Julia's Universe



Hello. Welcome to my lair. As a child, my mother pushed me in a well. She was thirteen years old when she had me, and apparently kept her pregnancy a secret and once I was born decided to just plain kill me. But the stupid whore didn't realize that babies don't down, especially half human half sea lions! Yes my dad was a sea lion! Actually, no he isn't. In fact all of that was a lie. I just thought it'd make me sound cool.



Article #1: Average Joe: Another reason not to have Faith in Humanity


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