MOUNTAIN DO TRIATHLON 2001
I'm sorry, lady! But this is a triathlon! The Arts Festival is in the summer!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
I thought Mountain Dew was  moonshine. That stuff tastes like soda pop!
Hear Ye!
Hear Ye!
The triathlon is about to begin!
Those runners never had a chance!
If that guy doesn't stop offering me TicTacs, I'm going to slug him!
Isn't there supposed to be a trail?
There has to be a lake around here somewhere!
We're here in case there's a problem with the free lunch!
That motor is helping a lot!
Trust me, I know! Triathlon is spelled with two A's!
How could I forget to bring a paddle?
I wouldn't mind being in that canoe!
Gosh, I had a good time! I sure hope I can come again next year!