. Here's my best translation.

Picture Gallery 1 - Several pieces of original artwork I've made using the awesome power of the old HP Pavilion here. I'm sure this has consumed more hours of my time than I'm willing to admit.
Picture Gallery 2 - Authentic, hand-made art like the sunrise featured at left. Quickly made, low quality products that don't demand too much taste to appreciate.
Picture Gallery 3 - Two larger-scale drawings I've done in my second semester of college. And by large scale I mean it takes up most of a piece of paper.
New!! Picture Gallery 4 - These are my latest doodles. Unfortunately, the moment I draw something else, this will be obsolete. Either way, they're pretty cool...if you like robots.
In a perfect world, this will someday be used to document my various exciting activities and adventures. As it were, this is all I got:

The Shaine Griggs Story
- I wrote this as an English assignment (like most of this site really), but it was largely an excuse to glorify our immature antics. Let me be clear that I do not condone such behavior.
Just wait...they're coming. I have journals from several camping trips that are mildly entertaining and plenty of information to answer the multitude of questions you must have - like, "how is this all so awesome?"
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